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Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
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Influences
outkast, redman,beatles,methodman, pharoe monch, tribe called quest,they might be giants, busta rhymes, del the funky homosapien,Ginsu, cypress hill, the beatles, notorious BIG, tupac, NAS, DMC, common, goodie mob, ODB, weezer, sean price, outsidaz, gravediggas, twista, jay-z,canibus, nirvana, jimi hendrix, BIG PUN, bob marley, Sublime, beastie boys,dj wick-it Ghostface killah,wolfmother,kings of leon, coldplay,muse, jeremy lister,
I was born in Puerto Rico where I lived until the ripe age of 6, when i was plucked out of my natural habitat and forced to live amongst "los gringos". I learned english quickly, and adapted to the southern american way. My family has a long history in music, and like my elders I feel music is inside my soul. I've been writing for nearly 16yrs and performing for 7, but in the last few years have laid low in search of a more well rounded aproach to the industry. I have an engineering degree from The School of Audio Engineering of Nashville, which took me on road trips and I got to see what was on the other side of the studio glass. I'm currently working on new material, and leaving the freestyle circuit alone, I cant do mix tapes forever I added some snips of my lastest projects with E.T. until the new ALBUM is freshly imported from the dark corners of my mind.
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are you looking for something highly offensive yet hilarious.... meet a CP boy band....this is their breakout hit..."my balls are ok" but I implore you to check out their follow up...."making love in a handicapped stall"...i want them to be on our show.
ok....ask and you shall recieve. ps. are conjoined siblings allowed on this show? bc if so...lets apply? Pick a prize arcade...here we come. the 80s commercials are a bonus.
ITS OUT!!!!!!!!! my debut album "My Life on the Radio" hit stores yesterday! you can get it digitally on iTunes or order the actual cd on CDbaby.com heres the link:
http://cdbaby.com/cd/joseygreenwell I'd really appreciate your support and if you do get a chance to pick it up....you'll have to for sure let me know what you think ok?
I'm sitting in obs grieving the lack of your presence. Like a package waiting to be opened, there is nothing inside. Just peanut butter crackers and coffee. No Lie! Miss you turin. :( I hate your absence. :) heehee
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