TRey NIchols

....Where do I begin???? Well for starters, I have mastered the art of playing the spoons. It has taken me nearly a decade, and lots, and lots! of frustration to master, but now I play the spoons professionally for the Boston Symphony! and am also coming out with my first solo album in March, called "The Art of Spooning, A Honky Masters the Spoons!!!" I first started learning the spoons at a Christian Jamboree in the late 90's. I started with a metal spoon from mom's kitchen, and worked my way all the way down to the wooden spoons she used to take across my ass, balls, and mouth for talking to her with a fresh mouth, as she used to say! After that, I moved on to the king of all spoons.... "THE SILVER SPOONS!!!" (Not to be confused with that TV show, with that little blond floppy haired mutherfucker!) I played those silver fuckers silly! I played them until those silver fuckers melted in my hands! I knew I was special;) Now enough with this fucking spoon talk! Now let's talk about my second trade, I don't like to brag but I'm also a well established "Neck Model", yeah you heard me, neck model! I'm one of the top super-neck models in the industry today:) What can I say, I was blessed with one fabulous neck! Anything else you wanna know just ask me dammit!