Chewing wood, creating nests for my human, painting with poop, dismantling my castle, making bacteria soup in my dish, flinging food. Did I mention screaming? That, too.
Music
No thanks. My voice is all the music anyone needs.
Movies
The Life of Birds, Paulie, The Real Macaw, The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock (the only human male who really had a CLUE)
Television
Sure. It makes sneaking up on my mom's boyfriend so much easier when he is staring at it instead of at ME.
Books
They make good decorations in my nest box. If you select the right one, you can make your human scream when you tear it apart.
About me: I am 15, single, male and looking. I'm looking at you. I bet you taste like chicken, don't you? My mom's boyfriend does. Would you scream when I bite you? He doesn't either. I really don't know what she sees in him.
In my spare time, I enjoy emitting ear-rending screams, intimidating all the humans in my household, and chewing wood. Only one human is allowed to touch me, and that's my mom. I really dislike her boyfriend and have decided that I will kill him the first chance I get. He has to sleep sometime.... muhahahaha.
There are some other birds in my home too. Here's where to see us:
Of course they aren't as photogenic and wonderful as *I* am, but they're okay.
I like chicks, but if you are a human spammer chick with no clothes on, please don't ask me to be your friend. I bite. HARD. And besides, I AM A BIRD, not a teenage male. So go away and stop sending me friend invitations.
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Who I'd like to meet: A locksmith, or someone with an arc welder. I know there's a way out of this cage.......... Hey, my babysitter once forgot to lock it. Look at my pix to see what I did then.... muhahahahaha!
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