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"I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin - different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business." --Bernard Stonehouse

“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.” - Dalai Lama

"When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice." - Marquis de la Grange

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

"Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy." Bill Gates

"Crazy men see ghosts -- sane men ignore them." Anon

"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why don't we legalize it and then tax it out of business." Will Rogers

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." Johann von Goethe

“Man's greatest actions are performed in minor struggles. Life, misfortune, isolation, abandonment and poverty are battlefields which have their heroes - obscure heroes who are at times greater than illustrious heroes.” Victor Hugo

“The self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates.” Thomas Szasz

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." --Lily Tomlin

"The most important fact about Spaceship Earth: An instruction book didn't come with it." - R. Buckminster Fuller

"This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it." Al Capone

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." Tom Lehrer

"There is nothing wrong with California that the San Andreas fault cannot cure." Ross McDonald

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein

"Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." Robin Williams

"Cogito ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam." Graffito

"This is a test. This is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation." Anonymous

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” - Anonymous

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." Albert Einstein

"Our life is what our thoughts make of it." Marcus Aurelius

"No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness." ~ Aristotle

"The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means." ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

"Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you." ~Carl Jung

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't." ~Polonius, Shakespeare's Hamlet

"For a while the reveries provided an outlet for his imagination; they were a satisfactory hint of the unreality of reality, a promise that the rock of the world was founded securly on a fairy's wing." ~The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitxgerald

"And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad." ~Aldous Huxley

"Isn't sanity just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean, all you get is that one trick--rational thinking—but when you're good and crazy, well, the sky's the limit!" ~The Tick

"The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil." ~Emo Phillips

"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough." ~Niels Bohr

"You say 'Sit down, you're rocking the boat!'; I say 'Are you afraid of getting wet?'" ~ Niebert

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle.” - John Watson

"The Face of a child can say it all... particularly the mouth part of the face." -- Jack Handy

”The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.” - Anonymous

“Nor understood none neither, sir" Dull, Love's Labour's Lost, (5.1.150) - William Shakespeare

"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."- Walt Whitman

"Insanity is the exception in individuals. In groups, parties, peoples, and times it is the rule." - Friedrich [Wilhelm] Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

"Perhaps love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself." Antoine De Saint-Exupery

"Love me when I need it least, for that is when I need it most." - Swedish Proverb
“Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what is heaven for?” Robert Browning