Miranda

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You cannot have the good without the bad, the left without the right, nor can you have the ups without the downs. - That's a Miranda-ism. Learn it. Love it. Live it.

  • Miranda

  • 31 / Female
  • Orlando, Florida, US

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Status and Mood

  • Miranda is on to road to Carrie and Jo's wedding. Road trip!
    Mood: excited excited
    Posted at 3:36 PM Nov 7 from Mobile
  • Miranda doesn't know how many effing times she has to tell people - if she wanted your opinion, she'd tell you what to say!
    Mood: annoyed annoyed
    Posted at 9:59 PM Nov 4
  • Miranda is looking forward to another relaxing weekend.
    Mood: hungry hungry
    Posted at 11:52 AM Oct 30 from Mobile

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: The Town I Call "Home"
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Expecting
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Legal Assistant

Companies

  • Joseph Dayton Foley, Jr., P.A.

    • Altamonte Springs, Florida US
    April, 2007 to Present

Comments

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  • Nov 13 2009 2:50 AM

    Guess what I'm buying tomorrow!!!  HA HA HA

Blurbs

About me:

Long story, short:

I am a God fearing, gun shooting (and soon, gun owning), pro-life Republican.


Long story, long:

I've found that common sense is anything but common. I'm also convinced that the movie "Idiocracy" will be the future of America. Most people irritate the living hell out of me for a multitude of reasons; mostly because of their ignorance, and inability to get their heads out of their asses.

I'm a pretty good person, and can have fun doing just about anything. I love to conjure up new recipes, and then use people as my personal Guinnea Pigs, hanging out with friends and family members, teaching the birds dirty words, and having good conversations over coffee.

Who I'd like to meet:

Fellow Republicans, people who hate Obama as much as I do, those who can laugh at themselves, admit when they're wrong, and those who can forgive the past, and look forward to the future.

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Interests

  • General

    I have lots of interests, some of which include:

    Shooting guns.
    Hunting down decorations for the baby's room.
    Spoiling my precious niece.
    Spending time with loved ones.
    Dinner parties.
    Dive bars.
    Laughing out loud.
    Converting Democrats into Republicans.
    Kicking your ass in darts. (Yes, I can!)
    Being right.
    The moment when someone's laughter becomes a cackle.
    The feeling of accomplishment.


  • Music

    This is just BAD ASS!!!



    This is flipping hilarious!!!!!

    Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Literal Version
    Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Literal Version


  • Movies

    Lucky Number Slevin, 21, Marie Antionette, Reality Bites, Dirty Love, Imagine Me & You, Great Expectations (1998), Secretary, Eddie & The Cruisers I & II, 13 Going on 30, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Magnolia, Love Stinks, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Goodfellas, Bandits (the German flick), Run Lola Run, Elizabeth, Happenstance, High Tension, De-Lovely, Rules of Attraction


  • Television

    Glee, The Good Wife, Mercy, Lie To Me, Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck, Brothers & Sisters, Accidentally on Purpose, The Secret Diary of a Call Girl, In Plain Sight, Royal Pains, My Boys, Law & Order: SVU, CSI, The Mentalist, Monk, Psych, The Closer, The Tudors, How I Met Your Mother, One Tree Hill, Medium, Better Off Ted


  • Books

    Anything by Jane Green or Ann Coulter will do just fine, thank you.






  • Heroes

    Me.