dear david, I ate the rest of your potato salad. I'm sorry, I was hungry. If it makes you feel any better, I spilled some and got it on my clothes. But I was wearing your hoodie. whoops?
Oh man you tattooed that? The guy i did it on brought me a picture of it and i redrew it... I didnt know that was yours till i looked right now. Im sorry dude... Do you want me to takke the picture of