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Fitzy

General Info

  • Genre:

    Celebrity Humor / Stand-Up / Parody
  • Website

    townienews.com
  • Bio

    I am the chief resident movie critic of The Townie News, a small but highly ineffective newspaper out of Billerica, MA. I watch movies, then tell people what I think about them in my paper, on the radio, and even on the internet. People have described my movie reviews as "irreverent", "caustic", "offensive", and "altogether inappropriate". I have described those people as a-holes.

Blurbs

About me:

Fitzy's Unwicked Nonpissah Double Dickpunch Sunday Recapcast



Hold Your Horses, Pats Fans!



Fitzy Goes To The 2009 NFL Draft!



GFY Films Presents: Dealing With Disappointment



Big Chief Scorealot!




Lil' Dusty's MVP Acceptance Speech



Fitzy's Game 5 2008 ALCS Reencapment Video - it's Game 5 in 5 minutes



GFY Films Presents: Let's Go Pats 2008



.. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

ESPN MLB Team

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Who I'd like to meet:

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Wherever the Pats and Sox play.
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Movie Critic, Sports Columnist, Loudmouth

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