"...CENSORSHIP IS HOW THE BAD PEOPLE TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH..." ~FRANK ZAPPA
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My influences??? Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness... and featuring Noele Bush and Cindy Brady on Crack.
BIG BOOTY JUDY from the new CD "Beer, Boobs & Booty"
Sounds Like
SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR A CHANGE. FREE YOUR MIND. MAKE YOUR OWN ART, ANYONE CAN TRACE A PICTURE, BUT HOW MANY OF YOU CAN PAINT YOUR OWN ORIGINAL CANVAS???? JUST SAY NO TO CHEAP COPIES OF SOMEONE ELSE'S ORIGINAL IDEA. GET A FUCKING CLUE, BEING THE NEXT (INSERT POP ICON HERE) IS NOT NEEDED, CAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE ONE!!!
TRASH CANNOT BE DEFINED IN 2 BANDS OR LESS... AS 99.99999% of the BANDS OUT THERE CAN... I DO NOT FOLLOW THE TRENDS, I DO NOT TRY TO FIT INTO A GENRE, I DO WHAT I DO AND NO ONE ELSE OUT THERE IS DOING ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE!!!
NEW VIDEO!!! for LIVE IN MY CAR from the first CD "The Blatant Truth"
"Eatin' Out" from 2007's BEER, BOOBS & BOOTY.
"Oil Boys" from 2004's THE BLATANT TRUTH.
"Pro-Life Murder Squad" from 2004's THE BLATANT TRUTH
MORE SONGS FROM THE FIRST CD "THE BLATANT TRUTH"
YOU SUCK IN BED
TRASH (the VOMIT song)
LOCAL BAND NUMBER 863
CELEBRITY KID
My vocals have been described as, "... (his) voice... approximates rusty garbage-disposal blades doing a slow gnaw on a steak knife. It's miles over the top and hard to listen to with a straight face -- and that's good.." (Jeff Stratton, Bandwidth, "Freedom Of Speech" NEW TIMES Broward/Palm Beach 5/9/02) The music is what happens when Frank Zappa meets Motley Crue in a porno movie.
Any music that is performed well is ALL GOOD. Its been said that Rock has splintered, I think that totally blows. Whatever the song calls for is the genre I play it in. ...And I love it all the sleazier the better!!! Why people insist on listening to just one genre is beyond me, there is great shit to be found in EVERY GENRE!!!! ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER LETS ALL STICK TOGETHER PEOPLE, FROM HEAVY METAL TO JAZZ, ITS ALL GOOD!!!!!
Bands and Musicians that warped my brain: FRANK ZAPPA (...is GOD), STEVE VAI, DAVE NAVARRO, TRASH, GWAR, TWISTED SISTER, MOTLEY CRUE, GREEN JELLO/JELLY, JANE'S ADDICTION, KILL ALLEN WRENCH, CYCLE SLUTS FROM HELL, IMPOTENT SEASNAKES, THE MISFITS, SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS, TOILET BOYS, CHICKENBOX, PRIMUS, SPINAL TAP, ALICE COOPER, ROB ZOMBIE, LENNY KRAVITZ, AEROSMITH, NINE INCH NAILS, MARILYN MANSON, JACK OFF JILL, FASTER PUSSYCAT, NASHVILLE PUSSY, DANZIG, MOTORHEAD, GREEN JELLO, DEAD KENNEDYS, PIGFACE, BEASTIE BOYS, AC/DC, RAMONES, BLACK SABBATH, BAD BRAINS, JOE SATRIANI, WEIRD AL YANKOVICH, ICP INSANE CLOWN POSSE, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, KISS, RATT, THE CRAMPS, SEX PISTOLS, VIOLENT FEMMES, SUICIDE GIRLS, THE MARY TYLER WHORES, Unknown Hinson, Motograter, Fishbone, The Bloodblisters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, New York Dolls, Chokin Susan, Dave and the Dirtbombs, The Seamonsters, Blind Rage, Mindlikewater, Metallica, Ministry, Type O Negative, Biohazard, Pantera, Genitorturers, Superjoint Ritual, The Other Half, Weezer, Muddy Waters, BB King, Jimi Hendrix, Steve Morse, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Hot Tuna, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Adrian Belew, Thin Lizzy, The Rolling Stones, Hank Williams I, Hank III, Woody Guthrie, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Johnny Cash, James Taylor, Willie Nelson, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, John Denver, Neil Young, Jerry Garcia, Bob Marley, Steel Pulse, Dead Milkmen, Pixies, Dinosaur Jr., Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Lazlo Bane, The (Silent) Rage, Samsara, Allen Ashworth, Newave Hookers, 2SDW, Kilmo and the Killers, Soundgarden, Commander Cody, Jack Black, Pornography, Chronic, Jack Daniels, Jagermeister, Jose Cuervo, Hustler Magazine, Playboy Magazine, Penthouse Magazine, Strippers, Porn Stars, Les Paul, Marshall Stacks and oh so many more...
PINK TACO CLAYMATION from TRASH and GRAVYSNAKES.COM
HERE'S THE TRAILER FOR PINK TACO COMING OCTOBER 1st!! Seems I pissed off some old English Religious Fart...
*****BUY MY CD NOW AT CD BABY OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND STICK YOUR FINGER IN WARM WATER WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!! :) CLICK ON THE CD COVER TO GO TO MY PAGE!!!! FOR LIMITED EDITION SIGNED COPIES MESSAGE ME ON HOW TO GET YOURS!!!*****
GET YOR COPY OF BEER, BOOBS & BOOTY TODAY!!!
TRASH is now officially engrained in Pop Culture, going down as the OPENING ACT of the very first episode of "THE GONG SHOW" with DAVE ATTELL on COMEDY CENTRAL!!! Scientists don't understand how it's possible, but true to the slogan, "TRASH takes a LICKING and keeps on TICKING" has held true with consumers since 2001!!! The ability to produce such works as the now NUMBER ONE UNSIGNED ROCK VIDEO on YOUTUBE "LOLLYPOP" has astounded all researchers and baffled the greatest scientific minds in existence!! Perhaps its a deep rooted survivalist instinct, perhaps its the spot-on and razor-sharp wit, TRASH ain't going away anytime soon.
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TRASH OPENS THE GONG SHOW WITH DAVE ATTELL!!! This is my clip from THE GONG SHOW with DAVE ATTELL on COMEDY CENTRAL!! We opened the show with "LOLLYPOP"!! Thanks to BOTH Dave's, Dave Attell AND Dave Navarro for enjoying what we do!!
TRASH stars in this Short Film "PATH" as Jesus Christ, with co-star Tony Salsberg as Satan. Directed by Felipe Larotta Costume Design by Jimmy Star.
Here's my TV COMMERCIAL for the FLORIDA LOTTERY EN ESPANOL!!! I play a Cowboy landowner who just got rich from the Oil discovered on his land!!! Now airing on Telemundo and Univision!!
HEINZ KETCHUP SPOT CALLED "ONLY THE BEST WILL DO" DIRECTED BY RAMIRO HERNANDEZ AND STARRING DEREK LATTA, PARKER, JIMMY STAR, CRISTY JOY AND TRASH!!!SCRIPT WRITTEN BY TRASH!!!!!
THIS ONES CALLED "SHAKESPEARIAN SQUEEZE" STARRING TRASH AND JIMMY STAR AND DIRECTED BY RAMIRO HERNANDEZ. ITS HEINZ MEETS GREY POUPON!!SCRIPT WRITTEN BY TRASH!!!!
OUR MOST DISTURBING HEINZ SPOT "TAKING CHANCES" ASKS THE QUESTION, WHERE IS CHRIS HANSEN WHEN YA NEED HIM???!!!! DIRECTED BY RAMIRO HERNANDEZ, STARRING PARKER, AMY AND TRASH!!!SCRIPT WRITTEN BY TRASH!!!!
CHECK OUT PGA PRO JOHN DALY'S MUSIC VIDEO "GO LONG OR GO HOME" FOR MAXFLI GOLF FEATURING TRASH, BIKER BITCH SUPREME OZ AND SICKASSO CYCLE'S TAKO!!!!!!!
HERE'S THE MUSIC CAMEO SCENE FROM THE UPCOMING FANDANGO PICTURES FEATURE FILM "PHOENIX FALLING" STARRING DEREK LATTA The Movie Features JIMMY STAR, OZZIE and TRASH!! FEATURING OZZIE'S SONG "KISS IT BETTER"!!!
"BLOOD IN THE TITLE starring CRISTY JOY SLAVIS and TRASH from Por que no productions VOTE FOR US AT FILMRACING.COM!!
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HERE'S A GREAT TRAILER FOR A HILARIOUS NEW MOVIE BY BIRCH CREEK FILMS: "IF I WERE DICTATOR" featuring A CAMEO APPEARANCE AND MUSIC BY TRASH!!!!
TRASH and CRISTY JOY in the infamous swimming pool scene from the movie WORK OF ART!!!!
TRASH IS HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR TRAILER PARK!!! WE DON'T DO WEDDINGS OR BAR MITZVAHS!!! (UNLESS THERE'S A FUCKLOAD OF MAJOR APPLIANCES AND CARS THAT DON'T RUN ON YOUR FRONT "LAWN"!!!)
DOES YOUR SWIMMING POOL NEED MOWING?? DO YOU HAVE SEVERAL NON WORKING TV'S BELOW THE ONE THAT WORKS?? DOES YOUR TRUCK REQUIRE A LADDER TO GET INTO??? CAN YOU TOW YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR TRUCK??? THEN THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU BUBBA!!!! HERES YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY!!! DAMN THIS SHIT REEKS!!! WHO'S UNDERWEAR IS THIS ANYWAY?? TRASH IS LOUD AND IN YOUR FACE. ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT WINDS UP IN THE TRASH??
WHAT A TRASH SHOW IS LIKE: The best description of this INSANITY is: "..Its a Circus Sideshow with a skin flick hosted by Motley Crue and Frank Zappa..." We are EXTREMELY audience interactive!! Expect to be Squirted, Slimed, Have stuff thrown at ya (nothing that'll take an eye out ;)...), You may get a few souvenirs, We are rebuilding the Giant OCTOPUSSY, we also expect to have Sliming Snails, Squirting Pink Tacos, A big ole Cherry Pie, Strap-on Lollypops, and who knows...!!! SO GET READY WE ARE GONNA PARTY!!!!!!
TRASH'S FIRST CD "THE BLATANT TRUTH" produced in 2004 and is a range of songs from the beginings of the band in December 2001 up to 2004, the CD is a variety of early tunes from the band.
*****NEWSFLASH***** TRASH IS BACK LIKE GANGBUSTERS MUTHAFUKKAS!!! A NEW CD: "BEER, BOOBS & BOOTY" !!! A NEW BAND !!! AND MORE INSANE TRASH SHOWS!!! You miss this shit and you are gonna feel like the biggest DICKHEAD on the PLANET!!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you!!!!
TRASH's SECOND CD entitled "Beer, Boobs & Booty" is READY TO BE RELEASED!!!! I am in the process of getting my face all over Movies, TV and Commercials. I will self release the CD when I feel it will make the biggest impact.
Until then get over to my UK page: http://www.myspace.com/trashrockstheuk
and my Youtube page:
http://www.youtube.com/imyourtrash
Enjoy the tunes on my player and the videos too!!
"LOLLYPOP" Video was made possible thanks to: BAR TV a division of DESTINATION TELEVISION, BOCA MUSIC MART, BALDWIN PHOTOGRAPHY, SAVVY PRODUCTIONS, SICKASSO CUSTOM CYCLES, JIMMY STAR, OOBIEVISION and AMP PRESENTS. Shot on Location at the FLORIDA TROPHY SHOP, Ft. Lauderdale, Fl.
Wanna hear more TRASH??? GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TRASHROCKSTHEUK for 5 DIFFERENT TRASH TUNES!!!! ALSO CHECK OUT MY VIDEO SECTION for a 2003 Clip of "OCTOPUSSY" " and a 2006 3 song mini set: "RUB IT" "JUST LIKE CANDY" and "BITCH"!!!
CHECK OUT TRASH in a promotional film for BACARDI with GROOVE ARMADA and METRONOMY!!! This film was commissioned by BACARDI for its B-LIVE Miami event in April 2008. It was directed by Nima Nourizadeh (Flight Of The Conchords, Hot Chip, CSS) and features an exclusive new track by Metronomy, 'A Thing For Me'
All music and lyrics, and images show on this page and its associated pages are Copyrighted (c) 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 by TRASH, All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication prohibited.
tits are good is a real treat. it's actually quite a catchy guitar riff you got there. i've never eaten tits, but you've inspired me. perhaps i'll go to the market today and buy some. fried or boiled?
thanks for being a patient listener to our music. you are now a member of my electronic top friends. congrats and electronics to you!
cheers, Col. Blumpkin, new member of The CUNT-MONSTERS
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
Just manage to annoy people which is why I don't bug people about the music page I have with my annoting sappy littli song...if someone wants to add it cool if not oh well
thank you for the rather thoughtful comment and goodwill towards our python pantz. especially because your comment came from several thousand miles away. we still use pony express for such purposes. keeps the horsies randy, baby!
while we regret offending the pedophiles that keep myspace in business, our use of actually listening to music has helped us a good bit in finding excellent music. glad to hear you listen to music too.
plz give myregards to the LA music SCKENE -- that's where my rock-roots started, circa 1985 / doing bauhaus covers + having adolescent sex.
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