Transpira
Director / Producer / Editor
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The new Elvira! Coming to a liquor store near you!
Female
38 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2009
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Transpira's Interests
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| General | Hosting horror movies chugging various intoxicating beverages and saying whatever comes to mind.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Work is the curse of the drinking class" | | Television | Twilight Zone(original), Outer Limits(original), Scooby Doo(Original), Addams Family(original), Munsters(original). |
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Transpira's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
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About me:
I'm Transpira! I'm the new replacement horror hostess for the Elvira Show! I got the job through a temp. agency. I can't believe the dress code! What the hell a job's a job. I had to do something when my unemployment ran out. I was fired from a donut shop for puting Jim Beam in the coffee machines. I was only trying to be helpful. Here's to first of the day boys.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who loves old horror movies, hates all these crappy remakes, likes to get drunk watching horror movies, dresses up for Halloween more than once a year, hates all other holidays, likes to drink while watching old horror movies, Thought Ben Cooper was some kind of a god when you were a kid and still do, likes to consume vintage Frankenberry, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Frute Brute you scored off of Ebay, has no shame about where or when you drink or wether the horror movie is on tv or in your mind, likes to bury neighbors alive, likes to mow your neighbor's carpet after they asked if you'd keep an eye on their house while they went on vacation, likes to order 40 oz's at a fancy restaurant, likes towatch horror movies in the graveyard with 97 extension cords hooked up to an old UHF b&w, likes to attend AA functions and spike the punch, likes to watch horror movies when you wake up as you eat a big bowl of Coco Puffs and Guinness.
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