Busted, McFly, Charlie from Busted, Matt from Busted who drinks beer as it's reported in the Sun, the girl who wrote that song, "I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair". I think it was a very powerful piece of music and really kept in with the spirit of late sixties flower power and late seventies punk. Miss Dynamite's song, "Miss Dynamite". I liked it because she told us she was called "Miss Dynamite-tee-hee" and i think it's very important for song writers to first introduce themselves in a song so that we can feel comfortable and more at ease and that we know them. I DO NOT like albums where the band doesn't introduce themself in the first song. I also like the cover of "Miss Dynamite" Leonard Cohen did.
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Walt Whitman, William Carlos Williams, Hubert Selby Jr, Jack Kerouac, King David, Alan Ginsberg, Laurie Lee, Dylan Thomas, Aeschylus, Wordsworth, Mr Men, What a Mess, Where the Wild Things Are, William Burroughs, Chairman Mao's Book of Titty, Lamentations, Tales of the Edgware Ghost-ship, T.S. Eliot and Pound when i was younger, the Radio Times now that I am older, Desperate Dan, the Beano, Whizzer and Chips, Razzle and Readers Wives...
Hello Friend, you might have seen something by Twinklebum UK, in which case you will be one of the special people in on the secret that our films are really quite rubbish. Here are the films little Lee has made: The Edgware Walker (Channel 4); The House of Memory (Channel 4); Tales of the Creepy Crooked (Channel 4). Lee has also made some stuff for the really rubbish Channel 4 show "Raw Britannia". Heard of it? Exactly. And he also degraded himself by doing a couple of days writing for an Angus Deayton show from which he got the sack. Poor Lee!
Now listen up chum. You are one of the special people who know the secret that Twinklebum UK have made some really rubbish stuff. So don't tell anyone. It's just your and my secret and we're great pals. Say it. "We're great pals." Yes we are. Cheers pal. You're a pal.
Lee
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Okay I've done some other rubbish. I did some voice for a cartoon that went on Channel 4 called, Modern Toss. This also featured people like Mackenzie Crook (The Office, the Pirates of the Caribbean), Paul Kaye (Dennis Pennis) and Doon Machicon (Smack the Pony, Brass Eye). No doubt they were also exhilirated to have Lee Kern involved (Two short, low budget documentaries - unseen - Channel 4).
After the exhiliration of a days work I went back to what I do best - being unemployed, slightly tired - and occasionally going to the post office.
I also did some acting for a Channel 4 film called Hallo Panda where I play a gorilla keeper called "Lee".
Finally, I'm currently making a series of mini-shorts to be broadcast in January titled, "Lee Kern's A-Z", which is about something or other.
I'm also working on my magnum opus (not an ice cream), an hour length film called, "October Mumbling By Lee Kern, A collection of films (Being the cuddy banks of Middlesex and Hertfordshire)...".
Good title, huh?
Ten quid says it's shit.
Oh yeah, there's some new pics on my website. (Sadly these are drawings and not the hot sex pics I get so consistently bombarded and requested for in my inbox).
Oh yeah, and fuck you Tom the MySpace guy.
Sitting there in your photo for a remedial class for idiots.
I have updated my blog for you to feast your eyes over! Will be posting new film and photography projects soon as well as exhibition news and other sites I like.
so you're the guy that did that big brother followup programme??! u single-handedly made that worth watching!! "he was taken from us too soon" hahahahahaha!!!! nice one!!
I'm sure you've probably heard about it already and done it, but just in case you haven't PLEASE go and give Crass Transit four out of four on www.cobravision.co.uk!
hey lee u probably wont remember this but a while ago you told me that u wer making a site with all the things u made for tv on it. it sounds like a good idea, so how is that coming along?
(actually, u may remember me as im apparently the only person in the world who enjoyed raw britannia lol)
Thanks for approval of cyber-friendship. Much LOVE for pimping our tribe!
For your information; True Colours will be screened in the following year at these festivals:
Best of festival, La Ciotat, France Brisbane Film Festival, Australia Edinburgh Film Festival, Scotland Gen Arts: Chicago, Illinois, US Odense Film Festival, Denmark World Wide Short Film Festival, Toronto, Cananda More festivals to be confirmed, if we are lucky.
If you get a chance to see it, we would love to hear what you thought of it - brutal honesty counts!
I work at the uni (I’d make some kind of “ooh small world” comment but if you live in Derby you either work at Rolls Royce, Egg or the University). It’s the only place you can combine subjects as diverse as dance and accounting to create your own Mickey Mouse degree. I’m sorry to hear you were subjected to the horrors of the city’s karaoke junkies and 70s throwbacks. I’m equally disappointed that you don’t have the following you deserve. You might want to try and raise your profile by auctioning your self-respect on ebay, or gatecrashing a royal party dressed as a capybara or something.
Why Derby? Could you please do a blog about Crocs and why they are the footwear of choice of the kind of cretins who have never really got on with shoes, previously seeking refuge in the fuzzy world of velcro, now seemingly emancipated by these garish foot collanders. I'd do it myself but I dare say you get more exposure. Something along the lines of the Big Brother sentiment. Cheers.
What happened in Big brother last nite then? I know you watched it, you make out you're on of those "cool" people who don't watch it, but you do. You watch the live coverage E4 also, watching them sleep.....
