PDX TRIKESTERS!!!

Due to the impending holiday season, current economical situations, and a philanthropic effort to clothe the world in corsets that fit, Enchanted is offering $100 off of any custom corset ordered in the month of September. 

That's right!  $100 off a corset made just for your body (or, the body of someone you love very much).  If you have been coveting such a garment with the regret that you simply can't afford it, hopefully this sale makes the corset of your dreams a reality.  All you have to do is order the corset during the month of September, which involves 1/2 down and getting your measurements taken or submitted to Lisa Marie.  You can do that, right?  If not, contact me anyway, and maybe we can work something out.

So, come on!  Don't wear that same tired old thing out for another night - contact Enchanted today!

Valid only to inhabitants of planet Earth, not to be combined with any other offers, and void where prohibited by the laws of physics.

Lisa Marie
Proprietress
www.enchantedcorsets.com

Cheers for the add!!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING THE CLOSET MAN!





12 yr old version of the Closet Man, book he’s readin has major significance toward the mystery of who he grows up to become…



THE CLOSET MAN, WRITTEN AND CREATED FOR FILM BY MIKE DECKER.........TO BE FILMED AND DIRECTED BY DAMON PARSON.........
Born without a chance to a prostitute mother and a bedroom in the closet this young individual will rise to become much more then whatever you think he is…
In the beginning you think of him as dumb, slow, screwed up from childhood, haunted from his mother’s murder, and homeless other then, well, your closet… You’re scared of him because you never know which closet he may come out of and no idea what he’ll look like when he does, as his disguise changes with each closet he visits, and stalking you from the inside of your own home for up to weeks before he strikes!
Later you mystically begin to realize there is more to this Closet Man killer then ever imagined and eventually chilled as you digest just how much more to him there really is, a story, a goal, and even an end game that is revealed in twist after twist up until the final twisted moment revealing the truth and making sense of all the previous twist and turns that baffle you right till the very end, leaving you breathless…

PREQUEL to The Closet Man comin soon!!!

"THE GREAT ED'S HITS SHOW"
...an Ed Forman Show - Best of...
FRIDAY - MARCH 27
10PM
@ DANTE'S

Featuring interviews with...

Portland Trailblazer - Channing Frye

From MTV’s Jackass - Danger Ehren

Snake Expert - Kris Smalley

Local Legend/Hawthorne Bridge Trumpet Player -Working Kirk Reeves.


Plus appearances from some of your favorite characters...
...Frank Simcoe (rollerskating enthusiast),

Clyde ‘The Masturbating’ Mime,

Roy Hayge from Scared Straight,

author/sex expert - Dr.
Don Dokken,

and Ed’s #1 son, Bed Forman (Ed names his kids after where he conceives them).


And, of course, tickling your ears all-night-long will be our favorite house-band, the Vegas-style, jazz act...

...Tana the Tattooed Lady & The Royal Flush!

...as well as a bonus set by hip-hop duo, THUGGAGE!

"THE GREAT ED'S HITS SHOW!"
FRIDAY !
MARCH 27!

Alan,

Thank you for joining us on The Ed Forman Show last night.

It was a blast, three times over.

-Ed Forman, motivational speaker and lactose lasher!

Konichiwa Kitteh! Welcome to The International Hub of Lady Made Music xoxo Church of Girl

We're playing an EARLY show this FRIDAY @ The Know with Bumtech and No Go Know! We plan to start @ 8pm so be there on time! The Know is at: 2026 NE Alberta in Portland. Hope to see you there! ~~C

thanx for the ADD!

What is going on with the Trike races? I so wanna do this!