Reese's Beefes: The coated beef candy!

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  • Reese's Beefes: The coated beef candy!

  • 25 / Male
  • Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
  • Last Login: 1/5/2010

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Interests

  • General





  • Music

    is the best.
  • Movies

    Good ones.
  • Television

    Sciency Stuff, History Channel, Family Guy, Futurama. Shame I don't have TV anymore though.
  • Books

    H.P. Lovecraft's "The Colour of Out of Space", The 2001 series by Arthur C Clark. Frank Zappas Autobiography (Mandatory reading to be a Good Person) Conspiracy Literature (I don't believe it, its just tons of fun to read)
    Past Readings: The American Culture of Fear, Affluenza, Religion Explained: Evolutionary Origins to Religious Thought. 2001 series. Solaris. Contact. Recently Read:No Country for Old Men. The movie does it justice.
  • Heroes

    Musician Hero's: John Petrucci, Tom Morello, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani,Terry Bozzio, Frank Zappa, Steven Willson.
    Family Hero's: My Dad for being a draft dodger in the 70's. My Mom for being such a god damn hippy she would wed a draft dodger. My Grandfather for being smart enough to be a Judge. My Uncle for having been a professional musician for years.
    Other Assholes: Steven Hawking, Albert Enstine, Penn & Teller, Carl Sagan, Future Jones.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Blue Earth, MN
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Professional Jackass
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Rochester Community And Technical College

    • Rochester,Minnesota
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Music Technology
    • Clubs: Choir, Jazz Band, The Aires, Comedy Improve Group.
    2002 to 2004
  • Blue Earth Area Sr.

    • Blue Earth,Minnesota
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Knowledge Bowl, Twelve Bucks Plus Change, the Madrigals, and Men of Note
    1998 to 2002

Companies

  • The Coffee Hag

    • Mankato, Minnisota US
    • Baristia
    December 2004 - August 2007
  • St. Lukes Luthern Care Center

    • Blue Earth, MN US
    • Receptionist/Gift Shop Attendent. - Alzhimers Unit
    October 2001 - August 2003
  • Schitels Music

    • Mankato, MN US
    • Guitar Instructor
    June 06 - April 07
  • SMB Music LLC

    • Minneapolis, MN US
    • Lead Guitarist
    March 07 - The Future and Beyond

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a songwriting, guitar playin, self-harming musical jerk for good ol... Cover

Guitar Lessons Available: $20 per half hour lesson with me.

All ages and skill levels are welcome to inquire. My personal focus is in hard rock/metal but I have studied Jazz and Classical and taught people ranging in age from 6 to 55, extreme beginners to nationally touring guitarists. If your interested simply message me.

Do you feel like communicating with me through the internet while I'm probably bored? AIM=Adeamus

I'm Sponsored By:
Paul Reed Smith Guitars | VHT Amplification | Bareknuckle Pick-Ups
| Coffin Case |
Because I yell at people a lot till they give me free stuff.

Here is a glimpse of how cool I look sometimes.

Who I'd like to meet:

Any woman who would like to name our future children Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, Ithaqua, or Nyogtha.

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Comments

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  • Oct 26 2009 5:35 AM

    I just thought of that time I destroyed your Dream Theater hoodie at work.....or almost did. You know, you never got back it me if I ruined it. lol
  • Oct 2 2009 7:19 AM

    So how is it? All day surrounded with kids playing instruments.. well...
  • ace

    Sep 1 2009 4:10 AM

    Hey Marn!  When are we gonna hang out?  I just moved!  I'm not sure if it's closer or farther to you.  I think I might have moved right across the street from mahoney??? maybe?
  • Aug 27 2009 12:58 AM

    so i struck out last nite....lol...
  • Aug 25 2009 4:53 AM

    SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SEND ME MONEY!?!?! REALLY? WHY? DO YOU HAVE PICS?
  • Aug 25 2009 3:43 AM

    : p  *that rasberry noise* 

    Hows it going?????
  • Aug 16 2009 5:33 PM

    facebook sucks my balls....anyways, remember when you had no eyebrows? heheheheee....
  • Aug 16 2009 5:33 PM

    So, I actually went, couldn't find parking that was reasonably priced without having to walk in torrential rain and went home.
  • Jul 29 2009 2:52 AM

    shutup. 3:<
  • Jul 27 2009 9:02 PM

    wait even better, maybe its at the rock, which means awesome guy discount. the ad in ap said first ave. the tour myspace top picture says the rock,we shall see.
  • Jul 27 2009 9:02 PM

    thrash and burn tour with periphery is comming to minnesota at first ave, we should go.
  • Jul 22 2009 12:14 PM

    here you go big man, with your fancy diminished fourths and triads, beat a cute kitty cat


  • Jul 7 2009 11:07 PM

    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEE
  • Jul 6 2009 7:22 PM

    Bet you cant beat this-
    http://bit.ly/RSdld
  • Jul 2 2009 1:17 AM

    I like how you comment on only the pictures that have to do with you. Conceited much? :-p
  • Jun 28 2009 5:56 AM

    hey hey hey you where amazing in ohio
  • Jun 27 2009 11:08 PM

    Yo,

    Dani just got back from seeing you guys in La Crosse and stuff. Sounded like an awesome show! Wish i was there, hope you guys get up to Fargo or GrandForks or something. Anyway, hi and glomp back at you.

    Oh, I heard that there were no low ceilings but I missed the rainbow socks! DAMN!! Btw, even though you escaped injury I hear you nearly took off Dani's head with your guitar. Way to almost kill little girls with your guitars again!
  • Jun 27 2009 11:08 PM

    fuck, i miss you guys already.
  • Jun 27 2009 11:08 PM

    hi there :)
  • Jun 25 2009 6:13 PM

    believe it or not, i actually enjoyed my time with you guys. go figure.
  • Jun 23 2009 11:09 PM

    Hey,

    Just wanted to know how the 7 days of doom are going. Lol. I mean obviously you're busy as hell but figured I'd just drop you a friendly hello. Wish I could go to one of your concerts again but sadly enough I've moved and you're now much to far away. Danielle will be at the LaCrosse concert though so it'll be like i'm there in spirit lol.

    Anyway, have fun and be sorta safe. Watch for any low ceiling and try not to startle too many girls by leaping into their arms okay?
  • Jun 10 2009 4:15 PM

    C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we
    don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
    between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out
    flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
    enough.

    D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a
    second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
    relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
    the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've
    found in this bar tonight."

    E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
    shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
    could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
    and everything else, and is au natural.

    Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C
    is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a
    minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
    correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any
    wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are
    bassless.

    My internet died right in the middle of sending this. So I don't know if it went through or not.
  • Jun 5 2009 3:47 AM

    Well that's awfully kind of you.
  • Jun 5 2009 3:47 AM

    Oh HEY, did you mail that letter to me??? I thought of it cuz I'm recording the audition video right now, and I gotta turn my stuff in pronto
  • Jun 5 2009 2:38 AM

    Well I will agree that bridge piercing looks bad on most.... You sayin I look bad?!?!?!