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TORPEDOphile
Comedy / Hip Hop / Rap

more raisins than raisin bran's got raisins.



AUSTIN, Texas
United States

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Last Login:  9/20/2009
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   TORPEDOphile: General Info
Member Since11/3/2006
Band Websitethe internet is a fad
Band MembersPosterboy, Bio, and Millions of tiny computer widgets.
InfluencesMostly chemical in nature.
Sounds LikeAt the End of Days, when the Son of God returns to battle the Antichrist, and the scores of Archangels are playing their trumpets and the Legions of Satan are beating their war drums in the tense moments before the forces of Good and Evil clash in a brutal conflict to determine which among Yahweh and Lucifer shall rule over the Earth for the next million years. Oh, and everyone is shitting.
Record LabelHero Squad Recordings
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Feb 3 2010 8:00P
Radio City Music Hall New York, New Mexico
Sep 23 2010 1:00P
Posterboy's Funeral Washington, Washington DC

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   About TORPEDOphile
Update: November 18th, 2007
In honor of the holidays, I've done what I swore to myself I'd never do. Write a Christmas track. Well, more litterally, its a mashup of The Temptaions' Rendition of Rudolph the Red nosed Raindeer. You can download it here.

Special Thanks to Clockwork Zero, Dangerz, Lord Eggsby, Handre, and Orz of the Something Awful Forums for helping me out by providing weird-ass sounds for this track. ___________________________________________________________________

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Mary

Mary Crowley



Sep 30 2009 2:03 AM

Just showing some Love xxx...




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Mary

Mary Crowley



Jun 30 2009 8:01 AM

Thanks for adding me...




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Tim

Tim



Oct 12 2008 10:08 PM

DUDE! I was just looking for my Torpedophile MP3's and I can't find them! I really wanted to listen to the opening track too. When the hell is the CD coming out?

Also, I'm pretty sure somebody stole the MP3's from my machine.

Listen, anyone reading this. If you stole those friggin' MP3s I want you to put them back where you found them right now.

I don't want to mince words - if I find out you stole those songs off my computer, I'm going to beat the shit out of you. I will literally beat you to death.
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



May 6 2008 8:51 AM

i miss you. bad.
Irene’s March

Irene’s March



Apr 30 2008 6:01 AM

these are tight traxxxx
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Mar 15 2008 4:18 PM

Holy shit. i love you.
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Mar 14 2008 8:08 PM

what is it? i got hacked once so i am weary of links on my page.
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Feb 11 2008 5:18 PM

pretty incredible. planet unicorn heyyy!
Poised For Flight

Poised For Flight



Oct 20 2007 2:58 AM

You Are too cool. I don't remember how I stumbled upon you..But your making me laugh, Thanks! Have a great weekend-Liz
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Tim

Tim



Oct 15 2007 3:09 PM

I stayed up all night calling TicketMaster repeatedly to get tickets for the show at Poster Boy's funeral. It's gonna be off the hook.

Also, when's the CD coming out? I still don't even know which order to listen to the tracks.
Hellfire Barbeque

Hellfire Barbeque



Aug 25 2007 1:19 AM

Thanks for the add!
Tim

Tim



Aug 21 2007 8:33 PM

Damn Nation was pretty awesome, it's about time someone had the courage to say it like it is instead of being a damn bitch. And was that segments of Spin 6's "A Scream?" I detected? Pimp.
Tim

Tim



Jul 20 2007 4:00 PM

Yo, Torpey! When's the CD gonna drop? I hear it will be mucho con madre.
Poster Boy

Poster Boy



Jun 17 2007 5:27 PM

I couldn't help but notice that I'm going to die.

:(
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Jun 15 2007 4:17 AM

arrgh! how amazing!
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



May 23 2007 12:49 AM

so about that number of yours?
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



May 12 2007 3:44 AM

ah haaa. i miss you lad. birthdays almost here! ha. you will be an old lady!
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Apr 30 2007 6:13 AM

i ugh lost your number. so call me?
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Apr 17 2007 6:27 AM

o the bio! how i love thee! all hail the mighty thunderclease!
Ork wuz here

Ork wuz here



Apr 8 2007 7:26 PM


The Easter Bunny likes your beats. =)
Kultrun

Kultrun



Apr 5 2007 4:44 AM

We should do a collaboration, but I'm not sure the world would be ready for what would ensue.
Kultrun

Kultrun



Apr 5 2007 2:39 AM

Richard karn fucking rocks

March on crazy soldier of music
Tim

Tim



Apr 2 2007 7:57 PM

TORPEDOphile never fails to impress. Rock on, you freedom loving righteous warriors.
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Mar 27 2007 5:47 AM

dude. that is pretty amazing. are you fucking with me or what?
The Biggest Jerk You Know

Rockin Face



Mar 24 2007 6:40 PM

man, that show was hot. haha. get it?

because like it was on the sun. but also amazing. its a duel meaning.



gosh.
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