Born: Spawned originally in 1981 in the Deep South. Of West Sussex.
Reborn: Resurrected after a collision of JD and champagne in 2002 at the Sex Pistols Jubilee Show at Crystal Palace.
Mission: To deliver a no frills, no nonsense fusillade of good time, hard rock'n'rollin' fire power.
Co-ordinates: A camp in Worthing with outposts in West London and Epsom.
Ain't really got time for cyberbuddies what with all our acquaintances in the real world so don't be offended if we ignore your request to be a friend in our extended network. Grow up. Nerd. It's for teenagers who think the Arctic Monkeys are cool.
