Mattias is a Photodgonist

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  • Mattias M. morelos

  • 24 / Male
  • SYDNEY, New South Wales, AU
  • Last Login: 10/29/2009

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Petersham
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Photodgonist

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    • Sydney, NSW AU
    • Concierge

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What is a photodgonist

Dictionary.com the online Dictionary resource defines Photodgonist as:

"No results found for photodgonist. Did you mean phototoxicity (in dictionary) or Phototoxicity (in encyclopedia)? "

and to ask an educated expert of some sort would no doubt prompt some sort of cruel and unusual ridicule, followed by physical harm, but in order to fully understand what it is to be a Photodgonist, we must first look at what it is to be a Photographer


Typical Male Photographer

usually in his late 30's to early 50's, with grey hair, a pony tail or bald patch, sometimes both. wearing a fisherman's vest with many pockets, all full, cargo pants or shorts, pockets also full, carrying a huge camera bag, possibly filled with candy to lure small children back to his den.... (to far?)

he can often be found standing awkwardly and defensively at the front of a crowd, at concerts or festivals, or stomping through someones garden at a public event


Typical Female Photographer

not much is known about this rare breed of photographer as there are not to many in circulation....


The Photodgonist

truly the ninja of the photo taking world, a good photodgonist is neither heard nor seen while in the act of taking photos, and once they have sufficiently "captured their target" they will be able to assimilate back into their surroundings, leaving no one aware that photos were even taken until they are published the next day. A photodgonist must pack light but efficiently, this will ensure increased mobility as well as reduced impact to his/her natural surroundings,

1. Cameras must be kept in reach at all times, and so be strapping it to you leg, it is not only easily accessible, also provides a suitable storage for extra lenses

2. Converse Chuck Taylors not only help blend into your surroundings but are also a suitable urban ninja shoe, for rolling about on the floor, or climbing up a speaker or tree

3. In order to achieve a recognizable persona, it is important to maintain signature items, so as to be distinguished from the rest of the pack

4. though a photodgonist must always pack light you will occasionally require a little extra equipment, in which case it a small back back is brought into play... LARGE CAMERA BAGS ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

5. when called into certain situations, a little extra protection is needed.

IMPORTANT!

make sure you can still lift the camera up to your face ..


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Comments

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  • Jun 28 2009 2:39 AM

  • Apr 13 2009 6:43 AM

    greatest guy!
    howd u end up sunday morning party animal!
  • Mar 19 2009 5:46 AM

    Hi there.


    How is it going young fellow?
  • Feb 16 2009 10:25 AM

    It's kind of a shameless attempt to plug some new shit that i thought you'd like.


  • Dec 19 2008 10:56 AM

    Hey, friend!

    Just wanted to stop by and invite you to this little show we're playin' tomorrow in Sydney, it's gonna be one hell of a time!

    Venue: Will & Toby's, Oxford St.
    Sydney
    Line-up: MJ&TSOM, The Crooked Fiddle Band, and The Woohoo Review
    http://www. moshtix. com. au/event. aspx?id=22588&ref=mguide - check here for more deets.


    Come on down, bring your dancin' shoes...
    ♥MJ&TSOM.
    x
  • Sep 5 2008 12:43 AM

    oh sure we could arrange something like that. email me at mojo.
    juju (at) hotmail. com

    we sort something out.

    xx
  • Sep 5 2008 12:22 AM

    hey there mr.
    snap this!

    www. moshtix. com. au
    sellin you vanguard
  • Aug 2 2008 1:02 AM

    Hey Matthias! nice to have seen ya down at The Harp. Nice pix there too. We'll keep ya posted on our next worthwhile venture.

    Love,
    LEROY
  • Jul 22 2008 2:47 PM

    Hey dude! LEROY knew u waz a Photodgonist when we first saw u....u had them photodgonist thingys about cha...do feel free to come to more of our gigs and do photodgonist type stuff...we're not that shy :P

    c ya soon,
    LEROY
  • Jan 14 2008 5:55 PM

    Hey Matti if I do give you picks I'm giving them to you so you can do a good job with them. Promise me you won't make a fool out of me.
  • Jan 14 2008 5:32 PM

    Mate I haven't forgoten about the photos. I'll send them over by email in about 2 weeks tim ok? You think you can wait till then? Oh they are like 6 megabytes a photo so I hope you have a really good internet connection.
  • Jan 9 2008 3:51 AM


    Photobucket

    EXPLICIT FIGHT NIGHT THIS FRIDAY
    BASS KLEPH VS FREW
    BEN MORRIS VS JAMES TAYLOR
    RENO VS FOUNDATION, MATTTT VS TELEFUNKEN, RED BEARD VS ZOOISM, BEN DUNLOP
    $5 HOUSE SPIRITS AND WET PUSSIES TIL MIDNIGHT
    $15 ON THE DOOR
  • Nov 8 2007 12:45 AM

    What's happening my man?
  • Oct 23 2007 10:07 AM

    Hey there! How you going? Just got home and have your camera here, did you want to come around for it tonight??
  • Oct 15 2007 1:56 AM

    that is a totally freaky Photo!!!

    but so cool.
    :-)
  • Oct 8 2007 11:31 PM

    sorry. missed your call last night.
    whats happening
  • Sep 22 2007 9:14 AM

    hey whatcha up to? i ended up going out last night down the rocks with my brothers ex girlfriend emily, you remember her? she asked me to go to pj's tonight but i'm a bit tired so i think i'll give it a miss.
  • Sep 21 2007 8:08 AM

    The film with you drunk in it.

    Man you're funny.
  • Sep 21 2007 6:05 AM

    i dont know if im going...she hasn't personally invited me, so if she did then yeah maybe!!
    anyways, im off, just finished work!! talk to u soon!!!
    peace biatch!!
  • Sep 20 2007 4:37 PM

    You are bloody hilarious Matti.

    What a champ!
  • Sep 10 2007 11:34 AM

    Mattias

    UR INVITED 2 MY B’DAY!

    Saturday 29th September

    Zeta Bar @ The Hilton Sydney

    Level 4, 488 George Street Sydney

    RSVP by 24 September please

    Hope to see u there!!!
    Goddess Athena
    xoxoxox
  • Sep 6 2007 7:33 AM

    you online? i have no credit and unfortunately no money for booze :(
  • Sep 5 2007 7:57 AM

    my lord...its YOU!!!!!
    ur so crAzy....love it!!!
    well i got a new job, doing sales and advertising
    i did start another course, but i dropped it...im gonna do it later...
    blah blah blah...u know same shit diff smell!!
    how u doing...what have u been up to....
  • Aug 28 2007 1:10 PM


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  • Aug 27 2007 2:33 AM

    how's the fucking snow.