You cannot have the good without the bad, the left without the right, nor can you have the ups without the downs. - That's a Miranda-ism. Learn it. Love it. Live it.
I am a God fearing, gun shooting (and soon, gun owning), pro-life Republican.
Long story, long:
I've found that common sense is anything but common. I'm also convinced that the movie "Idiocracy" will be the future of America. Most people irritate the living hell out of me for a multitude of reasons; mostly because of their ignorance, and inability to get their heads out of their asses.
I'm a pretty good person, and can have fun doing just about anything. I love to conjure up new recipes, and then use people as my personal Guinnea Pigs, hanging out with friends and family members, teaching the birds dirty words, and having good conversations over coffee.
Who I'd like to meet:
Fellow Republicans, people who hate Obama as much as I do, those who can laugh at themselves, admit when they're wrong, and those who can forgive the past, and look forward to the future.
Shooting guns. Hunting down decorations for the baby's room. Spoiling my precious niece. Spending time with loved ones. Dinner parties. Dive bars. Laughing out loud. Converting Democrats into Republicans. Kicking your ass in darts. (Yes, I can!) Being right. The moment when someone's laughter becomes a cackle. The feeling of accomplishment.
Lucky Number Slevin, 21, Marie Antionette, Reality Bites, Dirty Love, Imagine Me & You, Great Expectations (1998), Secretary, Eddie & The Cruisers I & II, 13 Going on 30, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Magnolia, Love Stinks, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Goodfellas, Bandits (the German flick), Run Lola Run, Elizabeth, Happenstance, High Tension, De-Lovely, Rules of Attraction
Television
Glee, The Good Wife, Mercy, Lie To Me, Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck, Brothers & Sisters, Accidentally on Purpose, The Secret Diary of a Call Girl, In Plain Sight, Royal Pains, My Boys, Law & Order: SVU, CSI, The Mentalist, Monk, Psych, The Closer, The Tudors, How I Met Your Mother, One Tree Hill, Medium, Better Off Ted
Books
Anything by Jane Green or Ann Coulter will do just fine, thank you.
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Nov 13 2009 2:50 AM