Tufty WONT ADD YOUR BAND.

www.myspace.com/tuftysquirrel

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  • Alex Ryan

  • 20 / Male
  • Weston-Super-Mare, Southwest, UK
  • Last Login: 7/7/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Interests? That implies enthusiasm. I'll give it a go anyway...... Bass guitar and..... SQUIRRELS!!! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us ..
  • Music

    I like most things, but mainly metal. For example; Rage Against the Machine; System of a Down; Primus; Family Force 5; KoRn; Finntroll; Sikth. My happy music is Freezepop, and i also enjoy Bodyrox and The Knife ..

    Dr Steel Building a Utopian Playland

  • Movies

    The Shawshank Redemption; Snatch; Dogma and

    EVIL DEAD 2 Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us ..

  • Television

    OK, just so you know, anything I put on here you HAVE to watch. Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Challenge, weekdays, 8pm); Mythbusters (Discovery, weekdays, 11am); Family Guy; Futurama. ..
  • Heroes

    Bruce Campbell, Les Claypool ..

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Weston-Super-Mare
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Squirrel King
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Bridgwater College

    • Bridgwater, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Computer Science Degree
    • Minor: N/A
    • Clubs: Equal Opportunities Officer
    2007 to Present
  • Bridgwater College

    • Bridgwater, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Computing
    • Minor: ICT
    • Clubs: Equal Opportunities Officer in the student union.
    2005 to 2007
  • Worle School

    • Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    • Clubs: None
    2000 to 2005

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About me:

.. ..

Tufty the Squirrel

says:

fuck you.

Jemma Made This Profile. ['Cus i ♥ Alex.... And i'm a cool kid...]
Profile Made On: 5/2/06..


*Sound of me hitting my head on the desk*
I don't know why I did that... Uhh, hello. I'm Alex A.K.A. Tufty. I've got long blonde hair, a short goatee and a phat 'tache. I look like a metalhead, a pirate, a biker or jesus depending on my mood. I got the nickname Tufty the Squirrel because when I was growing my hair, it was at the point when it was long enough to look long, but not long enough to weigh itself down. And seeing as I have 2 cowlicks and 3 crowns, my hair went very tufty and fluffy, my nan saw this and said that I looked like Tufty the Squirrel, who was a road safety squirrel in the 50's. That takes too long to say usually, so if someone asks me why I'm called Tufty, i'll usually say that it is because of my beard. I am usually a calm (or clam) person, but there are a few things that make me angry. Yeah, rest assured, I am not one of those teenagers that constantly complains about how crap my life is, because my life isn't crap and I'm not emo. Anyway, enough about me, How are you today? That's fantastic.

EDIT: I feel the need to expand on the "Religion" section on the left over there. I have put "Atheist" because it is the broad term that most definately covers me. However, alongside my strong atheistic beliefs, I am an Empiricist, and a Materialist. These are both aspects of Secular Humanism, which broadly means that I reject any supernatural or religious explanation as warrants of morality and decision making, or as an explanation of life, the universe and indeed, everything. Instead I believe in the power of humans themselves to choose the nature of their lives and influence the world around them. I believe everyone has the power to be good, or to be bad, and no one has any excuse for the choices they have made other than accepting responsibility and reaping the consequences as dealt by other humans, not karma, divine punishment or the invisible nymphs of justice. For better explanations, I have included links on the key words to wikipedia. Look them up, who knows, maybe you are these things too! In which case, we will get on just grand.

Yep! I'm A Rocker.
[It's better than emo]


Rocker, Mosher

80%

Goth

40%

Skater

20%

Prepy

15%

Emo

10%

Who I'd like to meet:

My evil twin; The person who invented emo, so I can rip their face off; A REAL wizard; James Randi; Richard Dawkins; Brian Sapient. And THIS monkey:

Comments

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  • Satan Online Now!

    May 24 2009 3:43 PM

    I've missed your birthday!

    Unlike Jesus...
    I've NEVER claimed
    to be perfect!

    Happy
    LATE AS HELL
    Birthday!






    ATHEIST, AGNOSTIC, RATIONALIST,
    and FREETHINKING
    SATIRE
  • May 4 2009 2:02 PM


  • Jan 6 2009 4:29 PM

    Zomg ur my hero xD
  • Jan 3 2009 7:48 PM

    Zomg sounds like the naughtiest drink eva! :D
  • Nov 26 2008 6:27 AM

    hey, its been a long time.
    how are you?
    its currently 5.
    30 in the afternoon on the other side of the planet, thats right, im in Australia ^_^
    will be back in may so hopefully if your still around and not bundled off to another country we could do something?
    loras got a good setup in bristol, give it a try, it was pretty intense when i went haha.

    xx
  • Sep 27 2008 1:01 PM

    Hey, sorrry i haven't been free lately ;(

    But i'll be sure to make some time for you mister!


    Missyu


    xoxoxox
  • Satan Online Now!

    Aug 8 2008 11:45 AM





  • Aug 8 2008 10:16 AM

    Hi there!

    Thanks for adding us!


    Thanks
  • Jul 17 2008 10:38 PM

    Your online now? Why arn't you on msn? Twat...
  • Jul 3 2008 6:55 PM

    we gotta do something again soon. i enjoyed the evening out we had, full of alcohol and cigarettes.
    was good'o!
    i shall give you a text at some point, like i said i would but never actually did coz i have short term memory loss ... yeah thats my excuse.

    xx
  • Jun 24 2008 1:14 PM

    Excellant.

  • Jun 23 2008 6:02 PM

    Wow, I feel pretty damn priviliged!

    And YES sounds good, although you might be back at work by now...?

    But whenever you're free!
    xx
  • Jun 16 2008 1:07 PM

    I love you x
  • May 31 2008 4:36 PM

    Hey... i may be down in June.
    If you fancy meeting up for a drink?
    xxx
  • May 23 2008 11:52 AM

    hey you bearded man!
    HAPPY FUCKING PIRATE BIRTHDAY :)
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    have a fantabulous day. . .
    at work :P

    and we'll see you later at rock gardens
    xxxxxx
  • May 23 2008 11:25 AM

    Joe Cartoon
  • May 23 2008 11:18 AM

    Noooooooo were like, gettin old an stuff :-S

    Happy 'We' Birthday Shuckems xxx
    Hope ur havin a better time celebrating it then i am lol
  • May 9 2008 5:10 PM

    what a nob
    hit him :)
    i will :)
    lol ye ill b out 4 u :)
    rock gardens at 10
    xxxxxxxx
  • May 9 2008 12:09 AM

    i have been good thanks
    not been too well lately
    :(
    oh well
    rich scared me into thiking i have a brain tumour because ive had alot of headaches recently
    bastard :P
    so im gonna go and get a full health check soon because im so overdue for one anyway
    ill sooooooo be out on your birthday man
    love you too much too stay away!! :)
    xxxxx
  • May 7 2008 10:29 PM

    hello man of beard
    how art thou in the kingdom of asda :)
    miss you lots and lots
    the union just isnt the union without you :(
    xxxxx
  • May 4 2008 9:12 PM

    please call me asap tommorow morning!!
  • Apr 12 2008 1:21 PM

    Family force five & bike thief sighs try harder next time.

    lol
  • Apr 4 2008 4:45 PM

    ey up.


    your 'about me' section? yea... you need to put 'an empiricist' instead of 'a empiricist' for grammatical reasons and my peace of mind??

    LOVE!
    :)
    xxxxxxxxx
  • Apr 1 2008 7:24 PM

    yeah, not bad I guess... loads been happening, hope you're okies! =)
    x
  • Apr 1 2008 3:49 PM

    Hey, you coming round in a bit?

    Arse-biscuits.