Turbo Sloth
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"...AAAAAAND THE JAGERMEISTER'S CHILLIN IN THE CRISPER!"
Male
31 years old
DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE
United States
Last Login:4/28/2008
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http://www.myspace.com/turbosloth_band |
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Turbo Sloth's Interests
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| General | The Great Outdoors, fine liquids of the world, raising hell, hearing colors, seeing music, seeing little people and cats, slurred speech, inability to operate heavy machinery, inability to operate light machinery, peace and quiet, major ruckus, songs about poop, getting kicked out of bars, armed or hand-to-hand combat with typhonian anachronisms. | | Music | 
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Turbo Sloth's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | La La Land | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Occupation: | blowing minds |
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Turbo Sloth's Networking
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Music - Live - Other
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We're a band. Don't hire us to play at your venue if you're scared of loud noises or the word "fuck".
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About me:
Turbosloth (or Turbo Sloth) is a musical group from the backwoods and alleyways of Southeast New Hampshire/Southern Maine area; Dover, Rochester, Portsmouth, Newmarket, Somersworth, Wakefield and Portland, Maine. We specialize in slovenly psychedelia laced with noise.
THanks to everyone who came out for the party in Madbury, 4/26/08!!! A good time was had by all. Hopefully I can put some videos up pretty soon on this muhfucka.
ATTENTION PORN WEBMASTERS, BOSNIAN PIMPS, ETC!
TURBOSLOTH IS NOBODY'S BITCH.Enough with the goddamn porno/webcam bullshit bulletin spam already. Get bent, fuckfaces.
Respect to all our fans.
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Who I'd like to meet:
fat chicks and midgets, human-sized frilled lizards, kekeke Zerg rush, platypus tonsils, grease fires, horse chestnuts, ball bearings, Crate N' Barrel, pork rinds, Peking dumplings, trailer parks, jack rabbits, Jack Nicholson, jack shit, jack cheese, jack dick, Jack Spratt, jack off, Jack White, Jack Black.
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Turbo Sloth has 43 friends.
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