ON SALE NOW!!! TONY MOSER "THE SEX ALBUM"
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Awesomeness that Tony Moser has reached. He is God like, He is here, He is now.
Starting his comedy career over 8 years ago, Tony Moser has traveled all over this land of ours. Bringing laughs and Awesomeness to everyone.
He has played anywhere from The Improve in Hollywood, California, to the Saw Buck Saloon in Kalispell, Montana, to even the lumber isle at the Home Depot during their Christmas Party. And I gotta tell ya. He rocked the Home Depot Christmas party so hard that Home Depot is now changing it’s name to Awesome Depot.
When not being awesome on the stand up stage, Tony shoots short films, documentaries, music videos, sketches, & more.
Come see the world through the head of Tony Moser, and tell a friend.
Etkilendikleri
Hedberg, Stanhope, John Ritter, Bugs Bunny, the word "Awesome", Adult Films, 80's Rock, & anyone who hates the gay EMO movement.
Üyeler
YOU ASKED FOR IT AND HERE IT IS! 2005 Best selling album "Carnival Rehab". Now Digitally Remastered! Get it while it’s hot! Its some of my best work. Some have even compared it to my 1973 album "Love Straw"...
TV Programları
Leno, Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central, BET, Playboys "Totally Busted".
Filmler
Whatever Idiot, Lord of the Rings (the prequels), Gigli
Albümler
Carnival Rehab-The Double Live Album (out now). The Tony Moser Collection Box Set (out now). Meat with Handles (DVD-2007)
The Moser | İlgi Alanları
Genel
Weight lifting. A lot of it. Can't go through one day with out lifting very heavy weights. The only thing I like more than weight lifting is looking in the mirror as I'm lifting heavy weights.
I lift weights so that girls younger than me will want to someday have sexual intercourse with me.
Thats the plan.
I also enjoy giving vocal lessons.
Televizyon
Cop Rock STUPID! Got the dvd box set. Can you say raise the metal horns because it rocks that hard!
Kitaplar
Don't believe in them.
Kahramanları
I don't think I'm alone when I say that my Hero is and always will be the one and only Steve Guttenburg.
Kamiakin High School
Kennewick,Washington
Mezun Olduğu Okul: 1993
Öğrenci durumu: Eski Mezunlar
Derece: High School Diploma
Kulüpler: body building and having sex with many women
LOGIC & REASON "LOOK"
A MUSIC VIDEO I PRODUCED AND PUT TOGETHER.
A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE "WHATEVER IDIOT" THAT I WAS IN.
BRAD BRAKE AND I FIGHTING OVER WHO THE BIGGER DICK BOSS IS.
A VERY IMPORTANT PSA ABOUT DRUG ADDICTION. PLEASE WATCH!!!
..>DRUG ADDICTION HURTS EVERYONE. on FunnyOrDie.com..>
THE TONY MOSER TRIBUTE IS HERE!
COMMERCIAL AGAIN....
Pepsi Commercial ..
I AM THE GREATEST STAND UP COMIC IN THE COUNTRY!
NO SCRATCH THAT-
IM THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER IN THE DAMN UNIVERSE! GOOGLE IT! YOU WILL GET THE SAME ANSWER.
Besides that also too,
I'm a self made billionare. I have several production companys all up and down the west coast.
I produce anything from music videos to my own brand of Girls Gone Wild, called Girls Gone Baligerant.
I enjoy spending lots of cash on a woman, even if she is a hooker. Doesn't matter. I got a lot of cash to throw around. How much? Lets just say that I sleep in $1,000 billz and I ALWAYS sleep in the nude, which freaks people out when I fall asleep in the bus. I guess no one has ever seen a man with a tattoo of a beautiful unicorn on his inner thigh before. And yeah you heard me. A man.
I'm all MAN.
Judge me all you want. At the end of the day, I'm the one who is having many sex with lot of foreign people.
Kath discovers that she is still married to her ex Rusty and must find him in order to finalize their divorce.
Me on the Kath & Kim show. Try to find me. I was ne of the best background actors the show has ever had. Towards the end of the show, Selma Blaire gets thrown off the railing. Molly Shannon comes to her rescue. But first she walks right past me. Im wearing a very sexy sleeveless denim shirt and shorts I bought at walmart.
TONY MOSER "THE SEX ALBUM" ON SALE NOW!!!
THE SEX ALBUM MP3 NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM FOR ONLY $7.99! THATS A GOOD DEAL FOR AS MUCH SEX SONGS THAT ARE ON THIS CD.
GO TO THE LINK!
http://www.amazon.com/The-Sex-Album-Explicit/dp/B002E6D6M2/ref=sr_f3_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1246428180&sr=103-1
SOON TO BE SOLD ON ITUNES AND NAPSTER! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT...AND SEXY.
DANGEROUS
THE NEW MOVIE BY GORGEOUSLY HANSOM FILMS
COMING SOON SUMMER 2010
Slideshow
FANS OF THE MOVIE DANGEROUS.
HAVE YOUR OWN DANGEROUS POSTER MADE WITH YOUR FACE.
HELP PROMOTE THE MOVIE THAT GOING TO CHANGE THE FILM INDUSTRY FOREVER!
BE A PART OF SOMETHING BIG.
Great for Halloween and Christmas present. Buy it!
Just checked the stats. The Sex Album is selling well. For those of you who haven't bought this album of sex, go to iTunes, Amazon, Napster, hell even Rhapsody and buy the album and/or songs thats going to change the world.
Kimle tanışmak isterim: I'd like to meet a girl who knows how to keep a secret. You know the kind that you meet and say to them, "Okay, don't ever call me at my home, and don't tell your parents." And they don't say anything. Thats the one for me.
Are you here in Callie? Well then, get your sexy self down to The ROXY on Sunset tomorrow night to see LUKAS ROSSI and his band Stars Down. He's headlining, and it's going to be awesome! Resident Hero and Media Orphan are opeing! :)
Sometimes when i look around, all i see is misery, despair, frustration and pain...
Then, i close my eyes, take a couple deep breaths, RELAX...And ask myself, "WHAT IF all I saw was what I WANTED TO SEE?" Then, I open my eyes. I see the sun, I see the blue sky, I see my girls smiling back at me, I see life...
And then, lo and behold, I see nothing but OPPORTUNITY...
Thanks for reading. And if you enjoy these little sayings I send out, take a look at my site, http://TankJones.com and take a look at my blogs. You can also see a lot of pics of events I've done, music I've made and learn about my foundation.
Hey and thanks for your friendship! Pls do me a favor and add ALLAN DAVEY TO YOUR FRIEND http://www.myspace.com/allandaveymusic if you don't already have it Take care and stay out of troubles :) Hugs & Love//Nillan xoxo
The Rose and Ben Band would like to thank you so very much for your friendship and support. And appreciate you accepting our invitation, VOICE IT IN MUSIC.
Hey The Moser, we just got out of the studio with Stephen Perkins of Janes Addiction....here are some of the songs we came up with...let us know what you think!!!!!
Don't forget, our next big gig is Saturday June 20th @ the World Famous Roxy Theater..Come on out!!!
Thanks for being our friend on MySpace! If you haven't done so be sure to visit our profile and listen to the new music! We would love for you to let us know what you think in a message or comment! Also keep in touch for new songs and upcoming shows!
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thanks, Ron
I've written, produced, engineered, and played nearly everything on my songs myself. I also do my own promotion: I hope you have the time to check out some of my songs and my review:
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