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Tower of Wankers
Grindcore / Death Metal / Punk

"Welcome to Wankcore - Proud to be toss"

The Pink Tower,
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  6/12/2008
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   Tower of Wankers: General Info
Member Since2/19/2005
Band Websitebatmanspeechtotext.ytmnd.com/
Band MembersPete O'File (Vocals) Percy Cution (guitar) Lou Kemia (guitar) Mike Oxlarge (Bass) Betty Swollocks (Random Noises) Cotton Runt (Drums)
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Record LabelDedbeat Recordings
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   About Tower of Wankers
Some interesting things you might not know about the TOW... (1) TOW have only one song that they refused to release (2) Those aren't TOW's real names (3) If you listen carefully you'll notice that TOW's is an emo band (4) The word 'fuck' features so many times in TOW's debut Third Bog Along that Percy and Pete once devised a drinking game in which a shot of vodka had to be taken for ever time the word is used. Nobody to date has ever managed to last the full 20 minutes (5) the only songs not containing the word 'fuck' are 'Beef Soup' and 'Paranoia' (6) The song 'Crapple Pie' was dictated to Pete O'File by the devil himself after 5 days of sleep deprivation (7) All of TOW's songs are based on true stories (8) Third Bog Along was inspired by the chemical toilets from Ozzfest (9) 'Peeled Onion' is universally recognised as the worst song ever written (10) Nobody knows who wrote the song called 'The Fuck' or when it was written, and TOW still can't figure out how to play it

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Cyclamen[New clip: ROTG w/Vocal]





Jun 24 2008 12:41 PM

Hi, thanks for accepting my request : ) I've just uploaded new music so please visit my page when you have spare moment or two!
Bandstickers





Dec 3 2007 10:45 AM

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Dec 1 2007 6:57 AM

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Nov 29 2007 10:13 AM

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Nov 25 2007 3:30 PM

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kev





Oct 19 2007 8:51 AM

The seventh (on Graspop 2008!)





Jul 29 2007 2:35 PM

Hailz dear friend,

Hope you are doing well?!

Our new album is finally released and can be ordered through your local musicstore or

via our new official website!

Need to be convinced a little more? A second track from "Cursed Earth Wasteland" is added

to our myspace. Give it a listen!

Spread the darkness..

The Seventh

www.theseventh.be



release
Liquidisco Academy Awards





Jul 5 2007 7:47 AM

HI Tower of Wankers
JUST A QUICK NOTE TO SAY ENTRIES FOR THE UK BIGGEST SHOWCASE CLOSES TUES 31st JULY 2007.

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Jun 20 2007 4:07 AM

Hi, Like the music and Thanks for adding us to your friends list. I am sure you checked out what we are doing for musicians and just wanted to get back with you. Please do your Free Fan Analysis, and tell us what you think what we should add to make it better anything you think would help you,


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Sorry for the big image but you got to see this.


Get back with me,


Chase

Share UnBoundSOUND with another serious artist that wants to take it to the next level. Thanks!
MUDCLUB





May 14 2007 9:06 AM

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Relentless Trauma





May 3 2007 10:23 AM

RE-ADD Seraph Impaled !!!!

Some dirty batty-crease hacked them and deleted their profile! This sucks for anyone, but when you've got close to a million plays and shit loads of friends, it's a bit of a pain in the arse.

www.myspace.com/seraphimpaled

If anyone knows who did it, cut off their reproductive organs :]

RT
x
Man Must Die





May 2 2007 4:34 PM

Hey
Hows it goin?
If you haven't stopped by in a while, come and check out some new tracks from our forthcoming Relapse release.
Let us know what you think of them.
Stay cool,
MMD









jesus in india





Apr 30 2007 7:49 AM

Relentless Trauma





Apr 30 2007 7:12 AM

Hi there

We noticed we had a few problems with the current track
E.g Volumes etc...

So we had the guys redo it... and now that it sounds better
you can download it :D

thanks

RT
x
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Apr 30 2007 3:17 AM

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Relentless Trauma





Apr 25 2007 6:01 PM

Hey

We are a new band who have only been together for about a month
but we have a track up and would like it if you took some time to listen

thanks

RTx
I.C.O.N





Apr 16 2007 7:44 AM

**BRAND NEW SONGS**
Hi there,

The new "Messiah Complex E.P. is now finished and mastered.

Just for all of you myspace iconrockers out there, we have uploaded all 3 to the I.C.O.N myspace page, for streaming.

Check em out and add your favourite to your page.

www.myspace.com/iconrock

Peace

I.C.O.N

I.C.O.N SUPPORTING ZICO CHAIN @ THE RETRO BAR IN MANCHESTER
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Apr 12 2007 3:41 AM

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Apr 12 2007 12:36 AM

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Apr 10 2007 4:02 PM

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Mar 15 2007 5:57 PM

Hello! How lovely to see you.
LEK HADES





Mar 14 2007 4:27 PM

It is time that the new generation of metal must be recognised and given the fucking respect it deserves!!!check it out and add them!!





Tom$on





Feb 22 2007 5:46 AM

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KING LIZARD





Jan 20 2007 10:44 PM

Come and watch the lizards kick ass!!
Vince





Jan 17 2007 4:31 AM

Hi Guys,

Sorry to be a pain in the arse but am making a database for the North West for gigs and a few mad summer festivals we are planning in your area. If you want to play or get some more info please fill in the form on the front of my myspace page.

Cheers

Vince
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Dec 15 2006 5:30 PM

First demo available for download, so fucking check it out. Ayrshire fucking deathgrind up your arse!!! Cheers Fetal Limb Amputation
Bernard.





Nov 18 2006 2:04 AM

fair enough.
Bernard.





Nov 15 2006 3:05 PM

haha dire shame. you play preston a lot?
Bernard.





Nov 15 2006 2:26 AM

ah my mate lives on barnside. i know it well. right next to the lovely greenside.
Bernard.





Nov 12 2006 9:14 AM

near the insti or papa luigis. where abouts for you?
Jasmine





Oct 27 2006 8:45 AM

stick lovehearts up
Bandstickers





Aug 8 2006 7:55 AM

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Mike Deathray





Jul 7 2006 9:01 AM

Cheers lads. KEEPING THE NORTH WEST ROCK WE ARE!!!

MINT!
Mike Deathray





Jun 27 2006 3:51 AM

It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
DISSECTION





May 25 2006 5:04 PM

Friends, don't miss the event of the year:



Blackest Regards,
DISSECTION
Bandstickers





May 23 2006 2:55 AM

sCome Check Us Out


Click on the image above to go to our website

SiCk Eden





May 12 2006 7:08 PM

Brothers so glad you accpeted our add, the family of wankcore shall be spread and smear across the masses!!!
Matt & Ray S||E
Christoph HADES





May 6 2006 8:46 AM

Cheers for lettin us cover crapple pie boyos, i think we did it justice ;p

xx
Markonian Delphar





Apr 29 2006 9:43 AM

Sucks ass, you guys planning gigging any time soon? That would be awesome, especially if you could get to Manchester =p

Still tryin to find a drummer for my band, not going very well lol, ack well, never mind

Mark-O
Markonian Delphar





Apr 28 2006 2:20 PM

Hey fellas hows it goin?
t





Apr 25 2006 5:00 AM

TOWER THE FUCK..........................................





METAL AS............
Captain Frenchy La Touche: and his gay pirate band





Apr 15 2006 1:23 PM

ARAGGHGHHG, WE FOUNDED THE EXTREME PIRATECORE SCENE, WHAT THA HELL YE BE YARNIN' ABOUT YE WHORES?
Vomit Bakery Records





Apr 15 2006 10:24 AM

Hello Wankers!

Let me know if you want to be part of the 2nd Vomit Bakery Records online compilation. Join such bands as Gefilte Fist, Withering Trash Recepticle, Mr. Recess, 32 Bit and more. Contact me if you would like to be on it.

www.vomitbakery.info
Jasmine





Apr 11 2006 10:32 AM

Peen party = lol.

Well in xox
Cookie





Mar 23 2006 6:28 PM