kerri--TOOEARLY2LATE!
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kerri mulreed CLAP CLAP I turn tricks to support my drug habits...


30 歲
JERSEY CITY, New Jersey
美國



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    kerri--TOOEARLY2LATE! 的興趣
一般I HEART the following;BIG HUGS,smelling smelly things,cake, sledding, hating football, shoprite's 'can can' sale, lazer-tag, my chucks, grassers, vodka, LAUGHING...OHOHOHOOOOOOOOH LAUGHING, craptastic reality tv, new socks, living and breathing animals, those that have passed, those that will take over the world in due time,really cold water, not super loud noises that are scary, hoodies, uummmmmm smelllllllss, runnin jump hi-fives, secrethand-shakes, more hugsss, games,the word"BALLS", breaking things, uno, being "wow'd", poll position, pointing out my own short-comings, finding change in my pocket,breakdancing with my dog-pal ruthie, breaking more things, gettin a rise out of you, unfortunate looking things,pretending i know lots'o'thangs and stuff, 'rock,paper,scissors', watching lady lobster run,reminding dummies that they are dumb, chocolate, reminding myself that i know "brittney Spears" lyrics, cutting my hair(not nicely), just cutting myself, writing lists and lots of them, things that are red, cheering for the underdog,napping,passionate people, GREAT ADVENTURE, and anything else that involves having fun.
音樂NO CONTEMPORARY JAZZ. NO CONTEMPORARY COUNTRY. otherwise YES!! i like music
電影young frankenstein,history of the world part I(all mel brooks films), the jerk,happiness,secretary,happy gilmore,superstar,dream with the fishes,westside story,harold and maude,all charlie brown and any peanut movies,barfly,GOONIES!!!!!!!,breakfast at tiffany's,braveheart,high art, your friends and neighbors,little miss sunshine,breakfast club, korney 80's shtuff like 'over the top' and so many indie crap movies... quality to me I SAY!!!!!
電視OMG too much crap... ELLEN(NOT CRAP)law and order svu, project runway,I love new york,L word,the office,weeds,oprah,family guy,arrested development(bring it back please!!!), info-mmercials,,everything on Lifetime channel(its painful but hey!),lots of vh1 and bravo,the history and discovery channel, the foodnetwork chanel, and alot more horrible shows
書籍the dictionary is my best friend, anything by david sedaris, chip kidd is pretty funny too, cunt by inga muscio, i like the way Jeannette Winterson writes and I'm sure a few others I'm forgetting...Ugh... Stuff I guess...
偶像OPRAH...My best friends and family...chuck taylor...whoever invented cake...people who do kind things for strangers because its just the right thing to do...queer folks who have made great strides to elevate the world and the folks who continue to do so...THE END...

     kerri--TOOEARLY2LATE! 的詳細資訊
狀態:性開放
性傾向:女同志
家鄉:south orange, NEW JERSEY
體型:肌肉/健美
星座:射手座
抽煙 / 喝酒:是 / 是
子女:將來會要小孩
教育程度:大學畢業
職業:intoxicologist

   kerri--TOOEARLY2LATE!的學校
Montclair State University
Upper Montclair, NJ
畢業年份: 2004
在學狀態: 校友
學位: Bachelor's Degree
主修: sociology
 

1999 到 2004

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CLAP CLAP... So I don’t really turn tricks to support my drug habits, I just do it for fun! I have to say it’s weird to sit here and describe myself but here we go… would def call myself dorky dorkerson from dorksville Dork Dakota.I look a little boyish but I'm kinda girly.I REALLY ENJOY MY OWN COMPANY,I LOVE to play and I LOVE to laugh!I LOVE LOVE LOVE to laugh so hard that my stomach and throat hurt and I start to cry(maybe even throw up a little).My friends(and only)my friends RULE!!! I truely enjoy soundtracks and cd jackets/booklets.Love to change peoples minds.I treasure smerks.I’m a very sentimental person and have a hard time throwing things out. I love running-jump hi-fives and clapping it up. I’m very good at making up lyrics to songs I think I know but really don’t. Love to smell things, especially if they are really smelly!!! I’m a bartender but I will one day be working for an awesome nonprofit organization. Love my friends and family more than anything!!My dog is my bestest pal in the world. I'm constantly breaking things, I think it’s a gift. I really enjoy misbehaving and acting inappropriately. I tend to leave redonkulously long messages on your voicemail and not really say anything significant...at all!?!? I don't walk a straight line.EVERYTHING is relative.I LOVE to get soooo excited that my insides want to EXPLODE!I'm a very bad speller. And I never thought I’d ever join myspace, but here I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I’m Late…
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amanda

amanda



2009/2/25 03:24

why you so f*ing cute? call me why don't you?
amanda

amanda



2009/2/2 08:54

you so full of lovely.
Always Alex

Always Alex



2008/12/28 03:52

xoxo love you!!
Jen

Jen



2008/12/12 13:00

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~Maria~

~Maria~



2008/11/27 14:14

di*happy

di*happy



2008/11/13 13:18

psssst...

Hello from Phoenix, darlin'
:)
amanda

amanda



2008/11/7 18:25

i wuv you oh so much!!! and miss you to little teeny tiny pieces
this grrl

this grrl



2008/11/6 15:38

hey there lady, how've you been?
Melissa Surach

Melissa Surach



2008/10/6 12:15

amanda

amanda



2008/10/5 06:37

so lady, can't say it's my fault or yours, it's just that we haven't had a 'real' conversation in feels like a decade! miss you lovely
~Maria~

~Maria~



2008/9/25 03:34

I'm good! How are you???
Anne

Anne



2008/8/21 19:13

do you want to be on a team with me for Tony's kick ball tournament?
Cara Lynn Martha

Cara Lynn Martha



2008/8/17 21:04

The Flockers....
Anne

Anne



2008/8/11 16:12

I love the pic in your comments the bottom one must have been that night at the park by my apt- hilarious!
Crash

Crash



2008/7/28 06:45

How our day went
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How it ended
Cara Lynn Martha

Cara Lynn Martha



2008/7/27 18:51

i dont need your longboard!!!
Obscene Strategies

Obscene Strategies



2008/7/23 04:31



you dont want to know how obscene we can get...
Anne

Anne



2008/7/9 20:19

I'm back bitchassss! When can you hang?
ps.
I love that you have Larry King as a top friend!
this grrl

this grrl



2008/6/10 15:24

heyyy long time no talk! how have you been?
Lynnette

Lynnette



2008/6/3 20:23

i hope your coming on friday i know you dont work Dont forget this the reminder
Cara Lynn Martha

Cara Lynn Martha



2008/5/29 22:31


double fisting the pabst.
we know how to drink
andrea

andrea



2008/5/9 05:30

if i were a bear...
Blue Eyes Blue

Blue Eyes Blue



2008/5/2 14:37

That was the funniest, grossest, and most disturbing video I have ever seen. LOL. I don't know if I can post it in my comment section, though--there are impressionable young people who surf "mystink." (Okay, so I probably will post it--just trying to be all noble.) Hope you're well, darlin'.
;-)
amanda

amanda



2008/4/30 01:48

KELLY

kelly love



2008/4/18 01:58

Hey der girl....I luv u muahhhzzz
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