| Behold, the T-Shock FAQ!
Q: What the @!$% is "Trouser Shock?"
A: Why, Trouser Shock is a comedy group that produces shorts and the occasional live show.
Q: Any particular reason for that dumb-ass name?
A: Well... my mother gave it to me, but I've been thinking of changing it...
Q: Who is who? You dummies all look the same.
A: Jim is the obsessive-compulsive religious nutjob. John is the ill-tempered vulgarian who says wildly inappropriate things. Tom is the uber-geek who can dance a mean jig. Brian is the card shark born without a soul. He's also the good-looking one, which is just sad.
Q: Is Brian retarded?
A: Not technically.
Q: What's so "passive-aggressive" about your comedy?
A: We don't know. What do YOU think is passive-aggressive about our comedy?
Q: Okay, honestly, that Jim guy.. retarded, right?
A: Got me there.
Q: Your group is stupid.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Yeah, no question, your group is stupid.
A: Who are you?
Q: I'll ask the questions here.
A: Uh... okay.
Q: Fine, so what do you expect me to do to support your little comedy group?
A: Add us as a friend! Subscribe to our blog! Keep checking out our myspace page for new stuff! Tell your friends! Send us IMs! File restraining orders!
Q: Anything you'd like to add?
A: I... I love you.
Q: That's just wrong.
A: If loving you is wrong, then I don't ever want to be right. | 
