please please please tell me you are watching "I love the New Millenium"
particularly, 2006, Dick Cheney shooting his friend... the george bush impersonater, "hahaha, i saw him in the hallway the other day and said 'whoa, dont shoot' ... pissed him off."
so we really need to talk. i did something and you're the only person who won't make me feel like a sack of shit for doing it. And maybe you can give me advice even though you suck at it.