Each one of us composes songs. There are no restrictions. Any style or tempo. We are not afraid of change or failure. Together we continue to define and set the rules. FORWARD.
Influences
We have no influences, you fucking assholes, WE ARE YOUR INFLUENCE. Put down your fucking bud light and listen up: WE ARE THE NEXT NEW REVOLUTION FORCED BETWEEN YOUR EARS, HOUSEPUNK! Yes, that's right, we exist as the band that blows you right out of the fucking water making you cry like the bitch you are to your fellow bandmates, "Ahhh! I wish we could be that explosive and revolutionary and talented and good looking and pro...OHHHGOD TAKE ME RIGHT NOW, I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! OhhhhhWAHHHNHH!!!.....augxghgh....auhhzhgh....boohoo....." That's right, CRY! CRY! CRY right fucking now and salute the greatness that stands far taller in front of you.
Sounds Like
Many bottles of whiskey. A crockpot. Soft tourettes mumbling. Lines of cocaine. Beebo. Frantic oral sex. Multiple sclerosis. Fat people. Pants unzipped. Senior citizens. Someone tickled until they accidentally fart. A proverbial verb. A dude seriously retarded. The guy whose horse lost the race. A cat pooping and meowing real fast while doing it...you know, kinda like it lamenting that it shouldn't have ate so many fucking peanuts and then all that cheese. That shit hurts you know...HA NO PUN INTENDED.
OR WAS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1 SONGS PLAYED LIVE:
Crooning is > or = to Small Dicks
(Dousing the fire/CD/Self released/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Kiddie Pool
(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Self Taught: Lesson Two
(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Dousing the Fire
(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Ticketed and Towed
(Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005)
The Fucking Anthem (So Now You Know)
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Chicks VS. Dewds
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Reuptake
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Defining Yourself Negatively
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
We Put the 'B' in SuBtle
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Hodag (Go Suck my Dick.)
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Breadcrumbs
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
My One Different OW!!!S
(Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
I'm in Love
(Dousing the fire/CD/Self released/2005) (Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)
truthdealer is fucking it all up for you, aren't they? i know that's a shame, but in no way are we not vastly superior. judging from your new material, it seems your air supply has been running out, and being devoid of oxygen just makes your music push the bar of how terrible sounds can get. it is sad, and indeed, people have been seen weeping just out of the embarrassment they feel for you. your musical focus has drawn people to donate liberally to the "keep deaf people deaf" foundation. and furthermore, your tax adviser had aural surgery to prevent from ever hearing your new album again. good job with that. affecting people you see once a year so strongly must give you the power to crank out a few more audible crapsicles.
truthdealer is irritated, annoyed, and quite possibly sick of your shit. look, we keep to ourselves, but we also think your aura of failure should be slapped so hard that you stop playing music and start your epic careers in accounting/sewage system attendant/gas pumping.
six(er) doesn't need reservations or approval to interlace pure brilliance into his songs. quit begging and leave him alone, he'll never give you lessons. you don't have enough money for that anyway, son. anthony is known to reform the song structure of timeless classics and leave them improved in ways that make the original composers facepalm in shame. his abilities to draw and rearrange keep on bettering, growing far past any height on earth, even to where there's little to no oxygen. but unlike you he thrives on it, growing stronger. hanson enhances. steroids to the art of drumming. a fucking powerup. every second of music that he appears on is instantly put upon high. he exerts more thought and effort into our shortest song than what is heard on your entire latest album. always good for making people around him burst out in laughter, he almost feels bad for using your band as his latest material. by accident he found your feature article on www.shittybandsonline.com. so now you can catch him gulping down the coffee tequila mixers just to stop laughing.
here's an idea. maybe you should drink. make it a toast. to your failure in music. thanks.
-Love-
dustburn, VI(er), hanson 5/29/09
FOR SALE! WARES TO HAWK! MERCHANDISE!
Shirts! $10 ppd $8 in person Records! Records! Records! Self titled 33 rpm 7" record on F+S RECORDS
$4 in person $5 ppd (300 made, and that is IT.) Split w/Random Houses available NOW! Send allllll of your fucking grub money. From DNH RECORDS.
$4 in person $5 ppd (300 made, and no more to be pressed)
T-shirts! T-shirts! T-shirts!
*Just WHITE left* W/Reverse mermaid-Magnetic field
$8 (L,XL)
Pins! Pins! Pins!
Multicolor pins
$SOLD OUT$
Stickers! Stickers! Stickers!
One color vinyl stickers
$SOLD OUT$
Tapes! Tapes! Tapes!
Lieswatter Cassette
$SOLD OUT$ Sorry fuckers!
CD's! CD's! CD's!
Dousing the fire CD
$SOLD OUT$ Oops, you lose!
Ordering Info:
Truthdealer
2550A N. Booth St.
Milwaukee, WI 53212
We are doing a 'last' 3 piece show @ Why-not3 July 11th. going to be taking a rest and working with a second guitar player. Come by if you can this will be bitchin'
cool i see you cats got a full length comin out sometime soon. keep me posted after you get it recoded, and ill make sure to write somethin up in my zine and stuff so you can get some more exposure out here
can't wait for New Years! can't wait for New Years! can't wait for New Years! can't wait for New Years! Truthdealer! Truthdealer! Truthdealer! Truthdealer!
