Twelfth
Twelfth Not as Smart as You Require

Male
33 years old
Richardson (bleh), TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 3/16/2009
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Generalspeeding, reading, creative writing, comic books, medocre drawing, sequential art, rally racing, pretending, RPGs, experimental music, noise, aggressive french kissing, daydreaming, sleeping, astronomy, classical mythology, water guns, contemplation, alcoholic beverages, pretty faces, berserker fundraising, berserker drunks, berserker business travel, girls with short hair, good humor, UK English, penguins, sea turtles, monkeys! giant robots, card games, lunch money, experimentation, alphonse mucha, taking photos, masochists, rugby, feats of strength! rubber bands, red velvet cake, brownies, roller skating, ice skating, pugilism, esoteric symbology, philosophy of alchemy, 20%, being weird, renaissance literature, trashy pop horror, booty, nice clothes, individuality, anarchy, catholic mythology, tattoos, a job well done, meme creation, random surveys, ducatz imma pocketz, inventing neologisms, haikus
MusicMike Patton, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Tom Waits, Boredoms, Merzbow, Mad Professor, John Zorn, Tzadik Records, Add N to X, Liars, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Current 93, Nurse with Wound, Cranes, Swans, The Dire, Mendacity Records, Morphine, Pietasters, Slackers, Pogues, Flogging Molly, Shane MacGowan, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Birthday Party, Daria Parker, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Bikini Kill, Fighting Headlice, Soul Coughing, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, The Distillers, Ani Difranco, The Cramps, Dead Voices on Air, Rachel's, Gogol Bordello, Neko Case, Bill Laswell, Painkiller, Naked City, The Clash, Coil, Bauhaus, Phantomsmasher, Atomsmasher, Kid606, Squarepusher, Autechre, Tiger Army, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, The Maturity, Melt Banana, One AM Radio, Aerin Tedesco, Johnny Cash, Desmond Dekker, The Selecter, Muslimgauze, Buzzcocks, The Dirtbombs, Detroit Cobras, Lycia, Lovespiralsdownwards, Toots and the Maytals, Weakerthans, Decemberists, Dresden Dolls, Skatalites, Tin Hat Trio, Einsturzende Neubauten, Dracula Time Traveler, Sam Cooke, Wilson Pickett, R.L. Burnside, Dar Williams, My Bride Babylon, The Freak Out, The Vanity Set, Wesley Willis ....
TelevisionKill Your Television.
Booksangela carter, umberto eco, arturo perez-reverte, boccacio, andrew vachss, jonathan lethem, pat barker, anton lavey, charles bukowski, john webster, shakespeare, will eisner, ray bradbury, lovecraft, caitlin r kiernan, neil gaiman, yeats, half price books, crazy religious conspiracy books, nonsensical, myself, what are yr reading? comix - sandman/dreaming, strangers in paradise, poison elves, optic nerve, molly kiely, jhonen vasquez, lenore, sam keith, alan moore, guy davis, eddie campbell, + more. Yeah, I should have more but I always get blocked on this damn question.
HeroesJennifer Haniver, Simon Belmont, Mary Webster, Clever Hans, Han Van Meegeren, Prisoner #416, Wesley Willis.
Groups: CD Source Sonicistos!

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     Twelfth's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Haven't Found It Yet...
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Malcontented Curmudgeon

   Twelfth's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
Grant writing, fiction, essays, reports, confessionals, recommendations, ransom notes, proofreading. Whatever. Pipe Dreamer.

   Twelfth's Companies
CD Source
Dallas, Texas US
Most Hated Employee of the Month
Sonicisto

2000-2006
Mendacity Records
Schmittsville, US
Director of Creative Development
Creative Development

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   Twelfth's Blurbs
About me:
Here's my High-Concept Description: Flippant Jackass meets Brooding Intellect while Selfish Alcoholic battles Flailing Writer. I spend my days ruining people's lives, my nights ruining people's days, and weekends ruining fictional people's lives. Also: I can haiku at the drop of a hat. I don't watch television, I refrain from eating red meat, I shun organized sports, I question divinity, and I don't salute the American flag. I scowl a lot and the chronic neck spasms will probably kill me one day. I don't know if any of those things are admirable characteristics.
Who I'd like to meet:
G.W. Bush's Corpse, Anton LaVey, Wesley Willis, Angela Carter, Marquis DeSade, My Doppelganger, A Viable Third Party Candidate, Jonathan Swift, Tom Waits, Mike Patton, Nar'eth, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Martial, girls with short hair, my future ska band, my fictional eastern european goth band, a pro bono literary agent, a dying man with a winning lottery ticket, The Pope, my muse, Nick Cave, Shane MacGowan, scottish girls with tourette's syndrome, a boxing instructor, boys who need two glances, zooo music girls, drunk Einstein, Crowley, most of the people I read about in books, people who can teach me something new about life.

Note: I don't add requests unless I know you OR we can actually have a decent conversation. Message me and let me feel ya. Webcam girls can fuck off unless you can do the above. Also, if you can't be bothered to pick at least one book or author you like, get offline and go to a library. People who brag about being illiterate make Baby Jesus cry.


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Twelfth has 49 friends.
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 Cassandra 


 Lauren 


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Liz

Elizabeth Gerbi



Mar 16 2009 3:45 PM

Ditto, sir. We are still firmly ensonced in the time of year that I'd chew off my right hand to move to TX.... remind me, what does it feel like when your body is actually making Vitamin D?

Feel free to drop a line anytime.
Have you ventured to ever-addictive facebook yet?
Liz

Elizabeth Gerbi



Mar 16 2009 1:44 AM

As I roll on to Myspace for a perennial cyber walkabout. Spring break, hurrah.
How's tricks with you?
Dave

Dave



Mar 7 2008 8:54 PM

rip gygax.
Lauren

Lauren



Dec 1 2007 5:51 PM

happy anniversary of your birth, friend.
Coexist

Coexist



Nov 15 2007 9:02 AM

Cassandra

Cassandra



Oct 12 2007 11:28 AM

Times is weird. Disco's heavy.
Lauren

Lauren



Oct 2 2007 3:21 AM

hey pal, where ya been?
Lauren

Lauren



Aug 13 2007 12:27 PM

Yeah, it was great catching up with you! Lemme know when you're coming through again. Hopefully next time it won't be 3,000 degrees out...
just lisa

just lisa



Jul 9 2007 12:48 PM

heard a rumor you might be coming to maine for columbus day...any truth?
Herself/Bayonetta M1

Herself/Bayonetta M1



Jul 5 2007 1:58 AM

Hope you had a great 4th!
Herself/Bayonetta M1

Herself/Bayonetta M1



May 15 2007 2:56 AM

This is my new bf:
Ev

Ev



Apr 29 2007 6:53 PM

Thanks :)
Moon Unit

Moon Unit



Feb 23 2007 5:34 PM

Hi Friend!
Ev

Ev



Feb 22 2007 8:34 PM

I will tell you the tale of my long-standing hatred of that movie someday..and hey, mabye Isabel and I adopted our lovechild :D
Glass Museum

Glass Museum



Feb 22 2007 8:27 PM

Um if you would please write me a haiku that would be very nice thank you and by please I mean do it. Thank you.
Herself/Bayonetta M1

Herself/Bayonetta M1



Dec 24 2006 9:12 AM

Happy Merry Xmas and all that jazz!
-=A

Andrew Graham



Dec 1 2006 9:49 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
For your birthday...
I give you the mental picture of Larry in a speedo!
karen

karen



Dec 1 2006 6:49 PM

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu.
You live in a zoo.....

<3 Karen
Herself/Bayonetta M1

Herself/Bayonetta M1



Dec 1 2006 6:30 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
(I noticed in yesterday's blog that mortality was on your mind, too. Good funerary ideas there).
leslie kaye

Leslie Rankin



Nov 12 2006 12:46 AM

will you haiku for me? i need it.
Cassandra

Cassandra



Oct 25 2006 2:54 PM

Dave

Dave



Aug 25 2006 6:06 PM

judge mills lane.
he loves you, but he fucks your friends.
Ron

Ron



Jun 6 2006 11:09 PM

I would like to formally request my birthday Haiku. I'm wearing a tux as we speak. You have until Saturday. Do not include the word "mustard." Please. I will reward you by mailing you a genuine bottle of Kentucky Jelly. Do you like Polkberries?
Glass Museum

Glass Museum



Jun 2 2006 11:45 PM

The last time I saw you I was wearing night-vision goggles with rainbow tassels on the earpieces, and you were struggling to lift yourself from a vat of boiling caramel filling.

We've come a long way.
leslie kaye

Leslie Rankin



Mar 2 2006 3:10 PM

Flogging Molly rocked my face off!!!
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