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Troy Conrad
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Political Humor
I’m on twitter as troyconrad

Male
31 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2009
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   Troy Conrad's Comedian Bio
BioI’m a comic, writer, freethinker, producer, filmmaker, and lover of dogs. I sold bibles door to door. I was a scientologist for a bit. My scam punch-card became full. Now I’m rational. I respect people, not beliefs or religions. I love cheap pizza and good scotch. I’m obsessed with politics and how much the neocons are fucking up the country, but I’d forget it all to just ride waterslides. If you see me at the bar, these are the only conversations that don’t bore me to death: politics religion philosophy filmmaking authority how we’re all totally fucked the end of the world sound recording and engineering minidiscs dogs gods The The documentaries the proper cooking of Angel Hair pasta. Stanley Milgram obedience Wilco Bush The Onion Ireland corporate crime pitbulls News analyst Daniel Schorr digital voice recorders. repression standup Howard Bloom Richard Dawkins memes how Mr. Show’s cancellation will be seen as the biggest mistake in history, next to Barbara Bush not having an abortion.
Websiteatheistcomic.com
InfluencesDoug Stanhope, Marc Maron, Bill Hicks, Rick Overton, Jeff Ross, David Feldman, Kevin Kataoka, Jimmy Pardo, Greg Proops, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., Bill Maher, Tommy Tiernan, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Dave Pavone, Rick Shapiro, Robert Hawkins, Paul F. Thomkins, Laurie Kilmartin, George Carlin, Jimmy Dore, Daniel Tosh, Todd Glass, Bill Maher, Pre-9/11 Dennis Miller, and any comic who puts comedic social truth above applause breaks.
MembersI have upcoming shows all the time. They're not always listed here. Drop me a line if you want me to set up a show in your town.
TV ShowsThe Jay Mohr Roast (writer), On the Cover, Strictly Standup, Laugh Out Loud,
FilmsMetaphysical Graffitti, Accidental Jesus, The Immortality of Dr. Shelley, Family Disaster Plan
AlbumsTen Things I Hate About Religion, Live at the Grotto

    Troy Conrad's Interests
GeneralStandup, Sketch Writing, Audiobooks, Digital Voice Recorders, Politics, Dogs, Minidiscs, Daydreaming, and Filming.
MusicWilco, Ben Harper, The Vandals, Ryan Adams/Whiskeytown, Old 97's, AC/DC, G Love, Modest Mouse, Buffalo Tom, Eminem, Mozart, David Gray, Nirvana, Zeppelin, David Gray, American Music Club, Billy Bragg, The Cure, Dio, Joe Satriani, Kitchens of Distinction, Lemonheads, Boingo, Mazzy Star, Nirvana, Pato Banton, Pete Townshend, Peter Gabriel, PIL, Wyclef Jean, Richard Cheese, Sinead, Social Distortion, Sun-60, and an all time favorite: The The
MoviesAlmost any documentary, especially political. Jesus Camp happens to be my favorite, and everyone should see it. Seriously. I also love Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Leaving Las Vegas, Pleasantville, and Titus w/ Anthony Hopkins to name a few.
TelevisionMr. Show, Chappelle, Ben Stiller Show, Wonder Showzen makes me pee blood. The sketch on bsquad.com, mpempire.com, Sopranos, Weeds
BooksStanley Milgram's Obedience to Authority, Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion and The Selfish Gene, The Count of Monte Cristo, Sam Harris - Letter to a Christian Nation, and the most fascinating book I have ever read: The Lucifer Principle by Howard Bloom. The books by the editors of The Onion are my bible. It's my dream to write for The Onion.
HeroesHoward Bloom, Music Makers, Dreamers of Dreams.
Groups: LA ComediansComedians of MySpaceComedians CornerMr. ShowNYC Underground Comedy FestGamers The MovieI've smoked weed with NgaioThe Pretty Okay Ho-hum Spectacular on Ice!

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     Troy Conrad's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Phoenix, AZ
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comic/Writer/Producer

   Troy Conrad's Networking
Film - Production - Producer



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Godless Heathen Comic Troy Conrad
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Eddie Pepitone and Troy Conrad do Christian Bale
Eddie Pepitone and Troy Conrad do Christian Bale rating
Me and Marisa Miller in surf movie
Me and Marisa Miller in surf movie rating
Behind the scenes:  RED FLAG
Behind the scenes: RED FLAG rating
Todd Glass goes off on a rude lady
Todd Glass goes off on a rude lady rating
Trying to justify McCain's rape joke
Trying to justify McCain's rape joke rating
Dogs don't cry - my mudmouth dog.
Dogs don't cry - my mudmouth dog. rating
Rebate Check Time
Rebate Check Time rating
Cruise Ship Comedian Danny Jarvis
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Creation Museum in Baghdad
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   Troy Conrad's Blurbs
About me:
Things I love: THE ONION, spirituality, documentaries, standup, sketch, filmmaking, drinking with friends, avocados, Chopin vodka, Wild Turkey 101, single-malt scotch, vanilla malts, sociology, pyschology, Shakespeare, Air America, Conan, Letterman, writing roasts, talking politics, digital voice recordings, dogs. I write and produce political sketch shows in Los Angeles. Subscribe to my blog if you want to hear about them. Visit this every week, for America, and your brain: www.theonion.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Drinkers, thinkers, writers, pitbull lovers, people who understand life is meaningless until we give it meaning, and people who laugh at dudes who rip phone books in half for Jesus.

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The Business Muse





Jun 29 2009 8:10 PM

BE THE LOVE YOU ARE: Click Here



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Anthony Marr





Jun 12 2009 3:43 PM

Dr. Peter Carter will be Anthony Marr's guest on Animal Voices June 12 Friday 3-4pm EST/noon-1pm PST - online-live www.coopradio.org; hot-line 604-684-7561. Peter is Anthony's co-author:
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Angi Metler, president of the New Jersey Animal Rights Alliance (NJARA), leading anti-huntress whom hunters refer to as a "domestic terrorist", will be Anthony's guest June 19 Friday same time. Angi is in green:
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Feel free to call-in during the show: 604-684-7561

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Nick Black is Mastering





Jun 7 2009 1:32 AM

Happy Birthday!
Strange Rebel Frequency





Jun 5 2009 8:18 PM

Hey, just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday!

To celebrate, we recommend helping yourself to our music! You can pick it up at iTunes, Rhapsody, Amazon, CD Baby – http://cdbaby.com/all/srf

Please help support independent artists! :-)
The Business Muse





May 26 2009 3:52 AM

The Wisdom of the Past is the Seed for the Future...



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MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS BE YOUR LIFE.
Anthony Marr





May 23 2009 5:31 PM

A gift of human purpose and destiny. Enjoy.
The MEANING of LIFE for Atheists - by Anthony Marr

UC Berkeley: Biology, Dr. Richard Holms: ... truly deserves the name OMNI-SCIENCE... great depth... Astrophysics, Dr. Marc Davis: ... a forward- looking moral framework... an important contribution... Anthropology, Dr. Tim White: ... Anthony Marr's synthesis is formidable. Paleontology, Prof Carole Hickman: an extraordinary intellectual undertaking... a bold and eclectic piece of scholarship... Zoology, Dr. Richard Strohman: ... original...thoroughly logical...might indeed fill a large gap in the way we think... Institute of Human Origins, Dr. William Kimbel: ... a profound contribution... implications of great depth and breadth for the future course of human actions... too important to ignore.. Stanford U: Sociology, Dr. Alex Inkeles: ... impressed me not only with the quality of his presentation, but also the quality of his thinking... Philosophy, Dr. John Dupre: ... a highly intelligent, thoughtful man... extremely intriguing and provocative... Astrophysics, Dr. Vahe Petrosian: fascinated... very ambitious task... a beautiful synthesis... captivating... of interest not only to experts but to all thinking people of th
Anthony Marr





May 23 2009 3:08 PM

A gift of human purpose and destiny. Enjoy.
The MEANING of LIFE for Atheists - by Anthony Marr

UC Berkeley: Biology, Dr. Richard Holms: ... truly deserves the name OMNI-SCIENCE... great depth... Astrophysics, Dr. Marc Davis: ... a forward- looking moral framework... an important contribution... Anthropology, Dr. Tim White: ... Anthony Marr's synthesis is formidable. Paleontology, Prof Carole Hickman: an extraordinary intellectual undertaking... a bold and eclectic piece of scholarship... Zoology, Dr. Richard Strohman: ... original...thoroughly logical...might indeed fill a large gap in the way we think... Institute of Human Origins, Dr. William Kimbel: ... a profound contribution... implications of great depth and breadth for the future course of human actions... too important to ignore.. Stanford U: Sociology, Dr. Alex Inkeles: ... impressed me not only with the quality of his presentation, but also the quality of his thinking... Philosophy, Dr. John Dupre: ... a highly intelligent, thoughtful man... extremely intriguing and provocative... Astrophysics, Dr. Vahe Petrosian: fascinated... very ambitious task... a beautiful synthesis... captivating... of interest not only to experts but to all thinking people of th
little black bats





May 14 2009 3:11 AM

hi troy nice 2 meet you, thanks so much 4 being my friend!..
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Jaqi Furback





Apr 2 2009 4:41 AM

I think I forgot to say: Hey, nice to hang out with you. Your love for dogs is interesting.
The Graveyard Shift





Mar 28 2009 9:09 AM

Guys and Gals,

The Graveyard Shift has risen again… Check out our newest episode!
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Thanks again for supporting the show and please write in.
We want to hear your thoughts and ideas!
Johnny Johnson
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You can also chime in to the live show goin down when the clock below goes up on BlogTV.


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Mar 5 2009 10:40 PM



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Mar 1 2009 2:51 AM

David Michael Thurston interview with "He's Just Not That Into You writer

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Jaqi Furback





Feb 26 2009 3:28 AM

I am doing a show elsewhere on the fourth, but I may run down to the hole afterward. It'd be nice to meet "the nicest guy ever.
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Feb 18 2009 3:40 PM

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Feb 11 2009 3:42 PM





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Feb 8 2009 2:22 AM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
Thirsty-Thursday.net





Feb 6 2009 9:55 PM

I made this for you. Like a cake.


Sparkle Picnic: Series 2 (full of dildo's, robots and gay coke)



www. SparklePicnic. com
Dave





Jan 22 2009 6:41 PM

Hey Troy,
Great spending a bit of time with you on this last trip. Thanks for inviting us out. Brice and I had a great time.
Talk to you soon, Dave
The Crabaret





Jan 21 2009 10:04 PM

Apply now to perform in the 2009 Boulder International Fringe Festival...



Final deadline is January 30, 2009 11:59 pm (Mountain Time)

Performers in any genre are encouraged to apply.

Some of what makes the Fringe great:
- Independent Art
- Completely Uncensored, Unjuried and Accessible.
- 100% of the Box Office Revenue goes to the artists
- Artists set ticket Prices (0-$15.)
- Fringe Artists get free admission into other Fringe shows.
- Top selling show in each venue receives encore performance

So apply now to get in on the fun!




Love,
The Boulder Fringe
www. BoulderFringe. com
Boulder, CO USA
2009 Festival - 12-23 August
The HORN


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Jan 18 2009 11:52 PM

Garage Comedy





Jan 11 2009 9:32 AM

Monday Jan 12th 2009 Garage Comedy Presents


so here's the final line-up for monday all three shows for $1 (and if you sign up for the open mic you can get in free)

Three shows for only $1
7pm - Red Barn Tragedy - America's Worst Open Mic hosted by Alex Mesrobian
8pm- The Misbegotten Video Show - For January it's Live Video with Sean Hart with videos by:
Robert Selander
Doug Driesel Jr.
Adam Shenkman
Ed Galvez
Monkey With A Shot Gun

9pm - it's Val's Variety Hour (or new new name)
Hosted by Val Myers
with performances by:
Amber Tozer
Stephanie Escajeda
Troy Conrad
Erik Tait
Celine Dion
Willy Tilly
all@El Cid 4212 Sunset Blvd LA CA 90029, free parking lot, $3 Tecate, full bar tapas menu
Jeremy Paul





Jan 10 2009 11:31 PM

Dude... I have breasts... unbelievable...
Paulina Logan





Jan 10 2009 6:02 PM

Thank you so much!! :)
Dave





Dec 26 2008 7:14 PM

Hope you are having a great holiday season. We're in L.A. Jan. 14 to 21. If you are around give us a shout.
Take care,
Dave
The Graveyard Shift





Dec 25 2008 10:48 AM

Guys and Gals,

We just posted our Christmas Episode of the Graveyard Shift show! It is free to listen and download. So come check out the horror stories and music all centered around the holidays! Make sure to comment and email your thoughts on the questions and how we can make the show better for you! Thanks for listening and keep spreading the word! Talk Hard.

Johnny Johnson
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