Traveling Sitting Still
"Fiction by Robert Judge Woerheide"

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GeneralContents:

"Send in the Clowns"
"Kissing Margery Clean"
"Chiquita Lady"
"Noam Chomsky for President"
"Rabbit"
"Addressing Amy"
"Aggravated"
"Razing the Dead"
"Giving Up"
"Ausgraben"
"Dig, Hadji, Dig"
"Traveling Sitting Still"
 
MoviesInspiration:

13 Conversations About One Thing. Platoon. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. The Usual Suspects. Pulp Fiction. Eyes Wide Shut. The Shining. Everything is Illuminated. The Edge. Oleanna. Chinatown. The Bridge on the River Kwai. About Schmidt. Fight Club. Kill Bill. Adaptation. Big Fish. American Beauty. Coffee and Cigarettes. Baraka.
 
TelevisionGuilty Pleasures:

Deadwood. The Wire. Weeds.
 
BooksInfluences:

Stephen King. Tim O'Brien. Flannery O'Connor. John Steinbeck. David Sedaris. Edgar Allan Poe. Ken Kesey. F Scott Fitzgerald. Ernest Hemingway. Franz Kafka. William S Burroughs. Joan Didion. EB White. George Orwell. Kurt Vonnegut. David Mamet. William Zinsser. John Updike. John Cheever. William Faulkner. Raymond Carver.
 

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Hometown:San Diego, CA
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:College graduate



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   Traveling Sitting Still's Blurbs
About me:

Traveling Sitting Still is a collection of short stories available in bookstores NOW! VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE to learn more and purchase a copy of the most fearless collection of stories to hit shelves in 2007! Available in trade-paperback and eBook formats.
    ISBN: 978-0-595-42238-1
    eBook: 978-0-595-86576-3

Traveling Sitting Still is marketed through Barnes & Noble, iUniverse, and Amazon.com. It is available through special order in bookstores across the nation, and through various online book retailers as well.

Additional questions should be directed to: webmaster[at]travelingsittingstill[dot]com.
Or you can leave a message for the author here.

Special thanks to S. Fellows, D. Clausen, S. McKenna, K. Egan, and D. Bernardi.

"Traveling Sitting Still is a superb collection of short stories, far superior to anything I have read by a young writer. This collection reflects an unusual combination of writing and storytelling talents. By shedding new light and insights into commonplace occurrences, many of these stories elevate everyday events and experiences to the level of high literary art. Other stories in the collection do likewise with more profound human tragedies that cast an uncompromising light on the terrible things human beings knowingly and unknowingly do to one another, while simultaneously reminding us that the roles of victim and oppressor can be easily reversed."
-Dennis M Clausen, author of Prairie Son.

"Traveling Sitting Still is a wonderful collection of short stories. The characters are interesting, amusing, and tragic--meaning they are all real. Woerheide does not shy from telling the truth through the lives of these characters, even if the truth is not attractive. ... He takes daring chances in this book, and in my opinion they result in some of its most gripping and transcendent moments."
-David Bernardi, Editorial Consultant.

"Take it from me there is not a dud in the bunch. ...what Robert has done follows Ezra Pound's dictum of making things new. 'Make it new,' Pound said. Make it fresh, make it unique, make it uncommon. Which is what Robert has done. He has also made it look easy.
   Woerheide's lines are honed to a precision that makes for clean, fast-paced, perceptive storytelling, no drag, no bluffing, no false filling for lacking ideas. It's a collection well worth the time and the $9.95, especially if one loves literature. These twelve stories will leave most readers satisfied and wondering what Robert Judge Woerheide will do next. It's a fine anticipation."

-Duff Brenna, AWP Best Novelist Award Winner.


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Who I'd like to meet:

Readers.

"Traveling Sitting Still is rich with insight into the human condition. Whether it's a wounded American GI forced to dig his own grave during World War II, a lonely mysophobic stuck on an entrance ramp in Los Angeles, or a man headed for divorce finding solace in a Chiquita banana sticker, the compelling voices in Traveling Sitting Still heal many of the wounds their stories examine.

In an age of increasing anonymity, when so many find themselves alone, Traveling Sitting Still reminds us that we are part of a greater whole.

It is this single thread of humanity which informs and empowers Traveling Sitting Still. These hard-edged, uncompromising stories remind us that we are not alone: that it is often, simply, perspective which cages us. Traveling Sitting Still is fearless in the way it provides keys to escaping these cages."


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ABOUT THE AUTHOR:


Robert's poetry and fiction have appeared in Triplopia, Miranda Literary Magazine, Coe Review, and Cadillac Cicatrix. He has written for The San Diego Troubadour, INSPORTS Magazine, and Perigee. He is the recipient of the American Astronautical Society's first place award for nonfiction, is a two time finalist in the Arthur Edelstein Short Fiction Contest, and his collection of short stories, Traveling Sitting Still, earned both the Editor's Choice Award and the Publisher's Choice Award from iUniverse. He serves as Perigee's Managing Editor, and lives in downtown St. Louis. He is currently writing his first novel.

Robert's stories deal with humanity--usually in contemporary settings. His fiction explores the darker aspects of the human condition and our ability to exist within them. Indeed, even to excel within them: to love, forgive, empathize, learn, and change. His stories are often bold and brutal, but always human.


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Jack Thomas - Writer





Feb 24 2008 7:38 PM

stoppin by to say hi
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Sep 21 2007 12:24 PM

Hello,

We're personally inviting you to network with us at The Peoples Lounge, an online social network similar to MySpace. Signing up is easy and it's free! Join us at www.ThePeoplesLounge.com.

"Find your freedom through writing."
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Kate





Sep 7 2007 8:51 PM

The 2 best books I read this summer? traveling sitting still and Survival of the Sickest. Just thought you'd like to know. :)
Rob W





Aug 3 2007 3:20 PM

The Kirkus Discovery describes Traveling Sitting Still as "Character studies with narratives stocked with enough vibrant detail and insight that readers won't mind going along for the ride."

"People struggle with fraught predicaments--or their lurid perceptions of mundane situations--in this engaging collection."

The full review will be available soon on the Kirkus Discoveries web site.

If you haven't already bought a copy of the most fearless collection of stories released in 2007, hurry over to www.travelingsittingstill.com.
Nia





Jun 23 2007 1:51 AM

Rob, thank you so much, with my entire heart, thank you. I was so excited that your book was the first piece of mail I opened at my new place. I know, I'm a dork, but its the little things that count for me. That meant so much that you signed it. I was so proud of you. Keep writing, keep dreaming, and know that you will always have a fan in me, and my respect for being true.

Love.
Kat





Jun 20 2007 9:59 PM

i got a package in the mail today... you really made my day! thank you so much :o)
Jack Thomas - Writer





Jun 19 2007 2:14 PM





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Summer 2007 Issue
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The Summer 2007 Issue of The Smoking Poet is online now! Our thanks to our many fine contributors in fiction, non-fiction, poetry, book and cigar reviews. To our many readers, we hope you will continue to read and enjoy TSP as we grow.

A standing ovation to Dorianne Laux, poet extraordinaire and one of today's beacons of word-light in contemporary poetry; don't miss our feature author interview with Dorianne. Even her answers to our probing questions are sheer poetry.

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Kat





Jun 17 2007 5:30 PM

SHUT UP!!! are you serious?! OMG, i'm so excited! you're wonderful, i love you, i can't wait :o)
stacey





Jun 17 2007 4:09 PM

thanks! i'm so excited!
UlyssesPodcast





Jun 16 2007 8:48 PM



Happy Bloom's Day!!!
Gerald M. Luvene





Jun 15 2007 8:09 PM

Thanks for accepting! I've checked out your website. It's awesome!
Kat





May 31 2007 9:12 PM

YAY, I've just place my order, it's on its way!!! I'm embarassed to confess that as a future educator, I've NEVER been so excited to get a book :o)~ Obviously it's because I'm so proud of the author, but who cares, I'm excited to read! Love you, can't wait...
whitneystreet





May 31 2007 12:43 AM

words cannot express our pride in the publishing of this book. you are a visionary and a dreamer. you did it, Rob!! you saw it through and made it happen!! you are now, officially, "Rob Woerheide, PUBLISHED AUTHOR"!!!!
Contraption is looking for writing and art.





May 30 2007 10:32 PM

wow, i listened to the dead c. today and was inspired to work on a new piece...

click on the dada poem and collage below -- by t. renner, 31 may 2007, to listen to "poison rat r 8"...

-- tony

stacey





May 30 2007 2:32 PM

so exciting! at last, the book is ready!!!
Kat





May 30 2007 2:40 AM

The wait is OVER!!! I couldn't BE any happier for you, or more excited to read it. I will most DEFINITELY be pre-ordering my copy - thank you very much! You'd better polish up that John Hancock because I want mine autographed ;o)
Rob W





May 29 2007 6:08 PM

Just found Traveling Sitting Still on Amazon.com. Not sure if this is still part of the "advanced order," but here's the link.
GUD Magazine





May 24 2007 6:21 AM

Just wanted to let you (and your comment-reading friends) know that GUD Issue 1 is now available for purchase!



Issue 1 comes to life with Darby Larson's "Electroencephalography" where an experiment in robot-building goes terribly awry. And if you've ever woken up with an unexpected physical deformity—say, an arrow in your heart—you'll truly enjoy the next story. There's also a smattering of flash fiction and psychedelia; a straight-out story where things aren't what they seem, poetry that takes you from the perverse to the sublime, some magic realism, science fiction, and a few letters to another species thrown in for good measure. We haven't forgotten those of you with a literary bent. In addition, the artwork in this issue is particularly strong, with oil paintings, watercolors, photography, and photo illustrations complementing the words with which they are paired.

Thanks for being a friend!
J [e] N





Apr 28 2007 1:37 AM


Buried at PhotoCasket.com


I wanted to say thank you... for your friendship Robert. You seem to be not only a talented writer/artist..but a good man :) Keep in touch ~
Your friend always
JeN
Matt Wallace





Apr 26 2007 7:21 AM

Hey, Robert. I'm glad I took the time to peep your profile. At first I thought you were yet another crappy band and I almost denied the request. G'luck with the collection, man.
J [e] N





Apr 25 2007 5:08 PM

I am also a big fan of William S Burroughs.
I still get a good read out of "Naked Lunch" probably once a year. Brilliant.
I'm looking forward to reading your upcoming ....:)
Writers @ Edit Red





Apr 25 2007 9:16 AM

'City Smells' is a new literary project set up by the Edit Red Writing Community.

We are running three writing competitions, Flash Fiction, Creative Non-Fiction and Poetry, all with the theme 'City Smells. The winners of each of these competitions will win $100. But more than this, we will take the best work from each competition and compile a paperback 'City Smells' anthology. The writers who make it into the 'City Smells' anthology will each receive free copies of the book and be paid a royalty in book sales.

To submit to these competition and stand a chance of being published in the 'City Smells' book you must be a member of Edit Red, as the submission process is automated. Joining Edit Red and entering these competitions is 100% free. If you make it into the book, we will pay royalties based on book sales.

Edit Red has existed for many years and was created and is still managed today by non-fiction author Alan Emmins, creative writing teacher Chris Lee Ramsden and literary reviewer Sean Merrigan.

If you are not already a member, we hope you will join and take part in this great literary event. Sign up here for free!

Regards
Alan, Sean and Chris
GUD Magazine





Apr 24 2007 11:18 PM

Thanks for the add! Take a peek at our lineup and teasers at http://www.gudmagazine.com/vault/0!



Check out our profile for a way you can get a free piece of writing from Issue 0!
STREET RAISED





Apr 24 2007 8:44 PM

thanks for the Add, Robert :)
Nia





Apr 23 2007 7:08 PM

YAY!!!!! I'm honored - Sincerely.

HUGS back atcha! :)
Juan Israel Español





Apr 23 2007 7:07 PM

Thankyou -
I like the cover,
keep me informed and up to speed
Good luck -
p.j
LitPark





Apr 21 2007 6:55 PM

We like the same writers!

~LitPark
Fraser - www.bugwriters.com/forum





Apr 20 2007 5:16 PM

Glad to know you will be checking out Bugwriters....hope you decide to share some of your writing there.

In the meantime, good luck with the book. Let us know when it is finally available...

Best wishes,


Fraser
www.bugwriters.com
The Smoking Poet





Apr 20 2007 4:29 PM

Thank you for the add request, and welcome to The Smoking Poet!
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