Welcome my friends to the Torgo internet experience. You may recognize me from the documentary "Manos"-The Hands of Fate or Mystery Science Theater 3000 presents "Manos"-The Hands of Fate. I'm known as the clown that makes the darkside fun. Torgo is looking for new minions to share in the glory of Manos - God of Primal Darkness. Membership in the cult of Manos is but a click away by JOINING MY FRIENDS LIST. If your hot enough, Torgo just might make you one of his brides too. No dudes though, Manos has no temple on Brokeback Mountain. Not that theres anything wrong with that. I like predicting nightfall, things that displease the Master, awkward fondeling, long pauses, poodle meat, vacations at beautiful ground zero, ambiguity, Maggie, and easily accessable windows.
Love... Torgo style!
Strut-out, put it out...
Pardon me, but I don't believe I've groped you yet?
Maggie... ain't it dreamy the way she looks into the camera?
Kids today with their hot rods
and their clapboards caught on camera.
Ladies please, there's plenty of Torgo to go around!
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I would be very appreciative if you bought some of my high quality merchandise. I have a lot of wives to feed.Just click on the banner above.
Check out all my beautiful wives in my pics section. Leave them comments on their pics, or simply just drool over them. Warning: mean spirited comments will get you deleted. No one messes with Torgo's womenz!
I am currently accepting submissions for Torgo’s Boobie Theater.
The rules are:
1. No full nudity. Myspace rules apply… sadly. Any nudity submitted will be blacked out by me.
2. Breasts must be accompanied by a Torgo relevant message. This message must be hand written on your body or a piece of paper in the picture. Photoshopped messages will not be accepted (I could easily make those myself).
3. You may, if you wish, include your face in the picture. Depending on space, it may be cropped off though.
4. Identities will be kept secret by me under penalty of death.
5. The more of your boobies you show, the greater the amount of time your picture will remain in the theater.
6. Make them legible!
7. This isn’t a contest. Boobies are welcome in all sizes.
8. The boobies must be female ones only!
9. You must be at least 18 years old to participate. In fact if you're not at least 18, you shouldn't be looking at this at all. Stay in school kids and don't do drugs!
Who I'd like to meet:
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