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Red Meat...Red Meat...Red Meat...Read Meat...

...Red Meat...Red Meat The Invention of Hugo Cabret, Flashman, A Tale of Two Cities , Dandy In the Underworld, Fast and Louche, Burlesque:Legendary Stars ofthe Stage,Titus Groan , The Sandman (Gibson), The Sandman (Gaiman),Candide, Great Expectations, The Idler, The Chap, Dora Suarez, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Boy Wonder, Hollywood Babylon, Three Men In A Boat, Metamorphosis, Dead Babies, The Rocketeer, The Infernal Desire Machines of Dr Hoffman, Secret Paris of The 30's, Le Petit Prince, Modern Drunkard, Milk Sulphate and Alby Starvation, Infinite Variety: The Life and Legend of the Marchesa Casati, The Cat In The Hat, Mr Corbett's Ghost, Twilight of the Idols, The Wasp Factory, Money, The Tempest, Kris Guido - Sinister Legend, Juxtapoz Magazine, Bloom County, Me Cheetah, The Haunted Looking Glass, The Doubtful Guest, Where The Wild Things Are, I Lucifer, Perfect Medium: Photography and The Occult, M (Jon J Muth), Belloq's Storyville, Untamed Highway, Dr Sketchy's, Me Cheetah, Between The Eyes, Joe Bob Briggs Goes To The Drive-In, The Great Shark Hunt, The Maxx, Lipstick'n'Bulletz (ah, how the memory lingers...), the Miroslav Sasek THIS IS... books, Jazz Age Beauties, Doc Savage: His Apocalyptic Life, Hiding The Elephant...and LOTSA COMIC BOOKS!!!! (Sound Effect! Cosmic Kirby Radiation! Clenched...EVERYTHING!!!! Alliteration positively popping pandemoniously outta the poopshoot!!!)...the first 100-odd Jack'n'Stan FFs, The Goon, Groo The Wanderer, Eisner's Spirit, The Fourth World, Hellblazer, Marvelman, Madman, Ditko Doctor Strange, Clockwork Girl, El Muerto, Howard The Duck, Lucha Libre, The Gloom, Devil Dinosaur even!!! Sonambulo, Shazam, the old Batman Family giants, Black Hole, Wormwood (The Gentleman Corpse I'll have yz know) and all sorts...

Blister me barnacles and shiver me timbers and avast behind indeed; Cap'n Jack is 'ere to tickle yer fancy I'll be bound, thanks to the positively pulchtritudinous painterly prestidigitation of Helvis, raven-tressed hellion of the High Seas (Brownhills), a comely wench and a legendary quaffer of infamy and renown to boot. Buckle yer swash and sail on over to myspace.com/spoospi (your guess is as good as mine, me hearties) and keelhaul yerself across the treasure chest of her talent. GAAAAArrrr indeed...

And let me tell you about the mummy, honies...spooky fella here, Ardeth Bay as I'm sure all you groovy ghoulies already know, comes to you direct from the weapons-grade ubertalent fostered beneath the quite lovely face of Ms Emma Mount, whose vivacious visions of matinee magnificence and hurley burley have been wowing all comers from Century Acres to San Francisco. Go to emmamountart.com or myspace.com/emmamount and feel the unusual sensation of your eyes trying to cross their legs as they wet themselves out of pure joy...and if you're in SF right now, check out The Attack of the B-Movie show at the Space Gallery, where you can pick up something super for a snip: http://bmoviepreview.blogspot.com/

And just as your incontinent eyeballs are readjusting from the onslaught of beauty already blabbered on about, bend over and kiss 'em goodbye as the retina-felching loveliness of this image from the gorgeous Gayla at www.666photography.com bats 'em clean into the middle of next month. Whether you're a rockabilly ripsnorter or a leather-breeched rider after ruinous decadence, you'll find something to clutch to your savagely beating bosom in the sumptuous portfolios to be found chez 666, from pin-up queens to dinky ponies with pretty pink bows. Oh, just go see for yourself at www.myspace.com/666photography...

This is still the back bit of Ms Heather Sweet, still snapped (in a nice way) by Mr Richard Heeps. These lovely peaches have been bumming around on my page forever, but I just don't seem to be able to prise them from the bottom of my heart. Pucker up and smooch this and sundry other works of saturated magnificence at richardheeps.co.uk or even the good fella's page on this here myspace I've said it before, and I'll say it again...What a VERY Sweet posterior...Heather like this sets a chap's mind to a-roamin' in the Gloamin, eh wot...?