Currently i'm enjoying cunnilingus with my new Barbie doll. Playing master-and-slave with my pet orang-utan has also been a source of orgasmic euphoria.Sometimes i would just strip myself naked and stare at my dick for hours without fail. Goddamn i'm so obsessed with my phallus it's a disease! huh i'll get back to this later. Laterrrrr....
MySpace Graphics at www.PlzPimp.us
Music
Alanis Morissette, A&A, AX7, Bjork, Blink 182, Box Car Racer, Cradle of Filth, The Cranberries, DragonForce, Emery, Evanescence, Evermore, Fear Cult, Finch, Green Day, Jeffree Star, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, Mew, Muse, Nightwish, Oasis, Placebo, Plus 44, Rammstein, Suede, Trivium, The Used, Weezer
Movies
Punkrock Holocaust, Saw I and II, Radio Flyer, The Addams Family, I Spit On Ur Grave, Halloween H2O, A Fight 4 Justice, Interview With The Vampire, Queen of the Damned, LOTR Trilogy, The Laramie Project, Edward Scissorhands (oh Johnny Depp is so Goth), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, The Omen, The Exorcist, The New Guy, Night of the Living Dead, The Craft, The Critters, Orange County, Homeless To Harvard, My Girl, Final Destination, The Beach...I HATE HARRY POTTER!
Television
I have a fetish for Wild Sex on national Geographic. And TV3's BERSAMAMU is so freaking funny!
Books
Gems by STEPHEN KING, and almost anything that involves death or crime...especially those with massive massacre and gore. Anne Rice is fab and Michael Crichton too. I like Medical books coz they contain Death n Gore..
My name is Moris, which means darkness in Hebrew. Yea it's lame, i know. I'm a boring person, which explains the kind of friends that i have. I have a lot of ex-girlfriends, because i'm a hopeless boyfriend. I mean, i can't go out on a date without talking about Nelson Mandela. So i'm used to getting dumped.
I am not a virgin, if that matters to you. Surprisingly, lol! I like drums and organs but they're too expensive. I suck at guitar so i gve up trying.
From what i have collected, i know i talk funny coz i have the propensity to use big words. Like, 'grandiloquent' instead of a-person-who-uses-strange-vocabulary-to-show-off-his-smartass-attitude.
That too explains why i'm not very popular with the chix.
I hate talking for 30 mins after i get up from sleep. I don't understand my parents sometimes. They think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple of guys. I used to keep a journal. But journals are passe so i write in blogs.
If you think that we share the same prosaic characteristics, feel free to lick my ass and add me.
Thank you.
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call me too! 1 209 423-0979. love you, sweet cheeks. I just noticed ur background for the first time. I'd always seen "My dick cures cancer" but never noticed "Too bad I won't fuck a bald chick!" hahaha that is super funny. :P
yeah i know. but im talking to alot of guys and this one guy oh we are connecting so well! he has a 5 year old daugher. he is 25 and he is a stud muffin!!!
well... i was sooo in love with this guy and he up and breaks up with me. he says that he loves me but the spark is gone. and i asked what happened and he said he couldnt tell me. i swear... he was cheating on me.....
im ok i guess. hey i get minutes on my phone at the end of this week. here is my cell you can call or text me if you want 704-500-4037. and im ok i guess... i got my heart royaly broken....
MORIS, mi amor. How are we gonna keep in touch without me being on facebook now? :( oh and actually, I be needing ur address before xmas cuz I don't buy for everyone i know, but I've got a couple cool things in mind that I know you'll totally adore and I wanna send u a package. mmk? much love, plz keep in touch via here or lyrint.
Sincerely, your fiance always, and never your wife, amy
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