The Sex Pistols vs Mozart

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hey hey hey you where amazing in ohio

Yo,

Dani just got back from seeing you guys in La Crosse and stuff. Sounded like an awesome show! Wish i was there, hope you guys get up to Fargo or GrandForks or something. Anyway, hi and glomp back at you.

Oh, I heard that there were no low ceilings but I missed the rainbow socks! DAMN!! Btw, even though you escaped injury I hear you nearly took off Dani's head with your guitar. Way to almost kill little girls with your guitars again!

hi there :)

Hey,

Just wanted to know how the 7 days of doom are going. Lol. I mean obviously you're busy as hell but figured I'd just drop you a friendly hello. Wish I could go to one of your concerts again but sadly enough I've moved and you're now much to far away. Danielle will be at the LaCrosse concert though so it'll be like i'm there in spirit lol.

Anyway, have fun and be sorta safe. Watch for any low ceiling and try not to startle too many girls by leaping into their arms okay?

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we
don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out
flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a
second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've
found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C
is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a
minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any
wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are
bassless.

My internet died right in the middle of sending this. So I don't know if it went through or not.

Oh HEY, did you mail that letter to me??? I thought of it cuz I'm recording the audition video right now, and I gotta turn my stuff in pronto

its not rockband. its now classical orchestra. or harp hero

Ewwww... See my life has finally like slowed the hell down lol. I just freakin' moved again but other than that... well okay other than that and the fact that I'm like dying from pain... Fucking internal organs... *mumbles*

Anyway, keep in touch despite your business okay? I mean... I didn't have your number to "keep in touch with an old friend" on my 9 hour car ride yesterday.

Lol, I swear I totally typed them in on Google cause it was bothering me not knowing and it came up as "Red Satanism" or something like that.

You totally didn't answer the question by the way.

Fine, just totally drop our convo and ignore me then! God... I'm gonna go like cry now. JK, anyway, I totally just looked up the namex that you have under the who I'd like to meet thing on here and what the hell? I mean obviously, I knew they were something crazy but Satanism... really?

Anyway, how's it going? Still keeping crazy busy?

....and the constant pain surrounding my skull is the lovely reminder of all that is the SMB experience.