About me: I'm 7 years old now. Being a cat is fantastic, if you aren't a cat then you probably suck. I'm famous now, I starred in a music video. I'm really great. Send fan letters and catnip to my home address.
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Who I'd like to meet: I'm the famous one, people want to meet me.
Ode To Turtle:
there once was a pussy named turtle
i jumped over him like a hurdle
he makes me sneeze lots
he likes to smoke pot
and he's so fat he should wear a girdle
