"Why has it taken so long to come up with this publishing sensation?... a must have book for anyone who knows good food when they see it. ...we seriously recommend shelling out for this little wonder of a culinary work." - Ladsmag
"...getting the most out of your Breville. (3/5)" - Nuts Magazine
"very good book... great stuff" - Paul Ross on This Morning
"Tried & Toasted has cast new light on toasties." - Camden New Journal
"This book is the definitive guide to a foody art form. And at £5.95, the charge is modest for a useful addition to any student’s cookery book collection."
- StudentUK.com
Who I'd like to meet:
A Message From Dick
Stop wasting your time mindlessly "surfing" around cyberspace and visit the following websites:
When the book Tried & Toasted (the definitive guide to toasties) was featured on top UK day-time TV show This Morning back in 2004 it was classic! Watch the best bits here including Schofield's moment of glory...
I could donate monies to no greater publishing indeavour than yours, however, I frequently find myself unable to devote even a single day to the tedious quest for riches and so, alas have none to give.
sheesh, it seems like i'm always at Macys, i constantly have to go there for somethin. thank god i got this $500 card to Macys to pay for a lot of the crap i have to buy there lmao! you should probably get one yourself while you can, its really simple only takes a minute. this is the one they sent me, isn't this neat?
you wont believe what i just got. you see all those stupid ass ads people keep passing along for a free cash card to Macy's? turns out that shit is for real lol. i just got mine through www.shoppingcredit.info ...i can't add links for some reason so just copy and paste.
anyway, i just bought a crap load of stuff, so go get yours. it only takes a second and plus its free, so why the hell not. here it is again, www.shoppingcredit.info
Just thought you might be interested to know that I've launched a competition through which you could win the right to choose a word for inclusion in the "I want a word" book.
If you are interested, take a look at my latest blog entry.
Greetings Dick!
Having rather unwisely given away my signed copy of T&T I find myself lacking inspiration on the cullinary front. Please send another copy immediately to Poland, a cheque will of course be in the post, alternatively I could pay you in an all expenses paid* holiday.
Anyway, Where the fuck are you?
* this does not include travel and there will be a strict time limit.
Hello Mr. Dick.
Thanks, I am good. Too busy as always though... Have you seen or heard from the lovely Lindsay recently? -Send him my best if you hear from him before I do... x
to jamie...the cat is fantastic....I will never forget what I saw you eating....ahahhahahahaha....I would add a good shot of pure grappa to it to digest as quickly as possible!!HIihhihihi
man...i haven't received my copy from Peter yet!!!He's your neighbour almost no? SO tell him to move his ass to the post office and send me my copy....
take care Dick..Johnson!!!
Sorry about displacing that bottom from the top of the pile, but i had to tell you that there is a briefly-mentioned character by the name of 'Dick Johnson' in Laurence Sterne's 'The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman'.
I was gonna take a photo of the page and post it here, but i forgot what page it was on, and its like 700 pages and I'm not gonna read it again.
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Ahh... Mr Johnson. How the hell are you? What a fantastic book this is... full of fine recipes. Pure genius like the author himself. I'm particualrly partial to the "Cat Food Toastie". A fine invention. I recommend lashings of HP sauce with this one... and 10 pints of Stella... and a gas mask!! Yum yum!!
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