"TSF lay down a unique sort pummel, referencing Midwestern post-hardcore abrasiveness, Flipper-ish throb, and a general Monoshock-like Stooges-as-a-launching-point intensity, all with a shit-hot drummer and out of control live show" - Terminal Boredom
"I imagine there are many ways to describe the bleating cacophony on display here, but I'm gonna go with 'Garage punk getting stabbed to death by gorillas in clown suits.' My ears are still ringing an hour after listening to this, and it’s only 5 minutes long."
- Sleazegrinder
1st (only?!) fan video by savedbydeath. Thank Yee!
"Live, TSF's energy is exhausting and exhilarating. Their sets, at 25 minutes max, spin into mini tornados, with music and band members fighting against the opposing options of keeping their shit together and abandoning structure completely." - The Stranger
What started 4 years ago as a bad joke involing nudity and vomiting-slowly crept into being a legit rock bonanza.
1,384 line up changes and assorted inept southern rock covers later..... We are Tractor Sex Fatality!
With Valentine's Day now upon us, very best wishes to you. Of course we're aware that Valentine's Day has become commercialized into a billion dollar industry. And although it's not wise to stuff ourselves with too much chocolate or spend too much money on silly stuffed animals made by oppressed children slave laborers who work their fingers to the bone in the horrific third-world sweat shops where those cute 'n' cuddly stuffed animals originate, the general idea and non-corrupted concept of Valentine's Day still remains a most enchanting one. Admiration and romance still remain positive qualities of life.
Even insects like the common grasshopper appreciate the enchantment of romance as the male mounts the female and clings to her back, maneuvering his abdomen beneath hers in order to insert his aedeagus into her copulatory bursa. Apart from the sporadic kicking movements of his methathoracic legs, the male grasshopper remains almost motionless while in complete awe of the overwhelmingly sensual sensations of this romantic moment. Pretty inspiring, huh? Enjoy Valentine's Day in its more purer form. Grasshoppers seem to have their hearts in the right place. Savor the enchantment of friendship, love and romance. Happy Valentine's Day wishes to YOU.
And yes, we are still working diligently on a "box set" release that will feature a CD of back catalog, a CD of new BIG STICK recordings, a DVD of videos and a 12 page color booklet illustrating our illustrious history.
MAGNETIC DIVISION CASSETTE PRE-ORDER! These will be out in about 2 weeks! This is it, Bloodstain Records #1, and it's not even a record! We've got 6 bands here tossing trash at each other in the garbage dump that lies between Garage Rock City and Hardcore Punk Town. LIVE FAST DIE starts some shit with "Thought You Could Steal My Beer." Canada's CPC GANGBANGS give us a great rock n roll cover of "Going Back To Philly." Then the 3 unknown idiots in WHITE LOAD scream about a "Leather Bar!" Side two! You remember that WE MARCH 7" that came out last year and surprised/rocked the shit out of everyone that heard it? Well that wasn't even their best stuff, we've got it! "Rotten Goods" takes us to the hardcore side of things. Then in an effort to bring hardcore and rock n roll together SHOOT IT UP smash out the minute long "Wounded Bear," which is so retarded you'll drool braincells. Finally we go back to Canaduh to finish things off with ViceTv darlings BRUTAL KNIGHTS! They've got "Anxiety" running rampant in their shitty brains! 6 songs, 9 minutes, only 250 copies! 50 Pre-order copies have different artwork than the rest. www.bloodstainrecords.com
smoking mudpuppies! I've forgottten the moonbelt platter sign. yes, it's about butter fried bling belts and givin' up the neon on a tuesday night. i always like to give up the neon before I woo the harpsichord arrangements out from underneath the snippy-toed light flyers. keepin' cool, yeah! - mints
...Are you a DEFENDER of the UNIVERSE or a ROBEAST?
Either way, if you are nerd enough to know what any of the above means, you are nerd enough for SOLARE...If not, well, we STILL love you Tractor Sex Fatality
nerd n.A person who is more interested in pursuing intellectual interests than in keeping up with trends in fashion. Since the Internet revolution, "nerd" has become a less pejorative term, and "computer nerd" is even used with admiration.
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