MIKE HELL - Lead guitar wankery and vocal BSDM, penile inplant explosion, burtal bloody hemmoroids of death.
Dear diary, another day has gone by and i still cant find the words to tell neil how much i love him. sure, i drop hints constantly, bending over in front of him, making sure he gets a good view of my willing, eager ass, "accidentally" spilling cold water on my chest, so he can see my perky nipples staring at him as longingly as my eyes. but he just seems not to notice day after day. i just want to drag him to bed and drain every ounce of semen from his rediculously large penis, and then cuddle gently with him as he showers me with his endless fortune of knowlage. im quite sure neil knows everything. and he is oh so strong. he can certainly kick cjs and my ass at the same time. i find myself worrying that if i do get in bed with him, he'll be disgusted by my incredibly used up stretched out asshole. maybe i'll get ass repair surgery, so i can be nice and tight for him. but anyway, i just wanted to say how incredibly gay i am, and how much i like to be the woman every time i have gay butt sex. which is about every day, and with a different guy every time, sometimes with 5 or 6 guys at once. yup, thats me michael carfagna..
Yours Truely,
Mike Hell
Influences
Mostly these guys here...
they're what really made us want to play music in the first place
MANOWAR,JUDAS PRIEST,DEVO,CLIT RIPPER,SKATE BOARDING,BEER,GANG GREEN,MERCYFUL FATE, SHARING MASS GRAVES,DRI,SLAYER,YOUR MOM DURING SEX.
Sounds Like
The delicate caress of a bloated and fully engoreged cockhead softly penetrating a puckered dog's anus for the very first time.
One day, while on safari Grandpa and Mike hell were fucking max and CJ in the asshole, when It was tme to switch, they did a quick squaredance/ass to mouth blowjob routine to the ABBA Superhit "Fernando". They then flipped over so that CJ was assufcking Grandpa, and Max was obliterating mike's toned but loose anus. After this they decided to form the Choo-Choo train of meat. I think you can imagine the horror an dismay of all the zebras and lions as they cavorted through the jungle with Grandpa as the engine and CJ as the loose caboose. Then from out of the depths a jewish troll named nate exploded onto the scene. He took them to paris on his plane built entirely out of reindeer testicles and fisted them all to multiple squrting orgasams on the way. He saved the semen for a later date, to make cocktails for the drunken parisian socalites he so loved to entertain. When they reached the hypersexual paris nude beaches they exploded into fuscha and muave flames of pure anal cocklust. They cornholed every man in the place, as well as every woman, as an afterthought. After this AIDS riddled semen-circus, they were all sitting on the beach smoking crack out of a jagged lightbulb and soothing their raw blood cocks/assholes with raw whale blubber and talcum powder, they decided to start a band. They knew it would be difficult to create a sound gay enough to turn all of mankind into buttfucking homosexual communists, so they would have to work hard. As hard as a rock solid raging Unicorn boner in the raindow light of rectal eternity. As hard as CJ's sweet little nips when nate professed his undying love for him in the pale moonlight. So they stole some instruments from longtime freinds KORN and LIMP BIZKIT, and got to work in a serious manner.
DO you gyes still hang out with black anthony because I saved that nigger by kicking in some skinheads scull, and now I see how I was wrong to do that and want to correct my mistake so I can go to heaven and fuck jesus in the ass
you gyes should at least leave me a comment the least you could do for your old pall Zappey even If its negative Because Ime a scociopathic jocko homo like mikle and I can and need to feed of of that especallay now that Ime tweekin out right now.
fuck you gyes lost your originall band info o well micallel rember I wrote it aneyway remeber that time you showd me your band page and said you bairley ever go on aneyway at levies house and you got me to write the band info while you took a dump. ya that was prittey funney aneyway hope you gyes beat up lots of black people or something whit power
Michal after this much time I Pritty much love you and just want to fight you for something to keep working out for hope you see my face every time you do bench press you Irish barbarien Versus the dutch barbarien sadley well probley never see each again aneyways but if we do well have to have a good old brawl for old time sake what do you say old friend.
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