"TransfRictioN Was Here" - A new, EP release of TransfRicioN's long awaited *Hit* single, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Grammy-award winning Doug Geist of Santa Fe Center studios. "The Irrational Anthem," in studio quality Hi-Fi, with lots of bonus tracks and secret passwords to exclusive web content. We couldn't believe we actually got it done, either, and so far it's getting panned as the *greatest* experience since Marq got a day off from work, washing windows. 30,000 sad clowns couldn't be wrong, not that we've actually been reviewed by 30,000 sad clowns. We're thinking the disc is going to be around $5 with lots of nifty photos and love. Want to pre-order? Send $5 Paypal to transfriction(@)gmail.com and we'll throw in the shipping on us! The first run will probably sell out pretty fast, because we don't have enough money to make enough of them at this point (it's pretty pathetic, we know, but the elves are working as hard as possible). Pre-order yours today and you'll have a guaranteed copy, plus maybe even a *bonus* poster. Release in 2 weeks tops, if we can get away from work long enough to get the artwork done. :)
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Sing Along W/ TransfRictioN @ http://transfriction.blogspot.com/
[you will have to copy and paste the link into your browser because myspace won't let you just click on it, something about illegal product endorsement and verbal pornography I think they said...]
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Have you ever asked yourself: ’hey self; what if Alice in Chains had a sweaty, nasty monkey sex three-way with Pantera and The Doors while getting a reach around from The Police as The Who filmed the whole thing and James Brown narrated?’ Of course we’ve all pondered this fundamental question at some point in our lives, but now we finally have an answer! And that answer is the new number 1 band not only in America, but in the whole civilized Western world: Cookie Monster and the Gilgamesh Electro-Destructo Beelzebub Squad! ………..Huh? ……I‘m supposed to be writing about who? ……..Trans wha? …………Fiction? ………oh, Friction! ………….TransfRictioN? Who the hell is that? Sounds like a science course or something! -ADAM K. ASHRAM, critic; Noise Ordinance Monthly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This has got to be the worst band I have ever reviewed! They all had their natural colored hair, they hardly had any metal or ink in their bodies and I couldn’t see any cheek or package outlines because they were wearing men’s pants! What guy in a band wears men’s pants anymore!? One of them even had a beard! I feel disgusted, ashamed and a bit clammy. I’m also excited because I know I deserve to feel like this, I’ll always deserve to feel like this… I’m dying slowly every day… in electric fire tears that bleed and seethe for you… why did you break up with me Mallory!? Was it because my shirts didn’t show enough of my belly?… (sob)… This is my last review, I quit! I’m going to go put on another coat of mascara, drink a bottle of mouthwash and write my ex’s name on my arms with a razorblade! -BARTHOLOMEOW DUMPHREY,
singer/poet; My Silver Ash Wednesday Foyer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I think I like, dated one of these guys back in high school. I can’t remember which one though. I just remember that he like dumped me after 3 weeks to go out with my skanky younger sister. He said it was because she liked more of the same music that he did, whatev! They didn’t call my sister Gobbles just because she walked like a turkey! I’m not stupid, I mean I dyed my hair now so it’s not blonde anymore…well, except for the streaks and that part I missed in the back…but anyway! You jerk! I want my bottle of Astroglide back! And you better not post any more of my ‘pictures’ online! -JESSICA SIMPSON; posted anonymously ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This band must be stopped before it’s too late! They are an abomination against God, against America and against every value our families hold dear! My 14 year old daughter started listening to TransfRictioN last year and now she’s pregnant! Again! My son heard one of their songs on Myspace and then went off his meds, stopped going to church and ran away to live on some Indian reservation. Now the only time I see him is when I go to one of their pow-wows to preach to those poor, misguided heathens about the infinite love and acceptance of our Lord and Savior. The members of TransfRictioN are vile, vulgar and wicked people! They should be hanged for indecency on national television and then barbequed to feed the starving children in Africa. Thank you and God Bless!
-PHILLYS CHITE;
senator, R-Michigan;
pastor, One True Way Catholic Church
It was great playing with you guys, thanks again for showing up both nights... We appreciate it and I know the other bands did as well. Good luck with everything fellas.
Be sure to spread the word to all your friends in bands about Analog Buttons :) I'm always open to take orders. Now everyone that orders gets free buttons for a limited time only!
i forgot my page said new hampshire... i actually live in austin texas. but i've been ok. I have a wonderful girlfriend and an apartment on the northside. I've spent the past couple years hitchiking around the country. but i've found a place that I really enjoy. Eli and our friend andrew adn ashley are still traveling right now they're at a gathering in Tempe, Az. probably heading your way. I was actually in albuquerqe in Oct .of 07 but haven't been back since. I've been trying to get my music out, and right now am trying to get a job at a music shop. my music page is myspace.com/foamfaces. check it out. i've got to redo most of them because the've been changed and the quality isn't so well done.
Hey Mark, It is weird that Teddy dreamed about you because i did too. Also, I had the weirdest thing happen that I know you would "get" I have never downlowded alice in chains before and honestly probably wouldn't know any of their songs, but in the 1 yeat ann. of Jordan's passing the song Don't follow showed up on my ipod, kinda of the answer to I will follow you into the dark that was played at his funeral. Anyway, I know LOVE that song and feel like it was a message from Jordan.
Mark... it's wierd i got a message from your band today but you were in my dream last night and I haven't see nyou in years... i like the new songs how've you been.
Hello, I want to invite you to our It's an 80's & 90's Thing party on Saturday April 18th. DJ Quico, DJ Devin & DJ Brian C. will be spinning the best blend of 80's and 90's music all night. Come and check it out.
Friday, March 27, 8 p.m. @ AMPED Performance Space (4200 Lomas Blvd. ) w/ Abraham the Poor and Finding Fiction (from New York) $5, All ages! Come to this show and get a free shirt or CD! (while supplies last)
Saturday, March 28, 9 p.m. @ UNM SUB Ballroom BATTLE OF THE BANDS The “battle” starts as at noon, but we don’t go on until 9 p.m.
All ages.
23 bands for FREE!
Please come and support, we’ll make it worth your while! Avenge Apollo
Friday march 13th come down to Planet Rock 121 Angell st Battle Creek to check out HIGH TECH MAFIA,OUR FATE IN HELL,DECIMATION X,DEUS EX MACHINA, and 5 SPITE and host Mistress Julyia from Fuse T.V 18 and up show tix only $10 in advance get them from any of the bands! Support METAL!
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hey sorry about the band name mix up. But it's my job to get word about these shows out to people. And I just may go out to see you guys considering I live just around the corner. You guys are pretty awsome. Keep rockin!!!!
Hey, I know yer too big now to talk to old friends but I just thought I'd say hi. Missin ya Marquie-poo. Oh did you hear that? I said "poo" that must mean what? . . . Oh right, I WIN! Muahahahahahahaaa! O. o
Marq I am so proud of you. You are really doing it and it is a wonderful thing. I hope all is well and that you are having a good time. Miss you and wish I could come and see a show. Maybe one of these days.... xoxo
Why would you sit at home and watch American Idol when you can watch talented bands live at the W.V. Don't miss **ASPER KOURT** & *JENNIFER BERRE* This week.
