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If the puck is flying, then the Hockey Granny is buying! ( The next round of hot-dogs eh ).Mood: Face-Off Face-OffPosted at 7:46 AM Nov 9 view more

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  • Hockey Humor

  • 46 / Male
  • TOON Town, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Puck Humor, Old Time Hockey, Ice Girls, and Body-Checking Soda Machines. Well, it took my quarter eh!

    TOONS ON-ICE Hockey Holiday Card Ad,

  • Music

    From Led Zep to Miles Davis. Anything that goes up to 11! Megan Fox performing the National Anthem ( even if she can't sing ), KNAC Pure Rock, KSHE-95, and the Chicago Blackhawks Arena Pipe Organ.

  • Movies

    Slap Shot, This is Spinal Tap, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Wayne Gretzky Above and Beyond, Youngblood, Strange Brew and "The Rocket" The Maurice Richard Story.

  • Television

    SCTV, Looney Tunes, Monty Python, NHL Center Ice, Hockey Night in Canada, TSN, CSN, Cartoon Network, Fox Sports, NHL on Versus, NCAA Hockey, The World of Sid and Marty Kroft, Rescue Me and The Three Stooges.

  • Books

    Mad Magazine, The Hockey News, Wayne Gretzky by J. Taylor, Bob Miller's Tales from The Los Angeles Kings, Let's Play Hockey Magazine, USA Hockey, Comic Books, and the back of Cereal Boxes.

  • Heroes

    Wayne Gretzky, FDNY, US Military, Coach Dad, Underdog, and those about to ROCK!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: St. Louis / Los Angeles / Nashville
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Native American
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Hockey Cartoon Artist / Lead Guitar / Ketchup

Networking

Companies

  • TOONS ON ICE Hockey

    • TOONS ON -ICE, HOCKEY TOWN US
    • Chief Imagination Officer
    1990 to present

  • TOONS ON-ICE Hockey Shop

    • Cafe Press, Website US
    • Store Owner
    1998 to present

  • NHL 2Night Hockey

    • Bristol, CT US
    • HIT THE ICE Comic Strip
    1999 to 2001

  • Hockey Player Magazine

    • Los Angeles, CA US
    • Puck Tales Comic Strip
    1991 to 1993

  • KNAC Pure Rock

    • Los Angeles, CA US
    • Feature Writer
    2001 to present

Blurbs

About me:

Greetings Hockey Fans!

Got puck? Got hot-dog? Got a puckin hot dog?!? Tell your cousin Eb to cancel Wednesday Bowling Night cuz it's time to lace em' up and hit the ice TOONS ON-ICE style! TOONS ON-ICE Hockey is an original sports property designed to show the humerous side of the worlds fastest team sport, NHL Ice Hockey! It's my dream as one of the worlds only Hockey Cartoon Artists to turn every Walmart into an Ice Hockey Rink so you can body check Kid Rock into the Jeff Gordon Beer Cooler Display in aisle twelve!



TOONS ON-ICE Hockey Clientele include CAA Sports, IMG Hockey, The Los Angeles Kings, Anaheim Mighty Ducks, Colorado Avalanche, St. Louis Blues, Florida Panthers, Incredible Ice, San Jose Sharks, Chicago Wolves, Hockey Hut, and the first annual Slap Shot Golf Tournament. TOONS ON-ICE Comics have been featured in such publications as Hockey Player Magazine, The Hockey News, and USA Hockey Magazine. HIT THE ICE weekly Comic Strip was featured on ESPN in 2001 along with NHL 2Night Hockey's John Buccigross, Barry Melrose, Darren Pang and Ray Ferraro. Other notable fans and TOONS Followers include 3 time Philadelphia Flyers Stanley Cup Champion Bill Clement, Game Worn, Turcotte Hockey School, Rob Barletta's Elite Hockey School, Laura Stamm Power Skating, Guelph Storm Hockey, and Little Caesers Youth Hockey.

Now go skate out there and grab a hot-dog for Coach Dad!

The ICE MISER

Who I'd like to meet:

Kate Beckinsale on a breakaway! Charles Schulz, Bobby Orr, Eric Idle, Jimi Hendrix, Denis Leary, Bob and Doug McKenzie and the Canadian Moose who invented the first frozen hockey puck.