Truthdealer

Bio:

truthdealer will never be anything more than the sum of our parts.

the limits have always been known, rules always been followed. it is known that the end of what we call reality does exist a massive ever changing set of walls, a globulous restriction.

people line up with measures and graphs and calculations, they want to define and peg, to shackle and confine, to corner and consume. but. their thirst will never be quenched by our hands, and their tools are useless.

a static confine is a free paradise for someone that can manipulate the very outlines and walls surrounding them. we move walls, we define limits, we cannot be cornered, and we are the sound.

the art of attaining power may be in hand, but our real test is in the use. near every degree is burned through idea. music. pushing these fucking walls. breaking up the boring devices and destroying what was before.

and what was before?

when you create, the before will influence, but you don't let it guide you. do not follow the past. instead pay attention to your output, your spirit, yourself. everything you are right fucking now, a seeing eye dog you trust. a definition made with too much emotion or prior knowledge will kill or dissolve most fresh energy. a barricade created by anything but the present has to be destroyed or made irrelevant.

unfortunately, if even we may never produce a convincing pop song, fail at anything great within punk, or compose anything remarkable in the hip hop realm, the output remaining will absolutely and eventually define and become a part of countless other artists' barrier walls.

... ... ... ....

here's to them tearing down our confines!


-Love-

dustburn, VI(er), hanson
11/20/09





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FOR SALE! WARES TO HAWK! MERCHANDISE!

..T-shirts! T-shirts! T-shirts!..

NEW NEW NEW!!! "The Contrarian Three Thums Down" Tshirts! Lime green with pink ink ONLY. Bwa ha ha ha ha! Many Sizes.

"HYPNOTIC" swirl tees! Many colors and sizes. Send your cash!

$10 PPD $8 IN PERSON (S, M, L, XL, XXL)

..Records! Records! Records!..

NEW! NEW! NEW! Split with Head On Electric - 45 rpm 7" Record on What's For Breakfast? Records. 300 made.

$6 PPD $5 IN PERSON



Self titled 33 rpm 7" record on F+S RECORDS. 300 made. WE ARE GETTING VERY LOW ON THESE!

$6 PPD $5 IN PERSON
Split w/Random Houses. 45 rpm 7" on DNH RECORDS. 300 made. THERE ARE VERY FEW LEFT OF THESE!

$6 PPD $5 IN PERSON


..Pins! Pins! Pins!..

Multicolor pins

$1 - Getting More soon

..Stickers! Stickers! Stickers!..

One color vinyl stickers with "T" design

$1 - BACK IN STOCK!

..Tapes! Tapes! Tapes!..

Lieswatter Cassette

If you are interested in the tape, you have to ask. $4



..CD's! CD's! CD's!..

Dousing the fire CD

If you are interested in the CD, you have to ask. $3





Ordering Info:

Truthdealer
2550A N. Booth St.
Milwaukee, WI 53212

PEOPLE WHO LIKE PUTTING OUR MUSIC IN YER HANDS:

DNH RECORDS

F+S RECORDS

WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST? RECORDS

FDH RECORDS

P. TRASH RECORDS

RESURRECTION RECORDS

HUXTABLE RECORDS..

SUICIDE BONG RECORDS..

FALCON CREST RECORDS..

Member Since:

June 26, 2005

Members:

A.D. Schwader - Bass, vocals, foreigner

J.W.R. Johnson VI - Guitars, vocals, journey

J. Frederic Hanson I - Drums, cymbals, vocals, hickey

Each one of us composes songs. There are no restrictions. Any style or tempo. We are not afraid of change or failure. Together we continue to define and set the rules. FORWARD.

Influences:

We have no influences, you fucking assholes, WE ARE YOUR INFLUENCE. Put down your fucking bud light and listen up: WE ARE THE NEXT NEW REVOLUTION FORCED BETWEEN YOUR EARS, HOUSEPUNK! Yes, that's right, we exist as the band that blows you right out of the fucking water making you cry like the bitch you are to your fellow bandmates, "Ahhh! I wish we could be that explosive and revolutionary and talented and good looking and pro...OHHHGOD TAKE ME RIGHT NOW, I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! OhhhhhWAHHHNHH!!!.....augxghgh....auhhzhgh....boohoo....." That's right, CRY! CRY! CRY right fucking now and salute the greatness that stands far taller in front of you.

Sounds Like:

Many bottles of whiskey. A crock pot. Soft tourettes mumbling. Lines of cocaine. Beebo. Frantic oral sex. Dogs peeing on fire hydrants. Fat people. Pants unzipped. Senior citizens. Someone tickled until they accidentally fart. A proverbial verb. A dude seriously retarded. The guy whose horse lost the race. A cat pooping and meowing real fast while doing it...you know, kinda like it lamenting that it shouldn't have ate so many fucking peanuts and then all that cheese. That shit hurts you know...HA NO PUN INTENDED. OR WAS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

SONGS PLAYED LIVE:

Crooning is > or = to Small Dicks [Schwader]

(Dousing the fire/CD/Self released/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Kiddie Pool [Schwader]

(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Self Taught: Lesson Two [Schwader]

(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Dousing the Fire [Schwader]

(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Ticketed and Towed [Schwader]

(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005)

The Fucking Anthem (So Now You Know) [Johnson]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Chicks VS. Dewds [Schwader]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Reuptake [Schwader]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Defining Yourself Negatively [Johnson]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

We Put the 'B' in SuBtle [Schwader]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Hodag (Go Suck my Dick.) [Schwader, Johnson, Hanson]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

Breadcrumbs [Schwader]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006) (The Contrarian/12" 45rpm/Criminal IQ Records/2010)

My One Different OW!!!S [Johnson]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)

I'm in Love [Schwader]

(Dousing the fire/CD/Self released/2005) (Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)

Half Done [Schwader]

(Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)

Fell That Quick [Schwader]

(Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)

Attack Dog of $aving$ [Johnson]

(Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)

Grand Theft Lighter [Schwader]

(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006) (Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)

You're Entitled to be Wrong [Johnson]

(Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)

P.A.C.E. [Hanson]

(Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)

The Runner [Schwader]

(Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)

Journey Vs. Foreigner [Johnson]

(Split w/Head on Electric/7" 45 rpm/What's For Breakfast? Records/2010)

Agreeable up to a Point [Schwader]

(Split w/Head on Electric/7" 45 rpm/What's For Breakfast? Records/2010)

Esophagus Punt [Johnson]

(Split w/Head on Electric/7" 45 rpm/What's For Breakfast? Records/2010)

Breaking the Water Line [Johnson]

(Dipping Station Compilation/CD-R/Dipping Station Records/2009)

Arbynger [Hanson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Kicking the Chair Out (Suicide, Homicide, or Billy Joel: Your Choice) [Johnson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Just Die Already [Schwader]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Casper's Drunk Again [Schwader]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

The Ballad of J. Horkheimer [Hanson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Have a Wild and Sexy Weekend ;) [Schwader]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

A Griffin Aint Shit [Schwader, Johnson, Hanson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Human Camera [Johnson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Everyone Hates a Perfectionist [Johnson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Nice Fucking Voice, Please Stop Singing [Schwader]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

To the Present! [Schwader]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Feasting on the Fetus of the Unborn [Johnson]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Other Side of the Fence [Schwader]

(The Contrarian/12" 33rpm/[PTrash/FDH/Resurrection/Huxtable/Spick and Spook/Falcon Crest]/2010)

Chicken Leg Done Me Good! [Schwader]

Waste of Time [Johnson]

Beast Ice Coast Guard [Schwader]

Hypnocrite [Hanson]

Lazy Mary [Johnson]

Laos Angeles [Schwader]

WWYD? (What Would You Do?)[Schwader]

It Takes Two (To Be Bored)[Johnson]

Desalinate [Hanson]

Tight Pants Vs. Shorts [Johnson]

Another Storm [Schwader]

You are Fighting a Battle That You Will Never Win [Johnson]
....

Songs we have covered? :

Shave and a Haircut: Two Bits (Trad.)

Wicked Game (Chris Isaak)

Mr. 420 (Weird Lovemakers)

Set me Straight (Melvins)

Christopher Conard (Orange Cubes)

I Left my Gun in San Francisco (Butt Trumpet)

Soo Bawls (Devo)

First Fast (Wire)

Wasted (Lefty Loosie)

4 Heads, 1 Brain (Hanson Brothers)

Down on the Corner (C.C.R.)

Epic (Faith No More)

Girls (Beastie Boys)

Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath)

Love (Screaching Weasel)

Record Label:

P. TRASH/FDH/RESURRECTION/HUXTABLE/SUICIDE BONG