About me: Opened in August 2007, Tortoise and Hare is a neighborhood bar created by neighborhood owners. Creating an atmosphere where everyone feels welcome and part of something new, we invite you to come in and enjoy great food at a great value, your favorite sporting events, music, and the feel of a comfortable place that restaurant row in Crystal City has been waiting for.
This weekend was so boring....LAST weekend at Tortoise and Hare was DA BOMB! We loved the owners, the waitstaff, and the patrons! Hope to come back and rock it Girl-style soon!
You have 1/2 price burgers on Wednesday night and get this!!
CHEW ON THIS: May 28th is National Hamburger Day. The ground-beef-burger-and-bun combination first appeared in America at the 1904 World's Fair in St. Louis, MO. Happy 103rd birthday, Hamburger! (Psssst... You don't look a day over 100. )
HELLO MY NAME IS SALLEY O'MALLEY...AND I'M 50 YEARS OLD...UNLIKE SOME WOMEN, I'M NOT ASHAMED TO TELL MY AGE....CAUSE I LIKE TO KICK, STRETCH AND KICK....I'M 50....50 YEARS OLD....50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50....