Making a lot of money, buying a warehouse, and rigging it up to be completely self-sufficient. That way, when the nuclear fallout happens, I will be totally fine eating my cereal out of Bush's skull. And I like to collect used light bulbs.
Music
Kenna, Matisyahu, Amy Winehouse, Stevie Wonder, Clayton and Fulcrum, Dave McCormick, Jesse Tomsko Trio, Jill Scott, Portishead, Fiona Apple, Gorillaz, Marvin Gaye, and anything that isn't Jessica Simpson, country, or Jessica Simpson singing country. And no, I don't watch American Idol, and NO, I don't listen to anyone that CAME from American Idol, so don't ask me.
Movies
Stir the sauce.
Television
The Office, Weeds, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Lost, Dexter, Mad Men, and my guilty pleasure, PR baby!
Books
Still on that James Patterson cover. It's a doozie.
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"It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?" ~ Stewie Griffin
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