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TopTenJesus
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TopTenJesus Old Profile Deleted By MySpace Because Christians Were Offended!!!

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101 years old
Nazareth, New Jersey
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Last Login: 12/13/2009
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Mike

Mike



Dec 1 2009 2:30 AM

danke für die virtuelle freundschaft!
thank u for the friendship!
Rick

Ricky Cormier



Nov 21 2009 4:16 AM

Halle-fucking-lujah!
Greaper

Greaper



Nov 21 2009 4:15 AM

OMG JEEBUS
JoE$

JoE Mk



Oct 26 2009 3:54 AM

HEY WAT UP
--Jordan--

--Jordan--
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Oct 22 2009 2:15 AM

How about I dontttt top Jesus??
Brave These Waters

Brave These Waters



Oct 21 2009 1:24 AM

yo. sup?
Antonia Eden (twitter.com/antoniaeden)

Antonia Eden (twitter.com/antoniaeden)



Oct 21 2009 1:24 AM

Thank you for the request! =)

xo - Antonia Eden
Jesuslovesstuff.com

Jesuslovesstuff.com



Oct 19 2009 10:49 PM

We've got the funniest Website ever! LoL

You've gotta see ALL the crazy things Jesus Loves!!!







stfu, tyler!

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Oct 19 2009 10:48 PM

xD
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Oct 16 2009 2:28 AM

XOXOXOXOXO
Jesuslovesstuff.com

Jesuslovesstuff.com



Oct 14 2009 9:57 PM

We've got the funniest Website ever! LoL

You've gotta see ALL the crazy things Jesus Loves!!!







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Oct 11 2009 5:52 PM

lol ok(:
thank you jesus.
Courtney

Matos Nancy



Oct 11 2009 1:54 AM

Nice to meet you
smile ====:)







AlySSa †

Alyssa Mariee



Oct 11 2009 12:18 AM

THNX 4 THA REQUEST HUN=]
WHUUDUUP?
Dirty Que. [Stays Dirty in the USA]

Dirty Que. [Stays Dirty in the USA]



Oct 8 2009 11:07 PM

hhahaha thank you
Lucy’s Kiss

Lucy’s Kiss



Sep 27 2009 3:08 AM

great space!!!!!!!
With Our Teeth

With Our Teeth



Sep 26 2009 4:32 AM

haha thanks! which song are you diggin on?
MORRIS

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Sep 26 2009 4:32 AM

HOW AMAZING IS IT WHAT PEOPLE THINK THEY KNOW...
MORE OF YOU SHOULD READ THE BIBLE INSTEAD OF GETTING YOUR INFORMATION FROM YOUR "SPACEBOOK" ACCOUNTS AND FRIENDS
ITS AS IF YOU ALL NEED SOME SORT OF ATTENTION AND THIS SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW

HERE ARE SOME FACTS FOR YOU....

JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD AS A PART OF A TRINITY DEFINED AS
THE FATHER
THE SON
THE HOLY GHOST

THUS ALL THREE THE SAME IN DIFFRENT FORMS

YOU SAY "WELL I HAVE'NT SEEN GOD OR JESUS SO I DONT BELIVE IN THEM...THEY'RE FAKE"
WELL YOU HAVE ALSO NEVER SEEN THE WIND BUT YOU KNOW ITS REAL

AND BOTH HAVE THE SAME CONCLUSION
BELIVING IN WHAT YOU CANNOT SEE=FAITH
THUS
YOU CANNOT SEE THE WIND BUT YOU BELIVE ITS THERE BECAUSE YOU CAN "FEEL" IT
YOU CAN ALSO FEEL CHRIST IF YOU ALLOW HIM IN YOUR HEART
THIS IS HOW THE WIND AND GOD DIFFERS IN THIS....
THE WIND WILL ENSURE YOU FEEL IT WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
GOD GIVES YOU A CHOICE

SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD NOW KNOW....
This is what the LORD says: "Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who depends on flesh for his strength and whose heart turns away from the LORD. He will be like a bush in the wastelands; he will not see prosperity when it comes. He will dwell in the parched places of the desert, in a salt land where no one lives. "But blessed is the man who trusts in the LORD, whose confidence is in him. He will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; its leaves are always green.

MORRIS

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Sep 26 2009 4:32 AM

HERE ARE SOME TRUTHS FOR YOU TO READ OVER....

CHRIST ETERNAL

In the beginning the Word already existed. He was with God, and He was God. He was in the beginning with God. He created everything there is. Nothing exists that he didn't make.
John 1:1-3 (NLT)

Jesus Christ is the Word of God described in these verses. When the “beginning” took place, He already was. Someone has correctly stated, “There never was a time when He was not.” If we could travel back into the history of the universe to the first moment we call time, Jesus would be there. While it is beyond our comprehension, Jesus has always been, as has the Father and the Holy Spirit.

In addition to Jesus’ eternal existence, we learn that He is God. He is not a part of God, or a semblance of God, but really God and fully God. Jesus did not come to earth as half man and half God, but completely God and completely man at the same time. He was, is, and always will be God.

Adding to these magnificent truths is the fact that Jesus, the eternal God, created the Universe in which we exist. If you were to go outside and look around your neighborhood, or focus your eye through the lens of the most powerful telescope, everything that you see in all of creation was made by Jesus Christ.

The next time we say the name, “Jesus,” let us do so with these truths in mind. He is greater than we have ever imagined Him to be.

PRAYER THOUGHT: Lord Jesus, may my worship of the Word be representative of who You truly are.

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[ Cristal ;* )

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Sep 19 2009 2:40 AM

they are BOTH wronq.
jesus was an eqotistical , self righteous , delusional reliqious zealot
and NOT the son of qod sent down to offer us salvation and eternal life.
qod isnt even real and jesus ( if he existed ) was the biqqest scammer and/or schizophrenic in the history of mankind.

God bless,
Crystal.

*Maira*

*Maira*



Sep 12 2009 12:50 PM

Someone (comment below me) woke up on the wrong side of the bed today! I don't understand why people are a part of your MySpace friends if they don't understand the humor behind your hiliarious posts.... I say that you will be alright with the Jesus man in the end.... don't you worry!
Asdfghjkl; Cydney :P

Asdfghjkl; Cydney :P



Aug 30 2009 1:19 AM

ummmm...yea...ok...let me tell you something about jesus. You might have just blaspemed. and that's an unforgivable sin. It means to speak insultingly, carelessy , against God or Holy things. That sin You keep repeating wont be forgiven in this age or the age to come. I hoppe you repent and trust in jesus as your savior because right now your already standing condemned. And if you ever do get saved then all your sins are forgiven but by what you Do, it seems to me that you dont want forgivness. And thats very offensive, Not only to me but to GOD.
Phalanx Covenant

Phalanx Covenant



Aug 30 2009 1:19 AM

JEEEEEEEEEEEBUSSSS!!!!
Eye Of The Savior

Eye Of The Savior



Aug 26 2009 10:44 PM

DUDE!, you totally haveto hear our songs,lmao it completely pertains to toptenjesus..atleast i think they do. lol - eye of the savior
Phalanx Covenant

Phalanx Covenant



Aug 16 2009 12:49 AM

OMG ITS JEEBUS!!!!!!!!
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