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Experimental / Acoustic / Electronica

		dad, pull over. i gotta take a cump BURLINGTON, Vermont United States Profile Views: 18988 Last Login: 9/23/2009
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Member Since	11/8/2005
Band Website	the touchpants
Band Members	New Touchpants CD Available NOW! 'Poopenis Poetry' $10 Colby Dix Chris Friday Jon Fishman
Influences	John Holmes (pre-AIDS) Abe Vigoda (post-AIDS) Don Rickles
Sounds Like	.. ..
Record Label	dirtster media

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About Touchpants

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Local comedy legends, Touchpants, grace the stage with their irreverent, boundary pressing humor. After years of sketch comedy and cable access, Chris Friday and Colby Dix are taking it to the streets with dumptruck abandon. The non-sequitur stylings and mutated musings of these two interweave with a delicate musical backdrop that is at once mesmerizing and all-consuming, yet devoid of talent. Vulgar, that is a word. Stupid, that is another. Neither adequately describe this duo. Pants Pissing Hilarious. That's it, that's the idea.

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i am sunshine girl	Oct 29 2008 5:12 AM Spicecomments. com - Thanks For The Add Comments
CAMERON RANSLOW	Oct 29 2008 12:40 PM ..Fuckpants, yer the stinkiest...
Peyton	Aug 13 2008 9:07 PM I turned someone on to 2 in the Pink today! Yes, another fan locked in! P.S. I am horrifically offended by that skeleton. Job well done. xo
Liggy Lighting Design	Aug 26 2008 5:10 PM God, no Tuchpants gigs...I'm going broke because of your stupid hiatus. I need work..Feed me. Feed me poop.
Peyton	Aug 26 2008 7:17 PM Yo- Thursday, your email I have didn't work so I had to resort to this nonsense. HEY! So, Nick and I are going to go up to the Glens Falls/ Lake George area this weekend and camp/ bike and eat hot poppers etc. Shockingly I don't remember too much about the area. Any camping suggestions? Or places you recommend going? LOVE YA! xoxo, Hotpants
gina	Jun 2 2008 6:58 PM you guys totally live up to your reputation! .. ..
Bad Suit	May 6 2008 4:57 AM get ready
j willis pratt & were bionic	Mar 26 2008 12:51 PM whats up guys tour time
Mr. Meyer Online Now!	Oct 27 2007 4:18 PM I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. That is so fucking hilarious. The blood pickle is the broken cherry on top. 1...2...3...galons of pee!
God Almighty	Sep 17 2007 2:18 AM http://www.filecabi.net/video/disgusting_lesbo_sex.html Saw this...thought of you!!! Rawk Awn!!!
Mind Aquarium	Jul 18 2007 2:54 PM some new tunes would be nice!
Michelle MoJaRadio	Jun 8 2007 8:17 PM Hey you sick bastards what is up!!!! FRIDAY I MISS YOU!!! No one has called me Tits in FOREVER! xoxoxoxox M
sabina	May 4 2007 2:15 PM Opps!
Peyton	Apr 28 2007 11:23 PM Rockin' show in NYC! You guys killed it and didn't even shit yourselves this time! Way to go!
Chris	Apr 23 2007 8:27 PM Friday you're such a rock star. Way to take on NYC.
Nefarious	Apr 23 2007 5:12 AM Saw this and thought of you
melanie	Apr 21 2007 7:40 PM oh dear, i actually have fond memories of The Touchpants - it is good to have found you in myspace land. thanks for being my friend. wish i could be in NY tonight. Instead, i won't be.
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Rob	Apr 12 2007 7:51 PM Hey Touchpants, You Have To Check This Out!
♥Tweety♥	Apr 8 2007 4:02 PM holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ring tone sites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ring tones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringbnm.com
♥Tweety♥	Apr 7 2007 3:34 AM holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.mobefwerg.com
Jackson	Apr 6 2007 3:05 PM Hey what's up my peps let me tell you something that girls won't tell you.that size does matter hear is what you can do about this and i want to share this with all my boys.I found this product,i know you heard this before but i was amazed at how it really works.The funny part is they give you a money back guarentee that they will work on eny man.Im telling you guys i put on two an a half inches in two months.paste this in your browser SWFCAT.COM you"ll be glad you did. SWFCAT.COM C45588416
Jackson	Apr 5 2007 4:45 PM Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they? I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies. I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. TERSBY.COM I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from TERSBY.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls. I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen. I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at TERSBY.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. TERSBY.COM H63862381

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