Toxic Lobster is, was, and always shall be:
-Dust Diggler
-doyle dirt
-babyface
-dirt diggler
pigpen- band manager/harmonica wizard
Influences
G.G. Allin, ANTiSEEN, ZZ top, Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blackfoot, KISS, David Allan Coe, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Weedeater, SLEEP, Witchcraft, Pentagram, Eyehategod, Kyuss, ,SLAYER, the Meatmen, Straight Laced, Patriot, Shoot First, The Antagonizers, Wife Beating Baby Shakers, Electric Wizard, Cocknoose, Hellstomper, the Ramones ,Ted Nugent, Satan, dollar menus, Johnny Paycheck, Billly Joe Shaver, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln, Eyewitness Shark, old school metallica none of that gay shit, Simple Assault, A.A., Anal Cunt, Full Blown A.I.D.S., GWAR, Bad Brains, Pabst Blue Ribbon, irish whiskey, Hank III, Johnny Rebel, Johnny Cash, Queens of the Stone Age, OM, primus, the doors, DOWN, CROWBAR, Agents of Oblivion, the Eagles, Empire Falls, Emerson Lake and Palmer,, The Mentors Zappa, Funkadelic, Parliament, The Four Tops, the Temptations, Confederate Railroad, Led Zeppelin, Janis joplin, Broadslab, Hub City Stompers, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Grief, Olde Crone, Moss, Buzzov-en, D.R.I., Jimi Hendrix, Syd Barrett, Snakenogg, Church of the Toxic Avenger, blade runner. Straight Laced, Hub City Stompers, Pearls and Brass, The Templars, A.A., Spunk Ugly, The Raunchous Brothers, Upsidedown Cross, Agents of Satan, Noothgrush, Conqueror Worm, Rancid Vat, 25 ta Life, the shadows, johnny burnette trio, gene vincent, jerr lee lewis, chuck berry, Orange Goblin,
any band we've played with that got us drunk or fucked up and showed us a good time
all groupies
were just a bunch of boys from the south playing rock and roll music and raising hell
(2004)
Come one, Come all and see the wonder that is the Toxic Lobster. Fun for all ages, even old people! Some say that toxic lobster is the 8th wonder of the world. alls im saying is we dont know. we like big steaks. we like big bikes. were old enough, we dont need no stinkin training wheels. Its not the wrong hole, its just not the one you expected!
it is said that if you listen out your window at exactly midnight on a full moon in aspen and it is approximately 67 degrees (room temperature) you can hear the most joyous noise god created. it is very faint so you have to be quiet and just listen so there.
please give us money. all cd sales go to the toxic lobster casino ark fund. we promise you we will build 1 giant ark complete with 1 giant casino. if you donate a small (150 or more cash dollars) fee we will guarantee you a spot so when the world floods you'll be in a giant casino and you'll be high because you put peyote in your rear end (asshole,brown eye). so grab a fish, because its on the free buffet!, hey whats that, free buffet? fucking shit yeah you get that shit on the casino ark, because youre ..1 Mr. Big Bucks on the toxiclobster casino ark and grille. thats right, theres an included grille, and at no extra cost. you get all the free food you want. and guess what folks, thats not it, no not yet. and what? you say theres punch in the water fountains? shit yeah theres punch in the water fountains! how about that shit.
we toxic lobster are from durham north carolina. there are only three of us blake dust and goerge. and we don't care if we offend you so you can shove it up your ass if you think we are nasty and poop mouthed cause we don't care our music is the best ever and you will love it. well lets get to the nitty gritty we love pizza only the cheeski and comfortable chairs(recliners). watching movies like a big family anything made of peanut butter and yummy yummy for my tummy candy canes. the band formed many a moon ago when me and the g were hiking in the sahra and we came across a ferocious lion and we were fighting for hours until a masked man named blake came aong with his gobblet of justice.and clobberized the beast and that night we made a fire and had our self a lion feast then we put out the fire and went to sleep in our one tent. when we woke up we where at the foot of poseiden and he gave us some killer acid. and we appeared in the strawberry feilds with yoko gettin john up the butt. that is the start of our heterosexual relationship. ok enuogh of the begining here is the middle. we went to africa to record our hit single over in africa bitch make my dinner which is in the top 100.... probably ..7. we rule and there i said it. so if you want to check us out keep looking at this website but take it from us we rule in africa and the abullybully trible smokes us up every time were there and we inpregnat there women... hot women. so they can have spawns like us to hopfully one day be as cool but they won't. so on to better things our first american album steam sandwich will be out soon. so stay tune and we are the best. cause there is only three lobsterites. and the rest is being written. we will have music soon so don't worry little ones cause it will be alright
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
October 7, 1998 | Issue 34•10
AUSTIN, TX–Everyone involved in the preparation, delivery, purchase and consumption of a pizza from Tony's New York-Style Pizzeria was thoroughly baked off his ass, it was reported Monday.
"It is interesting to note," Dernier said, "that even this coupon, an admittedly secondary aspect of the pizza's story, was made by somebody who was also stoned, as evidenced by its offer of '$2 Offf.'"
The pizza entered the next phase of its THC-soaked existence when pizzeria employee Wayne "Mr. Moondog" Lindeman, a technical-college dropout and noted Austin-area bongo drummer, took the phone order from the two largely incapacitated customers.
"From its creation at the hands of a stoned-out-of-his-mind pizzeria employee to its eventual consumption by a group of guys so unbelievably high they didn't even realize they had mistakenly given the delivery driver a $20 tip, this pizza spent its entire existence in a dense cloud of marijuana fumes," said pizza-industry watchdog Roger Dernier, who has been monitoring the link between pizza production and illegal drug use since 1991. "In the brief time this pizza spent on Earth, at no point did it come into contact with a single non-stoned human being."
According to reports, the pizza–a 16-inch black-olive and green-pepper pie mistakenly topped with extra cheese and sausage–was first conceptualized by area stoner Doug Bickell at approximately 11:30 p.m. Sunday, when he said to housemate Bob Wang during a rewatching of that evening&#
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