Lynnette
"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them."

Female
33 years old
teh OmaLULZ, Nebraska
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
Mood: crunk Mood Image
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    Lynnette's Interests
GeneralShoes. Guinness. Comics. Knitting. Thai food. Monkeys. Porn. Video games. Not necessarily in that order...
MusicAimee Mann, Air, Aphex Twin, The Beach Boys/Brian Wilson, Beck, Beethoven, DJ Benny Benassi, Ben Folds Five, Björk, Bloc Party (omfg), Blur, David Bowie, Brainiac, Buckethead, The Cars, Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Leonard Cohen, Elvis Costello, Bing Crosby, Daft Punk, Devo/Mark Mothersbaugh, Duran Duran, ELO, The English Beat, Bill Evans, Fatboy Slim, The Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, Galaxie 500, Stan Getz, Benny Goodman, Gorillaz, Grandaddy, Buddy Holly, Joy Division, Journey, Kings of Convenience, The Magnetic Fields, Modest Mouse, Mozart, My Bloody Valentine, Willie Nelson, OutKast, Pavement the Rock Band/Stephen Malkmus, Phoenix, Pixies, OK Go, Otis Redding, Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers, Röyksopp, Shellac/Big Black/Steve Albini, Sigur Rós, Slint, The Smiths, Smog/Bill Callahan, Sonic Youth, Spoon, Carl Stalling, Stereolab, Styx (yeah that's right I said Styx, forealdo), Talking Heads, TMBG, Tool, Trans Am, Unrest/Air Miami/Flin Flon, The Velvet Underground, Rufus Wainwright, Ween, White Stripes, The Who, XTC, The Zombies, Zoot Woman. ..I know it's long but...fuck it. I'm pretty open-minded about most music... Except for reggae. I FUCKING HATE reggae. ..
MoviesAnything directed by Jean-Luc Godard, or with Bette Davis, midgets, Sam Rockwell, The Dude, Harpo Marx, primates or a high FBF (a movie which contains a lot of explosions or crashes often typically has a higher Flying Body Factor)... I saw this movie called Goonies once and I really liked it...
TelevisionTwin Peaks. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Firefly. Arrested Development. The Soup. Kids in the Hall. Family Guy. Spaced. Red Dwarf. Price is Right. Futurama. Six Feet Under. Jeopardy. Someone should tell me that most of my favorite shows have been off the air for years...
BooksYes please.
HeroesKurt Vonnegut, Dorothy Parker, William Moulton Marston (google it, fuckers)
Groups: Rum Drinkin' Scalawags of the High Seas402 Positive CrewPrecedenters of the United States of AmericaStitch n Bitch MyspaceThe Colbert ReportMarine BiologyChan Park's HoesVeterinary Medicine & Animal Research

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     Lynnette's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lynnwood, Washington
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Grad / professional school

   Lynnette's Schools
Vatterott College
Omaha, NE
Graduated: N/A
Major: Veterinary Technician
 

2007 to Present
University Of Nebraska At Lincoln
Lincoln, NE
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Spanish
Minor: Sociology/Film Studies
 

1995 to 2001
Lincoln High School
Lincoln, NE
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1993



Lynnette IS YOUR MOM.

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   Lynnette's Blurbs
About me:
After a several years of wandering around the country I am temporarily back in Nebraska to pay off debt, head back to school and spend time with my family. Believe it bitches, I'm back...for now.

I enjoy shuffling a deck of cards...especially two brand new packs together; the sound and feel of the cards snapping through my fingers...love it.

My friend Olivia describes me as: "A pale skinny chick who plays WoW EverQuest2 WoW and reads comics late into the night." Yes, I managed to quit WoW successfully, just ask me how. Okay, soooo like I play WoW again. School takes up too much time to waste on a video game that has yet again become BOOOOOOORING.

It's very likely that I can yo-yo better 'n you.

I have always been fascinated by ants. Sometimes I'll knock over their hills, ya know, to keep 'em busy.

When I was five I used to collect "Made in Taiwan/Hong Kong/China" stickers and covered the back side of my bedside table. My mother wasn't upset when she found the stickers, just asked me why I was collecting them...I still...have no clue why I was collecting them.
Who I'd like to meet:
Your mom. DONE!

Any official member of the 501st. DONE!

Buckethead, if only to introduce him to my boyfriend.

Oh, and a midget, without the irony.



   


   


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Lynnette's Friends Comments
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Mike Stillman





Jul 25 2008 2:02 PM

So...I have a very important message to tell you.

Warhammer Online.

I got a chance to play the Closed Beta last night...and I've got to tell ya...its FUCKING AMAZING! My buddies and I are making a Destruction guild, and I was wondering if you and Mega would like to join us? :)

Here's the message that I sent to everyone. Because I'm pretty damn lazy, I'm just going to paste it instead of typing a new one up.

"...If you wanna check out more of the game, go to www. warhammeronline. com or www. warhammeronline. com/armiesofWAR to see more info about the Destruction races/classes.

Below is just the message that I sent everyone about voting on the name.

So...the names for our Destruction guild have been posted and its time to vote!

To vote, register for membership at www. dekay. guildomatic. com. Then, head to the forums and reply to the first public post under 'Destruction Guild'.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please email me at mikestillman2003@hotmail.com.

Thanks!"
joel





Jul 16 2008 9:19 PM

Hey, I found yet another reason not give out any personal info to online gamers...when they live the part, they really live the part:



Fail
Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com


I'm an 80'z Baby Babay!!





Jul 13 2008 8:48 AM

what the fuk!!!......
Mike Stillman





Jul 6 2008 4:44 PM

Hey! Long time...How goes it? Anything new goin' on?
joel





Jul 3 2008 3:21 PM

Will you show me that work out routine? :) Looks like fun!
etienne





Jun 27 2008 9:02 AM

OMG!!! your profile photo came from the paper where i work. my boyfriend edited the story when it ran.
LOL!!!!!
Magster





Jun 25 2008 1:30 PM

I'm bored as shit sittin in my little cubicle right now.Hey look! You're wearin ur sexy scrubs again today.
You saucy little temptress!
Motley





Jun 22 2008 1:13 PM

toothpaste for dinner
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Motley





Jun 10 2008 9:02 AM

toothpaste for dinner
toothpastefordinner. com
Ashley





Apr 30 2008 8:41 PM

Soo I have heard you talk about your myspace master piece and this is the first time Ive made it to it... and Im not gonna lie.. you picture... creeps me out a bit. ok kinda a lot. But other then that its awesome! I bet if you asked lara could draw you some sweet dragons you could add to your page.
Rachizzle





Apr 22 2008 9:52 AM

Happy belated birthday, gruh!
chairwoman miao





Apr 21 2008 6:46 PM

k, dude...tried to find a birthday one, but they were gh3y. so you get this:


Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics


happy birthday from yr crack baby! *mwah*

OH MY GOD BECKAY...





Apr 19 2008 11:20 AM

Photobucket
OH MY GOD BECKAY...





Apr 14 2008 7:54 PM

OMG!!! When did you get married?!?!?!
chairwoman miao





Apr 6 2008 8:47 PM

mmmm. your disability dress is hawt.
Chell





Mar 31 2008 7:08 PM

hey, thought i'd stop by and greet cha! doing well and as you can see by the pic, not too far away from the baby drop date! only 26 days to go! hope all is well!
OH MY GOD BECKAY...





Mar 10 2008 7:10 PM

Hey...last week....what day was that?
OH MY GOD BECKAY...





Mar 6 2008 12:28 PM

David Bowie Cat
chairwoman miao





Feb 14 2008 2:52 PM

Humorous Pictures
moar humorous pics
Video Game Cross-Stitch





Feb 11 2008 8:36 AM

Thanks for the add! And the message! It's nice that a magazine I can't really afford has brought me so many new friends!
annie [senior '09]





Jan 19 2008 10:28 AM

What have you been up?
chairwoman miao





Jan 7 2008 6:15 PM

alright dude, we're in business, wu-tang korean-style! w00t!
Mr. Weirdo McMurderson





Jan 5 2008 5:13 PM

Holy crap, you quite WoW?
You're my new hero Miss Lynnette.
Kitty





Jan 1 2008 6:55 PM

he was sad, cause he missed you.
Kitty





Jan 1 2008 6:56 PM

Love your guts!
chairwoman miao





Jan 1 2008 2:37 PM

happy new year to my one and only ghetto mama! *mwah* w0000000t!
Kitty





Jan 1 2008 6:53 PM

do you know any 'slow' or 'special' people? yay!
Mr. Weirdo McMurderson





Dec 7 2007 11:40 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
chairwoman miao





Dec 1 2007 11:47 AM

i wouldn't dry-hump matt damon if you paid me. well, unless it was four figures or so, then i'd just close my eyes, suck it up and pretend he was joaquin phoenix. then i'd take the money and take off to south america. heh.
Stewart/Colbert 2008





Oct 26 2007 11:24 PM

Colbert President Seal
Stephen Colbert for President


Add to Friends

Tahhhm





Sep 15 2007 12:49 AM

Tammy





Sep 14 2007 9:54 AM

myspace

myspace



Didnt know you were in omaha now. We need to get together.
chairwoman miao





Aug 11 2007 3:30 AM

hey, wipe MY ass with that sandwich. that's my line 'cuz i do it on the daily forealdo. bitches be plungin' the fuck outta area toilets and shit, yeah.

see y'all in 2 weeks, woot!
Chell





Jul 22 2007 10:57 AM

if you are the one with the moist cake, who's got the milk? hope all is well! it's damn hot in NE!
chairwoman miao





Jul 5 2007 10:02 PM

*poke*

dude! did you fall into puget sound or what? i'm gonna give you a ring this weekend. woot!
chairwoman miao





May 28 2007 11:58 PM

i'd like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga. on the chimichanga, i would like a side of sour cream.
Misti





May 15 2007 7:13 PM

Aw, thanks! :) How is your move going?
chairwoman miao





May 11 2007 10:45 AM

love that photo long time! glad i got to hang on sunday, can't wait 'til you swing by on your way out west, woot woot!
annie [senior '09]





May 6 2007 9:36 PM

you need to send me those pics!<3

~annie
etienne