Hey we're Too Fat For Porn, five guys from the Newry and Mourne music scene. We've been a band since 2002 but took a break in September 2005. After 8 months apart we realised it was time for all of us to become one and we did...the five man orgy started in late April and after numerous breaks for smokes and food we decided to pull our finger out of our dumpers and try to get involved in the scene again. Recently guitarist and founding member Sean left the band to pursue his career with his new project This Year's Black, best of luck Sean. Replacing Sean was a guitarist and close friend for many years Daniel Hazeman Haze. With the new line up and new songs we're finally ready to fulfil our ambitions in trying to take over the world....or at least get rid of our remaining EP's. Hope to see you all at the upcoming gigs in the summer...expect drunkenness, nakedness and....funninness?
Love and lollipops
Too Fat For Porn x
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1. practicing
2. practicing
3. listen to almost every genre of music: no matter if you don't like it, you'll learn how many kind of drumming you have to explore to become a very good drummer
4. invest some money in some good instructional video: if I may give some suggestion, one by Thomas Lang, Rhythmic Vision by Gavin Harrison, one by Steve Gadd
5. adapt everything you learn to yourself and to your way of approaching the music you're playing, you don't have to become a clone of someone else just because he's famous
6. ask me anything, sometimes I can't be swift in replying, anyway I try to answer the faster I can, I'm always glad if I can help. Then, if in return you want to put me in your Top List, you're welcome :)
A questions and answers session will take place on Sat the 12th of August in the Newry Magnet Centre from 2pm till 4pm. That night the Musicians Union will do a showcase in Warrenpoint's INF. "The G8" will also launch their debut album "comfort zone" that night and "Java Shrine" will play along side them.
"Clinic records", "THE G8" and "Java Shrine" SUPPORTS THE MUSICIANS UNION!!!
If YOU play an instrument, if YOU sing, if YOU are a DJ, if YOU listen to music, if YOU are fed up not knowing enough about the music business, if YOU play in a band that wants to make a living out of music but YOU don't know how? if YOU want N.Ireland to have the same music presence as London, if YOU want N.Ireland to have the same music presence as America!
Don't cry about it, don't talk about it, don't moan about it and don't give up!
WE have the talent, WE have the instruments, WE have the knowledge, WE have the ability to be one of the strongest music countries in the world but!!!
WE don't have YOU!!!
Every profession has a UNION!!!
WE ARE STRONGER WHEN WE COME TOGETHER!!!
WE CAN CHANGE TODAY!!!
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The G8" and "Too Fat For Porn" are playing in "Omeaths Dublin House" this Friday the 4th of August as part of the Omeath Festival which starts this Friday.
There is a bus going to the gig from Newry.
£5 gets you onto the bus into the gig and home.
For a ticket for the bus email info@clinicrecords.co.uk
For more info check out these web site's
www.theg8band.com
www.clinicrecords.co.uk
www.myspace.com/g8band
www.myspace.com/clinicrecords
Fiddlers Green Festival ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The G8" and "Brutal" will play the Glenside bar in Rostrevor on Friday the 28th of July as part of the Fiddlers Green Festival.
were touriong downsouth we want aband to use their contacts with our contacts so the 2 bands can tour the other bands places and get onto other scenes we wanna go all round ireland! were gnna do it by public transport!diy to the balls haha
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