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Mixing the sensibilities of Jersey Swamp Blues, and the sensitivity of Midwesternized Euro-Pop, Otis and Les Stapleton continue to transcend genres, appeal to all fans regardless of race, creed, or sexual preference, and dampen the trousers of large women worldwide.

Growing up in a tenement house with old pipes, Otis and Les weren't the cleanest of boys, but they always shared a love for music. "Our mother was always singing around the house between tricks," says Les. "She taught us two things: Make sure your seals are tight, and never be afraid to sing." To this day they haven't forgotten either of those important lessons, and it has taken them far.

Now, at last, these two legendary talents have put their considerable mark upon the world of entertainment,following up their underground hits "Your Tits Look Big Tonight" "We Give a Fuck About a Panda","(I'll Give You) Something To Cry About", "You Give Me a Chubby" and "(I Wanna Do) Winnie Cooper Up the Pooper" by unleashing their own unique brand of positive Flophouse Brothel World Music to cleanse your spirit like Tidy Bowl.

As legendary rock music critic Louise Doucheman so eloquently put it, "What is this on my shoe?" Truer words were never spoken about these guys.

Allow yourself to be wrapped in the fetid tranquility; the Warhol In Velvet that is Butterface Days. Mess your trousers, and hire elderly transvestites to change your soiled clothes like the rest of the civilized world, and leave the unwashed masses behind as a distant memory. Check out Tornado Supreme.