I don’t know what happened to the Trilambs. Matty Boom’s website is down. You can still download all their stuff at:
http://www.falconfriday.com/2007/04/11/trilambs/
But back to the fruit sandwiches, I can imagine that the average
person's argument against my fruit sandwich revolution would be along
the lines of, 'Isn't that the same thing as pie?' I don't think
people like that will ever amount to anything though, so I don't worry
about them. What I do worry about, is lava. And to a much lesser
extent, the undead. For example, my greatest fear would be a large
wave of lava coming at me with the undead floating in it. That, would
be really, really awful.