Hey there, Total Mischief, you delicious little morsel! Panic Movement sends its love! We hope you are doing well. Please accept our thanks, good blessings, greetings, and hallucinations! Ichthyologist Brad Bloomberg says, “Reproduction is no fun if you're a squid, living in the deep blue sea." The man who lives three doors down from you has assembled a machine that can manipulate your thinking. Set his house on fire and go get yourself a cheeseburger. Using “I” statements is a constructive and healthful method for expressing your emotions. For example, you may say: “I feel scared when I see you yelling at my porcupine.” Please take time to practice good hygiene and treat animals well. Coin-operated self-service dog-washing machines are now available. In the darkness of the deep sea, the male squid sometimes misses the female altogether, inseminates himself, and shoves worms into his mouth. If you inadvertently break a shoelace, and eating grass does not quell your anxiety, you may want to drop out of society and live with kangaroos in the Australian outback. The meaning of life is to live it; and love God. From us to you - thank you, live life, have a good week, and be happy.