Derek Bastard
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28 years old
Aushweitz Condominium, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login: 9/6/2010
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     Derek Bastard's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Salem
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Occupation:Assistant Coach / Quality Home Professional
Income:Less than $30,000

   Derek Bastard's Schools
Salem High
Salem, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Skipping Classes, Suspension, Detention, and Threats
Clubs: I'm A super Duper High School dropout!
 

1996 to 1998

   Derek Bastard's Companies
The Peabody Es-SEX Museum Of Shit That No One Wants To Fucking See!
Salem, Massachusettes US
Useless Security Guard
Hopeless

Too Fucking Long!
The Graphic Jam
Salem, Mass US
Silk Screening Bad Ass Son Of A Bitch!
Top Flight Screening Mutha Fuckah!

August to Present Day
The T Stop (and wonder, "Why am i still here?"
Wakefield, MA US
Verbal Punching Bag
#1 Asshole

June 2008 - March 2009 (YAY!)
Q. H. I
Southbridge, MA US
Quality Home Professional, Baby!
"Coach in Training"

March 2008 - Present



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Derek Bastard has 89 friends.
 Keri Jannaynay 


 Jerry Attrik 


 Ray 


 Sarahhh :) 


 Glidden Gets You Goin' 


 Jessie Girl 


 Thumper 


 NECRO - DIE! - DROPS MAY 18TH! - ICP/KMK TOUR MAY! 





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CONLEY!!!!

Mike Conley



Mar 13 2010 6:56 AM

it was fun but your room is kinda small. and to much gay porn on the walls.
CONLEY!!!!

Mike Conley



Mar 12 2010 7:28 AM

FUCK YOU I WAS ON VACATION.
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Jan 31 2010 12:02 AM

um excuse me mister. that song is fantastic.
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MR.HYDE NEW WEBSITE UP MRHYDEMERCH.COM



Jan 22 2010 5:17 AM

YEAH GOOD SHIT BRO..I LIKE THE WHITE SLAVERY ONE TOO
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Jan 8 2010 8:22 PM

duhh of course. he put that there haha
Thumper

Thumper Watson



Dec 24 2009 5:51 PM

Man...you always know just how to touch me where I pee!!!  Merry Xmas to you and Keri!!!!
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Dec 19 2009 4:46 PM

thats what my dad saidd. thats okaay though. im still going christmas shopping :)
Angel

Angel Louie Rosario



Dec 10 2009 1:15 AM

i love you derek
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Dec 9 2009 9:54 PM

I'm alright :) I'm just grumpy and stuck in the house all day.
Jessie Girl

Jessie S.



Nov 28 2009 7:17 PM

We woke up @4am, drove 3 hrs, started to drink n cook, ate, was back on the road @ 4, n asleep by 8
Jessie Girl

Jessie S.



Nov 28 2009 1:02 AM

I have to say I kinda agree w/ u. Thanksgiving is extremely trying...
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Nov 25 2009 2:51 AM

i love paint night!
:)
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Nov 9 2009 1:39 AM

ha i think its pretty safe to say im clean
Glidden Gets You Goin'

Glidden Gets You Goin'



Sep 30 2009 8:13 PM

listen Shit stain.. I talk to you on the phone and stuff.. I thought this shit was irrelevant. I will come over and get you a program and Keri told you Peter and I's sitch, no?
I will get the mic and the CD as soon as i can.. peace
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Sep 28 2009 3:46 AM

im going to burn your house down... and hang you so you can watch it burn
Sarahhh :)

Sarah Kenny



Sep 28 2009 12:41 AM

don't call me silly ass... and i'm a fucking gorilla
Glidden Gets You Goin'

Glidden Gets You Goin'



Sep 14 2009 4:10 PM

Kenny poo wanna smokey poo? Hahaha...

Hey do you still have that flyer we did for the jewlery that one time? I thought I may have saved it to my e-mail, but even if I did the font and shit would be different.

Let me know.

When can I get my mic and CD back?
Glidden Gets You Goin'

Glidden Gets You Goin'



Sep 3 2009 3:30 PM

Whos dropping a new album in 2010? I thought necro was this Sept...
Glidden Gets You Goin'

Glidden Gets You Goin'



Sep 3 2009 3:28 PM

ILL ADMIT NOW TAKE A HIT!!! HAHAH
Glidden Gets You Goin'

Glidden Gets You Goin'



Sep 2 2009 1:08 PM

Dude, I cant believe im your profile song. You are RIDICULOUS LOL... I made those beats fool.. you better check yourself!

I cant wait to get you so fuckin high and drunk this weekend!! YOU SHOULD FEAR GOING CAMPING WITH ME.. Peer Pressure, Peer Pressure, PEER PRESSURE!
★☆ LYSS ☆★

Melissa R. Diamantides



Sep 2 2009 9:55 AM

awww you know it!!!  
Thumper

Thumper Watson



Aug 21 2009 9:39 PM

I should be shot for misspelling Keri's name....but, if you want to caress me, I understand!  More mustache pics to come!!!!!
Jerry Attrik

Jerry Attrik



Aug 19 2009 11:10 PM

That fucking blows. What is wrong with it now? You should either get your money back and stop going to those quacks.
The Last Gang USA {cd available thru Amazon!}

The Last Gang USA {cd available thru Amazon!}



Aug 17 2009 2:32 AM

We made our 1st EVER 7"!!!




THE LAST GANG "CONTINUITY BREAKOUT" CD / 7-INCH VINYL (ND2/NS2)
Now available for pre-order, Southern California's explosive punk rock 'n' roll quartet the Last Gang tears it's way onto vinyl with this limited edition pressing of their "Continuity Breakout" ep. Lead by their abrasively alluring frontwoman Brenna Red and lead axe Devin D the Last Gang craft a gritty pop laden aria with a street level attitude reminiscent of the glory days of Punk Rock. Fans of the Clash, Avengers, and Vice Squad take heed and take a copy of this record and glue it to your turntable!
Keri Jannaynay

Keri Glidden



Aug 6 2009 2:21 AM

R U Alive? I wouldn't know right now, so if there is some way you could tell me that would be GREAT!
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