Turd Ferguson has been making fun of electronic music trends since 2003! Okay, we've only got the two songs, but we're workin' on it! The "band" is Mark and Sara Nicholas. Mark is probably best known as the man behind the synthpop band Cosmicity (though he's crankin' out a new brand of Electronica under his real name now... see marknicholas.org), and Sara is best known for her remix work under the name DJ Ginger Snapp.
The music to "This Is Your Crusty Christmas Present" is a riff on the "new" club sound made popular by Benny Benassi's song "Satisfaction". (You've heard it on that Wendy's commerical.)
The music to "Alan Cumming" is a riff on the Electroclash sound, specifically Miss Kitten + The Hacker with their song "Frank Sinatra".
1. Gunrack for your car (preferably a pickup truck). 2. A bumper sticker. Caption: "Osama Bin Laden: Wanted Dead or Alive" 3. A 7-11 bag, containing various ribbon shaped car magnets. 4. A--recently--expired PBA card. 5. The latest in NEXTEL personal communication devices. 6. A tennant--or dick landlord. 7. A live-in Relative, not of your nuclear family. 8. Seasonal Insects and wildlife. 9. Every M&M and 50 Cent cd ever released, including greatest hits, soundtracks, and remixes. 10. The ability to say "my family is from queens", without anyone asking you "where in queens?"
(sorry "members only" jackets currently out of stock.)
