Ryan
Ryan "I'm an enigma wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside a fresh flour tortilla."

Male
32 years old
CHERRY HILL, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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    Ryan's Interests
GeneralInterests include intelligence and laughter, the opiate of the soul. Satirists Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Jeni, Dane Cook, Jerry Seinfeld and Dave Attell.
Also, give praise to Ninkasi, the ancient Sumerian matron goddess... of beer.
MusicThe majority of what I listen to is progressive, ambient, metal, and rock, which includes Porcupine Tree, Steven Wilson, Blackfield, Opeth, Leprous, Tool, Spheric Universe Experience, Anubis Gate, Evergrey, Suspyre, Ihsahn, Beyond Twilight, Ayreon, Empyrios, Pathosray, Dali's Dilemma, Darkwater, Breaking Benjamin, Dream Theater, 30 Seconds to Mars, In Flames, Iced Earth, Kamelot, Killswitch Engage, Outworld, Poverty's No Crime, Shamall, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, Spleen Arcana, Vanden Plas, Abigail's Ghost, Zero Hour.
MoviesGladiator, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Equilibrium, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Matrix Trilogy, 40 year old Virgin, The Shining.
TelevisionSeinfeld, Family Guy, Curb your Enthusiasm, The History Channel.
BooksI don't read books on a regular basis but anything that challenges conventional thought I am all for.
Heroes“People suck and that's my contention. I can prove it on scratch paper and a pen. Give me a fucking Etch-A-Sketch, I'll do it in three minutes to prove the fact, the factorum, I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this backslapping, "aren't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. OK? That's all we are.” - Bill Hicks
Groups: The Group for Prog LoversStand-Up ComedyCLOUDSCAPEPROGRESSIVE/ POWER METALPROGULUS RadioPorcupine Tree

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     Ryan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cherry Hill
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Ryan's Schools
University Of Phoenix-Online Campus
Phoenix,AZ
Graduated: 2009
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business management
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: UOP Writer's Guild
 

2006 to 2009



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   Ryan's Blurbs
About me:
I would consider myself to be funny; I may make you laugh. Granted, my sense of humor is drier than the Sahara, the surface of the moon, and even a really old woman's cunt... I do believe I am the greatest entertainer....of myself. I am loyal and considerate...to those that are in return... I have a big heart...mind you it is surrounded by electrically charged barbed wire and ravenous pitbulls.... the pitbulls are also electrically charged....it is nearly impossible to get in, but once you do, chances are you will never get out...

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who shares similar interests. Those on the same "wave length." There's probably only seven of you, so contact me.

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   Ryan's Friend Space (Top 40)
Ryan has 153 friends.
 Duvel 


 GEORGE CARLIN: The last of the great comedians RIP 


 Bill Hicks 


 Porcupine Tree 


 steven wilson 


 Blackfield 


 Opeth 


 EMPYRIOS - Framed Sickness Tour 09 with DGM 


 Leprous 


 BEYOND TWILIGHT 


 SUSPYRE [is now signed to Sensory] 


 DEMIANS 


 Spleen Arcana 


 Abigail's Ghost 


 Anubis Gate 


 Spheric Universe Experience/Unreal 19th May 2009 


 Arjen Lucassen 


 IHSAHN 


 Tool 


 Into Eternity 


 deadsoul tribe 


 IN FLAMES 


 30 Seconds to Mars 


 Dream Theater 


 DAYLIGHT DIES 


 KATATONIA 


 Vanden Plas 


 Pathosray 


 Symphony X 


 Paradise Lost [NEW VIDEO ONLINE / ON TOUR] 


 Dark Tranquillity [NEW DVD OUT NOW] 


 K Λ M E L O T 


 Anathema 


 Paul Cusick (aka Q) 


 Cloakwheel 


 Darkwater 


 PYRAMAZE 


 DGM 


 That Movie Dude 


 The Ghastly One 





Ryan's Friends Comments
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KIM's over silence

KIM's over silence



Nov 23 2009 8:42 PM

thanks for the add!!!
welcome to the KIM'S OVER SILENCE prog metal universe...
keep on rocking!!!
THE LAST EMBRACE (Aerial - medley online)

THE LAST EMBRACE (Aerial - medley online)



Nov 13 2009 12:07 AM

Hello,
Thanks for having listened to the music and for your acceptation :)
Greetings from paris, France
This Misery Garden

This Misery Garden



Nov 7 2009 5:20 PM

Hi, thanks for the add and support.
Cheers !!!
TMG
TMG

Event Horizon

Event Horizon



Oct 25 2009 3:50 PM

Hey, cheers for accepting the add, hope you’re doing well :) Feel free to come back and have a listen to the album when I release it over the next few weeks, in the meantime, there’s a couple of rough demos up on the site!

All the best,

EH

Marching Mind

Marching Mind
Online Now!


Oct 22 2009 9:36 PM

Hi Ryan...thanks for adding us! We have a couple of free downloads on our site if you'd like to check those out...
de profundis

de profundis



Oct 21 2009 10:02 PM

Thank you for your support!

 

OUR DEMO EP - ‘HAUNTED BY ILL ANGELS ONLY’ - IS OUT NOW!

 

RAW MELODIC BLACK METAL

 

Greetings from Hungary!
STOB(ϟ) Support Intl.

STOB(ϟ) Support Intl.



Oct 12 2009 6:51 PM

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Hey,
thanks for your friendship and be welcome. :)

Off. Support for David Alvarez and his Band Shaolin Temple Of Boom Shaolin Temple Of Boom ..


Cheers and have a great week.

Sheou
STOB Support Intl.
for Shaolin Temple Of Boom



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COMMING NEXT NOCTURNAL VISION

COMMING NEXT NOCTURNAL VISION



Oct 2 2009 1:15 AM

THANK BY THE ADD, A GREETING FROM COLOMBIA.
BIHAN75, NOCTURNAL VISION, LOOKING FOR THE LOST SOULS
SHAPESHIFT - New EP out now!!!

SHAPESHIFT - New EP out now!!!



Sep 13 2009 6:38 PM

Listen up, twistheads!

The release-Date of “The Freak EP” is near, and since today you can listen to the brandnew songs “Acid Monkey” and “Johnny Panic” on our myspace-page! In addition you are invited to watch the “braincast” for each new song to understand better, how something like this freaky stuff could happen…

KEEP TWISTING YOUR BRAIN!!!
Intensity

Intensity



Sep 4 2009 10:10 PM

hehe!
prog on, glad to have you on board!!!


see you around !

/Intensity
Spleen Arcana

Spleen Arcana



Aug 20 2009 6:43 PM

Then, thank you so much for this great review! I really appreciate, it's hard to have some review on Amazon, thanks for your help and support!

Feel free to come on http://www.spleenarcana.com and leave messages :)




Spleen Arcana

Spleen Arcana



Aug 19 2009 7:10 PM

Are you the Irishking on Amazon?
ECLIPTICA

ECLIPTICA



Jul 20 2009 4:46 AM

Thanx a lot for your Friendship!

Have a great rockin' week =)!

Cheers from Vienna

ECLIPTICA
Valley of the Dead

Valley of the Dead



May 25 2009 7:06 PM

Yeah - as it's supposed to be...!

Horns up/

G
john

john kloss



May 23 2009 4:12 PM

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The Ghastly One

The Ghastly One



May 3 2009 5:49 AM

Totally the latter. Working hard would be an enjoyment. World domination, well were in better hands with you than anyone else i suppose lol. But what will we do when the zombies attack!
The Ghastly One

The Ghastly One



May 2 2009 7:23 AM

working mostly. How you holdin up?
DREAMSCAPE

DREAMSCAPE



May 1 2009 11:27 AM

hi!
iam wolfgang the guitarist of dreamscape.
we should learn to be the best persons we can be and our world will change. i try.
but it's not as easy as playing guitar in a high class band...

H. Jackson Brown:
Good character is more to be praised than outstanding talent. Most talents are, to some extent, a gift. Good character, by contrast, is not given to us. We have to build it, piece by piece -- by thought, choice, courage, and determination.

kind regards!
DREAMSCAPE (progressive metal from germany)
(new cd september 2009! - buy or let die!)
The Ghastly One

The Ghastly One



May 1 2009 1:53 AM

hey stranger!
That Movie Dude

That Movie Dude



Mar 9 2009 5:25 PM

I agree about that commercial. It's annoying but the song is catchy and sticks in my head. I liked when I saw it on TV. Also, looking above here on your page I had no idea Stu went bald.
DREAMSCAPE

DREAMSCAPE



Jan 31 2009 10:54 AM

hi!
iam wolfgang the guitarist of dreamscape.

we want to share something with you:

"Life is just a chance to grow a soul." A.P.D.


"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.

It's the life in your years." A.L.


"Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true" B.


kind regards!
DREAMSCAPE (progressive metal from germany)
progressive music enrich the world!
(new cd spring 2009! - and if you like it... buy or let die!)
★☠★ ße@u†ifully Çh@o†iç! ★☠★

★☠★  ße@u†ifully Çh@o†iç!  ★☠★



Dec 31 2008 3:40 AM

I know that i don't know much about knowing....LOL
How are you sir? just wanted to stop by to say Hay :)
That Movie Dude

That Movie Dude



Dec 10 2008 4:04 AM

Wow I never knew that made a rap video for that movie. Pagans and everything! "Rappin' Rodney" is good too if you want to see Rodney Dangerfield's rap video.
DREAMSCAPE

DREAMSCAPE



Dec 7 2008 2:58 PM

hi!
iam wolfgang the guitarist of dreamscape.

we are part of your myspace family.


"You've got to follow your passion.

You've got to figure out what it is you love.

who you really are.

And have the courage to do that.

I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs
is the courage to follow your own dreams." O.W.


we follow our passion!
we love to make music with dreamscape!
what's about your dreams?

kind regards!
DREAMSCAPE (progressive metal from germany)
(new cd spring 2009!)
That Movie Dude

That Movie Dude



Nov 26 2008 11:08 PM

Thank you, that's what I always wanted.
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