Name: DEE-LAY
Age: 27
Employed Since: Easter (One six week suspension for "Nun-Groping...")
Shit Jacked Recently: 2 AirMac Laptops, Ralph Lauren Chaps Cologne, Nintendo DS Light, 5 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue, Size 13 Nike LeBron James VII kicks, 440 Ounces of bottled water, One Kobe steak, La Mer Skin Cream, Platinum Microphone Medallion, G4 Attack of the Show Sweatshirt, 6 cases Vitamin Water, One Puggle, 5 ounce Dry Idea Cologne...
Former Jobs: Arby's Beef Cook (May 2000 - June 2000) King's Car Wash (August 2001 - December 2001)
Currently: Banging that Starbucks Barista ... in Terminal X.
Name: X-RAY
Age: Twice as old as R. Kelly's girlfriend
Ethnicity: I ain't never heard of that town. What state's it in?
Favorite food: Tuna Tsalad Tsandwich
Favorite color: Weed green
Favorite TV shows: "Tsanford and Son", scrambled porn
Favorite movies: "Snakes on a Plane", "Jackie Brown"
Favorite author: T.S.A. Eliot
Thanks for the add you guys rock and love the vid almost pee'd myself when i watched it. told all my fellow TSO's and we all get a kick out of it. do some more soon
Ha...Thanks for that!! I did that in Vegas for 1 year had to wake up at 3am...it suked!! I loved the people though.... Great song!! When is part II coming out?
hi! thanks for adding me up... i work for TSA at san francisco and i think your song's hella funny! you should make some more of that shit lol! peace out...
THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING OUR AMAZING NEW MUSIC VIDEO "OBAMA" - Love, Pistol Opera
"OBAMA" (c) 2008 by Pistol Opera
Listen up, people, its a brand new day It's time to sweep the dim, dark past away Hear what I say! Coming soon to the U.S.A. The Technicolor sequel to J.F.K. Barack Hussein Obama No relation to Saddam or that jerk Osama He's a man on a mission A visionary poet slash politician Separate the chaff from Obama the wheat In a whitebread world, he got the meat Makes the present state of politics obsolete From Chicago, where fog comes on little cat feet So haters stop running your trap talking smack Get on the O train; stop acting wack Like Abraham Lincoln crossed with The Mack Once you go Barack, you never go back Check it!
Botswana to Ghana / Nobu to Benihana Run go tell your mama about / Obama, Obama Iraq like Vietnam-a / Barack gonna end the drama I think youre gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama
Got charisma and style; smart as a whip The child of a mixed-race relationship Born in the 60s when everything was groovy Heidi Klum and Seal can play his parents in the movie Came from next-to-nothing; he's a self-made man, so DAMN Stand up! Give the brother a hand! He got a grand slam plan to save this land And if he can't do it, nobody can
ey zach whats up.really funny airport security shit ya got there.I cant wait for spent casings to come out.allthough its a cryin shame you didn..t put a version of cowboy lost in tokyo on it. that song is the shizzle! cheers from zurich
yeah Oasis kicks ass! most people forget about them. I work for TSA in Cincinnati and one of my Leads showed me your video and I laughed until I almost pissed myself!
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