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General(+) Cole, music and going to shows, Egyptology, gelato, long walks on sunny days, deep conversations, B list horror flims, americanos, tattoos, beer tasting, art, my kitties; Anubis and Syrus, good books, chai tea, absurd humor, cauliflower, sunshine rain, getting off work early, graffiti (Miss Van and Greg Simkins), Suicide Girls, Value Village, loooong necklaces, swimming in the ocean, sleeping in, putting paper bags on Anubis' head, meditation, vegan food, blasphemy

(-) shitty music and how it's everywhere one goes, bad puncutation and grammar, public transit, self-righteous people, christianity, when I lose my train of thought, dudes hitting on me, chicks bitching at me, loud mufflers, nightclubs
MusicThe Dillenger Esc. Plan, The Postman Syndrome, Origami Swan, Assimilator, Goatsblood, 3 Inches of Blood, A Thousand Year Plan, The Blood Brothers, Ulver, Daughters!, AFI, CKY, The End, Poison the Well, Curl Up and Die, Isis, Mastodon, Buried Inside, Nirvana, The Mars Volta, Converge, These Arms Are Snakes, Tool, Circle Takes the Square, Ephel Duath, Every Time I Die, A Perfect Circle, (Old) Incubus, The Locust, Mr. Bungle, Anti-Flag, The Ramones, Bulfrog, Squarepusher, Isan, In Flames, Blind Guardian, CloudDead, Buck 65, The Non Prophets, Kid Koala, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Billie Holiday, King Crimson, Yes, Rhapsody, Made out of Babies, Battle of Mice... it goes on and on...
MoviesDR TRAN!!!, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengance, Fight Club, The Triplets of Belville, Waking Life, Ichi The Killer, The Wall, The Cremmaster, Don Hertzfeld's The Annimation Show, S&M Sick and Twisted, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, The Mummy I & II, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Rodger and Me, thats all I can think of for now... I don't watch too many movies.
TelevisionKill Your Television
BooksWhatever Egyptology book I can lay my hands on (Joyce Tyldernysky is a fav)
Graham Hancock (Fingerprints of the Gods, The Message of the Sphinx)
Erich von Danikin (Chariots of the Gods)
Robert Rankin (The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse, The Witches of Chiswick)
David Eddings
Anne Bishop
Kate Forsyth
Bertrand Russell
Piers Anthony
Timothy Findly (Not Wanted on the Voyage. This book is incredibly haunting)
Danielowsky (House of Leaves: a serious mind-fuck)
Barbara Kingsolver (The Bean Trees)
Toxic Sludge is Good for You: Lies, Damn Lies and the PR industry
No Logo: Taking an Aim at the Brand Bullies
James Lasdun: The Horned Man
Fingerprints of the Gods: Graham Hancock
The Rebel Sell

This is all I can think of at the moment... Will be updated as I find more worth mentioning.
HeroesDon Hertzfeld and the Leather Jesus
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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:A hole in the ground, Alberta
Body type:5' 3"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:I don't want kids
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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Sure enough, just as my friend had described, on the floor, in fact practically dead center, were the four marks, all of them longer than a hand, jagged bits of wood clawed up by something neither one of us cared to imagine. But that's not what Lude wanted me to see either. He was pointing at something else which hardly impressed me when I first glanced at its implacable shape.

Truth be told, I was still having a hard time taking my eyes off the scarred floor. I even reached out to touch the protruding splinters.

What did I know then? What do I know now? At least some of the horror I took away at four in the morning you now have before you, waiting for you a little like it waited for me that night, only without these few covering pages.

As I discovered, there were reams and reams of it. Endless snarls of words, sometimes twisting into meaning, sometimes into nothing at all, frequently breaking apart, always branching off into other pieces I'd come across later - on old napkins, the tattered edges of an envelope, once even on the back of a postage stamp; everything and anything but empty; each fragment completely coverd with the creep of years and years of ink pronouncements; layerd, crossed out, amended; hand written, typed, legible, illegible; impenetrable, lucid; torn, stained, scotch taped; some bits crisp and clean, others faded, burnt or folded and refolded so many times the creases have obliterated whole passages of god knows what - sense? truth? deceit? a legacy of prophecy or lunacy or nothing of the kind? and in the end achieving, designating, describing, recreating - find your own words; I have no more; or plenty more but why? and all to tell - what?

Lude didn't need the answer, but somehow he knew I would. Maybe that's why we were friends. Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he did need the answer, he just knew he wasn't the one who could find it. Maybe that's the real reason we were friends. But that's probably wrong too.

One thing's for sure, even without touching it, both of us slowly began to feel its heaviness, sensed something horrifying in its proportions, its silence, its stillness, even it it did seem to have been shoved almost carelessly to the side of the room. I think now if someone had said, "Be careful!", we would have. I know a moment came when I felt certain its resolute blackness was capable of anything, even of slashing out, tearing up the floor, murdering Zampano, murdering us, maybe even murdering you. And then the moment passed. Wonder and the way the unimaginable is sometimes suggested by the inanimate suddenly faded.

The thing became only a thing

So I took it home.

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You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
Who I'd like to meet:
Julie Christmas. Ladies who scream hysterically will always have my kudos. In her case though, she gets extra for working with amazing musicians as well.

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James Cheetham - Writer

James Cheetham



Oct 10 2009 12:15 PM

 

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These are literally one of a kind treats, the cookies you order will be shipped to nobody else. Each cookie has a vivid image of your choice and are delicious. They come wrapped in cellophane with your choice of ribbon color and are then packaged in individual boxes (as seen in the photo above, boxes are optional). These are truly, edible works of dark art.

If you would like more info on pricing or zombie makeovers, feel free to contact me here on Myspace. You won't be disappointed!
THE PROPHET

THE PROPHET



Aug 27 2009 9:20 PM

NASA plans to bomb the moon...REALLY!

As you may or may not know NASAs LCROSS probe is carrying 2 tons of explosives through space in order to attempt to bomb the south pole of the moon on October 9th 2009.

On August 20th I posted a myspace bulletin to encourage the psychic thwarting of this event.  On August 22nd it was discovered that somehow the LCROSS probe mysteriously lost much of its fuel during August 21st when it was out of contact with the radio signals of the earth (140kgs of 306kgs of fuel disappearing leaving only 50kgs remaining in its tanks).

It is my intention at this time to again call upon the collective consciousness of the readers of this bulletin...please direct your minds efforts towards this LCROSS probe and attempt to make it fail!  Bombing the moon in order to create a 5 mile crater (NASAs intentions) goes against intergalactic laws as well as the interdimensional frequency guidelines of the entire omniverse.

To increase the effectiveness of your psychic projection towards the LCROSS probe I recommend listening to the musical project known as XCROSS, which you can find here on myspace.

www.myspace.com/xcrossproject

Their track Falling Through Eternity (if listened to by many during their psychic projections) may induce the failure of the LCROSS probe sending it harmlessly floating through the infinities of space forever!

Take heed of these words that I hath spoketh onto thee, for they concern the future of all humanity!!!
MUDLARK

MUDLARK



Jan 7 2009 9:42 PM

boosh tuesday jan 27th 2009


all ages iron lung / extortion show 2009 feb


poser all ages show


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MUDLARK

MUDLARK



Nov 14 2008 6:52 AM

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Jay Beck

Jay Beck



Nov 6 2008 12:00 AM



RAGE

RAGE



Oct 24 2008 2:51 AM

i see you online!! hi from australia!!!! i've been partying like its 1999 hahahah! can't wait to see you when i get home although i'm having a fuckin blast!! xoxoxox
scumbelly

scumbelly



Oct 6 2008 1:32 AM

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Geena

Geena



Aug 10 2008 6:54 PM

Haha well either way, lovely :D
Lady Darkholer

Lady Darkholer



Jul 6 2008 9:29 PM

this saturday....
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check out my 'Robber's Mansion FUNraiser' blog for more details!
RAGE

RAGE



Jun 30 2008 9:56 PM

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THE PROPHET

THE PROPHET



Jun 8 2008 4:08 AM

MUDLARK

MUDLARK



May 17 2008 8:32 PM

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Lady Darkholer

Lady Darkholer



May 15 2008 10:52 PM

i have a hankering for some long island iceteas right now!!
Sky

sky Jung



May 7 2008 3:22 AM

thanks for adding me
Lady Darkholer

Lady Darkholer



May 5 2008 10:08 PM

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Lady Darkholer

Lady Darkholer



May 5 2008 8:09 PM

can you find my tits??


Lady Darkholer

Lady Darkholer



Apr 30 2008 8:57 PM

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RAGE

RAGE



Apr 19 2008 2:55 AM

hey sugar child! i am not going out tonight due to the really busy work week i had and tomorrow will be brutal too, but thanks for the invite! me and amanda and my friend sarah are going out dancing tomorrow though if you are interested! i don't know where yet but call me if you want to shake it some more! xoxo
Lady Darkholer

Lady Darkholer



Mar 27 2008 4:58 PM

hey dude so when's yer bro get into town?
are you coming to devora's on saturday? or you already got plans??
lemme know.
RAGE

RAGE



Mar 23 2008 4:47 AM

i just might be going to the sweatshop we will see! i'm doing a candida cleanse, today is day 12 out of 15 so a few more to go! see you on the flip side!
THE PROPHET

THE PROPHET



Mar 22 2008 7:43 PM



The Interdimensional Perception Distortion Prophecy of 2094

In the year 2094 a qweebo huffing contest in Owl Creek Colorado shall be interuppted by a world changing announcement. General Blark Shwartzkoph over CNN shall proclaim these words "The existence of a communications blocking force field in outer space has been proven. It is powered by tiny asteroid like rockballs floating around the moon and Uranus. It uses ultra inconcievable frequency abnormalities to inhibit the use of our space exploration devices. The US army in conjection with the establishment of its control used master sequences with spherical transponder explosives to destroy these devices. It was then discovered that outer space is only 1.6 million miles across. The perception that the universe was infinite and expanding must have been produced by these strange force fields. We are now sending a manned mission to the edge of the universe perhaps to discover who or what has put us here on earth. Thank you goodnight. Hail Narblarp!" When the astronauts get to their destination at the edge of time the world shall realize its true purpose. An interdimensional being named *}= shall broadcast these words "Humanity thank you for coating the earth in plastic, concrete, and smog. We shall now take all 3 of these substances from you to fuel our interdimensional portal creator. You shall be releaved of your lives. Praise *}= ." The world shall then divert destruction through the powers of Lurkjerk Ferguson and his omnidimentional universe locking proto-nuclearizations, but that is another prophecy for a completely differnt time.
Take heed of these words that I hath spoketh onto thee, for they concern the future of all humanity!
RAGE

RAGE



Mar 20 2008 5:13 AM

heehee i was the last one to write a comment!! and here i am again, how are you how are things what have you been doing?? i'm on a cleanse so i've been hibernating from everyone and everything aka FOOD! but i'm over half way done now and then i can go somewhat back to normal... so we'll hang in april hahah miss you! xo
RAGE

RAGE



Feb 18 2008 7:02 PM

had so much fun with you this weekend, no shoe dance party!! xo do it again sometime soon!
MUDLARK

MUDLARK



Feb 8 2008 6:56 PM

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Jan 7 2008 5:41 PM

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